Link2thelost90 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 where Ganon was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sifer Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 (edited) I copied all the post and made it one comment Wall of text awaits below page 1-18 [spoiler=Part 1]So I decided to write the story so far, for those who broke the story. FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME!One day, Lyn found a ring on Frodo's finger.And it glowed.And then she ate cranberry pie.After that she found an old blue telephone box. It started ringing. She picked up. and it was a fat sounding man named, Gheb Gheb told Lyn that she was the chosen fart. Lyn rejected him but Gheb used a move which instantly destroyed the world. Oh no said Lyn as the ring broke then Frodo appeared with some taters. Meanwhile in the City of Townsville a meeting began between Bowser and the archduchess ofLegoland. who was Legoland. who was Suddenly Mojojojo shot then Bubbles appeared and shot web but suddenly afros took over city and made disco Tiger is mayor Pooh had died and Suika ate whiskey somehow and went to Germany Zombies invaded Japan because why not Ryu and Ken then killed Obama and Heihachi laughs. Back with Lyn, whom Nowi killed is a zombie She shit in Ganon's face because he must die Ganon ate Lyn because zombies taste like rotten meat dipped in poison Ganon turned into a Power Rangers toy. because brand names makes you famous. Ganon ate chicken. because why not Alucard walks in and starts falling upsidedown the elevator because cool people fall upsidedown town and around crowns. eating kung pow while flicking chow. Suddenly, Harry Potter and smelly hoes and Zoidberg went to kick their butts. Zoidberg just ate seasalt cake. then lolis came and kidnapped Giant Bacon from stores To construct the Bacon Death Star. Then god said, you shall not use that bacon! but Satan said do whatever you want to do Then Captain Falcon punched them both. Then Touhou Ramen was invented by Sakuya fanfic writers with aids and slowly developed into [spoiler=part 2]kung fu bears. Which Sakuya murdered with a chainsaw. with a chainsaw fought King Harkinian??? Confused pg 5-6??? Ten Kanade's appeared and Tom Nook swindled poor Ten Then, cats swarmed the Czech republic While Woody was still eating his hat, he got yuri later tonight and smiled creepily. just like jprebs Then Woody heard Palla and Est fighting over Able. but Abel left for Jody Summer. Suika got drunk and got kicked Into Reimu's face Reimu is mad Reimu kissed Suika The world explode. Boney was born with a big blatant noticeable skirt while ExDeath was doing random things under the sea the home of John lennon exploded into two pieces For the planets had sex with Sumia's magical boobs and Len (Kagamine) with Captain Planet, who required Aqualad's services and Zoidberg's clothes. Zoidberg shouted about not wearing pants. while Link plays the song of rock and roll across new york Drug dealers give Ecstasy to Nowi Who transform into Giant enemy crab For massive damage Then Link ate Navi the annoying purple fairy of Blood and Gore Then Johnny Cage Fought the man who was female On a big scary penis stick Which Tate ate For the lolz and Sakurai laughed.Meanwhile in Paris females where men with facial hair nothing new there had papaya's and did not know what was going So they order a chunk of Parmesan cheese, laced With a diet potassium cyanide capsule. Words cannot describe how many monkeys that could fit In the magic that destroys allFrom using the Proton Cannon. Then whales with cookies. and the secret To the universe with many skirts was revealed by The Pedo king who then proceeded to get stomped on by Giant Zelda. Frank West runs away from Yoko he's covered wars you know. Then Red caught a Missingno. Red trips and falls down some stairs. He lost all his Pokemon. Blue then Becomes a miko and murders someone with a mop. and cleans up his act by leaving the stage. Meanwhile, Jackie Chan was looking for a giant marshmallow in Russia. Suddenly a giant flying mushroom went berserk and killed him WITH RAGE! The End. Once upon a time, Kamina did the impossible, killing everyone with a giant punch. At the same Simon the digger found a jar of dirt that's filled with rotten tomatoes, and took a drill to The center of China. Hsien Ko tossed out a cookie. James Bond Shot her dead. But she's already dead like Yoshika Hsien Ko used PK Starstorm Omega To defeat Meta Knight and gain a rusty sword. However, the rusty sword is too bent into a waffle to be a monster coach. The monster coach that really existed ate 9001 eggs. The eggs then cracked on the inside of his the rocks he turned into a super saiyan glass and proceeded to summon Navy SQUEALS to absolutely mutilate sandwiches with their super [spoiler=part 3]powered robot made of awesome faces. Luigi got his mustache groomed Mario saw Luigi's new groomed mustache and asked where he groomed it Luigi said he used Chemical X and sugar andbutter milk to not create the super mega ultra crazy awesome epic mentally stable mustache. Juggernaut breaks in and masturbates to adorable kittens cuddling Xaiver questions Juggy's strange fetish and constant double entendres. Is probably asleep. Suddenly, a big burly merchant sold phallus-shaped objects and big fat Ex-senator Oliver for 2016 president candidate And Tharja fucked Balrog for money. The Yuri Goddess descended and demands Tharja to eat the Magic cake.giving special powers to her future Only for Ganon to fall in the abyss. Ocelot spun his Tea Towel around the whole galaxy said bye bye to the lone ranger, as he ate a sandwich that was rotten and died. Suddenly a lazy mallet appeared, desiring a big juicy steak monster that would tango with Ledah on Lazy Saturdays. At Milliways Resturaunt... John was waiting for a sexy lioness to serve him chicken burgers she killed the rainbow sheep god for messing with the space time catinuum. After that Nergal and his koopalings invaded hotel California for the money because they had no funds and were very dirty whores who danced at a night club for a something-something which turned out to be a some dood's house , payment was in and we attacked the land of Pizza Hut because the order was "leave no pizza Cherche ate chicken nuggets at Siegfried's Hall of Valor where Ganon was chilling with his bros, the oompa loompas Edited October 13, 2013 by sifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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