Attack the Poster Below!

[Rex Glacies]

*Has a friendly chat with some tea*

*Hypnotizes the next poster to attack the poster below them*

[John Denver Fan]

*Has no affect because I am immune to hypnosis*

*Attacks the next poster with a Nile Crocodile*

[IfIHadToPickADude]

*Uses my Stand to throw the Nile Crocodile into oblivion*

*Forces the next poster to eat a three course meal laced with cyanide*

[John Denver Fan]

*Destroys it using a laser and Michael Jordan say this to the above poster: 

 And I scoff at the failed attempt to force me into eating that shit.*

*Uses a Sharknado that cannot be destroyed and orders it to attack the next poster*

[Mackc2]

*destroys it*

*stares down the next poster*

[umerol]

*Points to the poster above*

*Points to the poster below* No

[Rex Glacies]

*Ignores whilst sipping hot chocolate in a tea cup.*

*Pours hot chocolate on below poster.*

[John Denver Fan]

*Drinks it and takes a shower afterwards*

*Pours ice cold water on the next poster*

[IfIHadToPickADude]

*Ha, jokes on you I like ice cold water*

*Takes a sword out and literally cuts through the next poster's words.*

[Mackc2]

you missed.

Trap the next poster in a vacuum 

[Moblin Major General]

Spacesuit. Or, alternatively, I cannot be sucked up by the damn thing.

I make a quip as something unfortunate is happening to the below poster.

[Gemma]

Something unfortunate? Like... accidentally falling asleep on the sofa?

 

*throws barrels down a construction site

Edited January 13, 2018 by Gemma

[Moblin Major General]

15 minutes ago, Gemma said:

Something unfortunate? Like... accidentally falling asleep on the sofa?

"Well, at least it beats the doghouse."

[Rex Glacies]

*Wasn't attacked.*

*Shoots an arrow at below poster.*

[John Denver Fan]

*Has no affect because I am wearing a bulletproof vest*

*Uses a black hole to suck up the next poster*

[Mackc2]

*Uses a bigger black hole to suck up the other black hole 

*The result is the next persons problem

[IfIHadToPickADude]

*Ha jokes on you, I am half black hole. So I suck up the new, bigger black hole to achieve a new form.*

*Forces the next user to watch Boku no Pico.*

Edited January 24, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude

[Stephen the Great]

*Oh really! Omae wa mou shindeiru! Counterattacks.*

*Forces next user to play a Rabbids game*

[John Denver Fan]

*The joke is on you, I don't have a Rabbids game*

*Attacks the next poster with a cannon*

[IfIHadToPickADude]

*Moves out of the way of the incoming projectile.*

*Backhands the next poster.*

[Mackc2]

*Oww, what did I do to deserve that?
*High five the next posters face

[IfIHadToPickADude]

*Thanks, I really needed that.*

*Gives the next user a presentation on how Anna and L'Arachel are both best girls*

[TheGoodHoms]

*Falls asleep listening to the lecture*

*TUBATUBATUBATUBATUBATUBA... TUUBBAAAAA!*

 

[Miracle-Flora]

*gets tuba'd*

"ICE FIST! FREEZE TO DEATH!"

[Mackc2]

*Brrr Cold* 

*Spontaneously combusts and runs at the next poster*