Camilla Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 My god those things are terrifying! I'm so freaked out right now. :< Why do they exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 STAB IT. BURN IT. STAB IT AGAIN. DROP IT IN ACID. STAB IT ONCE MORE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) I had a cockroach crawl all over my foot once. I considered amputation. Edited September 17, 2013 by Frosty Fire Sage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) STAB IT. BURN IT. STAB IT AGAIN. DROP IT IN ACID. STAB IT ONCE MORE. And then it'll walk out unharmed. :P But seriously, I lived in a cockroach infested apartment for a year. Well, maybe more like "a lot of cockroaches" then "an infestation of cockroaches." But still, they were everywhere. In the piano, in the closets... EVEN IN THE CD PLAYER. ._. But my mom generally kept the place clean, so it wasn't as bad as it could've been, fortunately... Who knows? Maybe after humans die out, mutant cockroaches will rule the world. Edited September 17, 2013 by Fruit Ninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 And then it'll walk out unharmed. :P Throw it at Monobear and run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 You know what's worse than a cockroach? Finding a sac of cockroach eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I heard they taste like chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I bet that if I made a topic about whether it is ethical to eat cockroaches, people would be more offended by it than the baby eating topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I bet that if I made a topic about whether it is ethical to eat cockroaches, people would be more offended by it than the baby eating topic. ... There was a topic on this? .__. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 D'aww, poor thing! That happened to me once. I think I was more mortified by it FLYING away afterwards than the actual contact. I checked all ceilings for months after that lest another one decided to dive-bomb me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I bet that if I made a topic about whether it is ethical to eat cockroaches, people would be more offended by it than the baby eating topic. Both babies and cockroaches are gross and everywhere you look, so I'd figure they'd be about equal in offensiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) ... There was a topic on this? .__. I don't wanna make a big stink/hubbub about it because it got closed, but there was one in serious discussion in the past week or two discussing whether it was objectionable (for a variety of different considerations) to eat a baby. If you're really interested I think I can refer you to it safely since it wasn't deleted. http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=42671&page=1 Edited September 17, 2013 by Lanfear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 ... There was a topic on this? .__. Yes: http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=42671 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Yes: http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=42671 AHAHAHAHA I beat you I beat you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 AHAHAHAHA I beat you I beat you! OH NOES =/ I'm crying now, you evil monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I heard they taste like chicken ... I'm having chicken for dinner today and now I'm likely going to imagine eating a giant roach throughout the whole meal. Thanks. Hmmm actually I think I remember a professor passing around fried roaches (to eat) in some entomology course I signed up for during my freshman year. The people who tried them did agree that they tasted like chicken. Or slim jims. One of those. I dropped the class as soon as I could. >.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Aren't cockroaches said to be extremely clean insects? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Aren't cockroaches said to be extremely clean insects? That's a lie spread by the cockroach empire to encourage us to ingest them so they can take us over from the inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maji Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 (edited) Years ago at my parent's house, a mouse crawled on my foot as I was about to take a shower. At first I thought it was a horrifying, monstrous spider, and I got all dizzy and was seconds away from requiring hyperventilation, but then I realized it was just a mouse, and proceeded to shower. Edited September 17, 2013 by Maji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Why do they exist?Because God has a sense of humor. inb4goddoesntexist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 it's also going to be one of the only things at the end of times with keith richards and ozzy osbourne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meibum Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I've never actually seen a cockroach before if you can believe it (irl I do have a tv). Bugs have never really bothered me that much personally, so I don't think I'd personally be bothered too much. Aren't cockroaches said to be extremely clean insects? are they really? I heard they are the only thing that could survive a nuclear war. Although I heard it from Fairly Odd Parents so who knows how accurate that is. You know what's worse than a cockroach? Finding a sac of cockroach eggs. what about a spider egg sack? o.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 When I was really young and my brother was first born we lived in janky apartments and I remember finding a cockroach in my bowl of spaghettios. They are up there with spiders in terms of pure evil. I don't always hate bugs though. I was the kid that would protect rolly polies from getting stepped on by others. When they'd roll up into a ball I'd put them in my pocket and when we visited my grandma I'd drop them off in her backyard where I assumed their home was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I had a cockroach crawl all over my foot once. I considered amputation. Oh god, I would have too. :/ Throw it at Monobear and run. LEAVE MONOBEAR ALONE! This topic is really gross. :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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