Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Because you haven't had the time or got stuck?Oh, and the great fairy, I don't like her. She kinda looks like an old friend of mine. Your old friend is a levitating nude women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Your old friend is a levitating nude women? Ha ha! No, but their faces are somehow similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Ha ha! No, but their faces are somehow similar. Oh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Oh... Did I disappoint you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 23, 2008 Author Share Posted September 23, 2008 Because you haven't had the time or got stuck?Oh, and the great fairy, I don't like her. She kinda looks like an old friend of mine. I can't get past the water temple... :( @TLS, Link is a pervert in Subspace Emissary: Special Forces, he's a pervert in mine. Chapter 28 Part 2 The Pirates Fortress... Link: SHIT!! (Link pulls down Eli and Jake) Eli: What?! Jake: Oh...(A Gerudo guard walks by) Link: Phew. Jake: Another close one. Eli: Let's get out of here as quick as possible... Later... Link: Oh...My..god...(Hundreds of Gerudo guards are standing watch outside) Eli: Crap... Jake: What are we going to do? Link: I don't know... Eli: There's a door right over there. If we crawl, we can probably make it without being seen. Jake: Alright...(They all crawl to the door) Link: Yes..(They open the door and a Gerudo is standing in the room) Link: No... Eli: Quick! Get in! Jake: Are you crazy?! Eli: No! (Eli pushes Jake and Link into the room) Gerudo: HEY!! What are you doing here?! Link: Hey, sexy. Gerudo: DIE! (She pulls out a spear and attacks Link, but he blocks it with the Master Sword) Link: Hmph. You're no match for me. (Link pulls his sword away and jumps over the Gerudo) Link: Take this. (Link stabs her in the back) Gerudo: Aah... (They run to the next room) Eli: Good..There's no one in here. Jake: Hey...Do you hear that? (Eli, Jake, and Link listen closely and hear talking) ???: Have you found them? ????: Yes. ???: Good... Jake: It must be the Gerudo leader... Link: How do we get down there? Eli: We could use that door... Link: Good idea. Meanwhile, at the Lab... Navi: LET ME OUT OF THIS FREAKIN' TANK! Scientist: NO! You're a fine specimen! If I let you go, I'll have failed as a scientist. Navi: Grrr...(Navi breaks through the glass) Scientist: Aaah! Navi: Bye-bye! (Navi leaves the lab) Link: DIE, BEAUTIFUL GERUDO! Jake: Ha! Leader: Who the hell are you?! Guards, kill them! (Two Gerudo guards take out spears ) Link: Jake, let's see what you can do. I'll take one, and you take the other! Jake: Alright! (Jake pulls out a spear) Link: HIYAAH! (Link does a spin attack) Gerudo: Aah! (The Gerudo falls down) Link: You people are too easy to kill! (Link is about to stab her, but the Gerudo gets up and blocks it) Gerudo: I won't go down that easily! (She swings her spear at him) Link: Ow! (Link hits the spear away and stabs her) Gerudo: No... Jake: Time to show Eli my skill! (Jake rolls around the Gerudo and stabs her) Gerudo: Aagh! You're...really strong... Jake: I know! Leader: Damn...You're stronger than I thought....GUARDS! ALL GERUDO GUARDS, COME IMMEDIANTLY! (All the guards come running to the room) Link: Oh..My god... Jake: Guys, go! I'll handle this! Eli: No! I won't let them kill you! Jake: Don't worry, I can handle it! Link: We won't let you stay here! Jake: GO!! Eli: But what about the eggs?! Jake: they're on that table! Take them and GO!! Eli: Fine...(They grab the eggs and leave) Jake:... Leader: I'll take care of him. He's only a boy. If he somehow defeats me, make sure he doesn't escape. Gerudo: Yes ma'am! Jake: A duel, huh?! Leader: Yep! (She takes out a spear made of gold) Jake: Nice weapon! Do you like mine? (Jake takes out a spear made of silver) Leader: Not bad. (She attacks Jake, but he blocks it and jumps over her. He tries to stab her, but she rolls out of the way) Jake: Ooh...You're good. Leader: Thank you. (She runs at him, jumps up, and points her spear at Jake as she's coming down) Leader: Prepare to die. Jake: No way. (Jake runs out of the way, and when she lands, he puts his spear up to her chest as if he's going to stab her, but he doesn't yet) Jake: Looks like I win. Leader: I like you...If only you were a little older, we could work something out. You're strong. I like that. Guards, let him leave. Jake: And I didn't even have to kill you. Outside the Pirate's Fortress... Eli: JAKE! YOU'RE ALIVE! Jake: Yeah. How are the eggs? Link: We already returned them. And we found Navi, too. Jake: Awesome...Now where do we go? Eli: I have no idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 My Link isn't a perv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I can't get past the water temple... :( Need a hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 23, 2008 Author Share Posted September 23, 2008 Need a hand? Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Yes! USE THE HOOKSHOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 23, 2008 Author Share Posted September 23, 2008 USE THE HOOKSHOT Yeah, that helped so much. I'm bored so... Chapter 29 Great Bay... Link: So where now... Navi: Oh! I know! Eli: What? Navi: We should go to Zora Hall! Jake: Why? Navi: Because we can! Link: Ok..Why not? I'll swim there, you guys teleport when I get there. Eli: Ookaay... Zora Hall.... Link: Ok, now I just wait for Eli and Jake and Navi to come. (They appear next to Link) Eli: Alright. Let's go. Jake: Where? Eli: I don't know...Let's just look around? Link: Sure, why not? (They walk around Zora Hall and see a bunch of Zoras playing instruments. Jake: Oh, this must be where the Indigo Blues hang out. Navi: Uh, what? Jake: They're a Zora band. Link: Oh. Zora: Guys! You know those eggs? Zora2: Yeah... Zora1: Well, 4 of them were brought to the Lab, but the other 3 were lost in the Great Bay Temple! Zora2: Oh no... Link: I guess that's where we'll be going, then. Jake: Do you know where that is? Link: No...(Jake tells Link how to find Great Bay Temple) Link: Ok... Great Bay Temple... Eli: Ok, we're all here. Link: I can already tell this place will suck. Later... Link: I knew it. I hate this place. Eli: Wimp. Jake: Yeah, toughen up, like me. Link: <_< (Two clams jump out of a nearby pool of water) Link: Augh! (Link pulls out the Master Sword and swings it at the clams, but their hard shell blocks it) Jake: Link, wait for them to open up! (Link waits for them to open up and then kills them) Link: Easy. Eli: Let's Go. Laterer... (They walk into a room with a single circular platform to stand on) Link: Hamburgers?! Eli: Oh boy, he's back to his old self... <_< (A giant fish with a mask on jumps out of the water and back in) Link: IT'S THE HAMBURGLAR!!! KILL HIM! DON'T LET HIM STEAL THOSE HAMBURGERS!!! Navi: .... Jake: This ones up to you, Link! You'll have to jump in there as a Zora and fight it! Link: Fine. (Link puts on the Zora mask and jumps into the water) Link: DIE, HAMBURGLAR! (The fish charges at him, but Link swims out of the way and uses his SUPER SHARP FINS to hurt the fish) Fish: aoaehrapkejq!!!! Link: DON'T TALK, HAMBURGLAR! (The fish shoots out a bunch of live fish-bones from his body) Link: Um..(They all attack Link) Link: AAUGH!!! Damn.. Fish:jieoaheopfqhef9ewhr!!! Link: WHAT?! (Link attacks the fish again.) Link: Yeah, you like that?! (The fish shoots out more bones and charges at Link) Link: AUGH! No..I won't lose..To the Hamburglar..(Link kills the giant fish) Link: I win. (Link picks up the fish's mask and Link, Eli, Jake, and Navi are teleported to that..place. That..place... Link: a giant? Eli: Yep... Navi: It's saying something... Link: You have saved me...Now save the final one..and call us using this song... (A blue ocarina falls to the ground) Link: What's this? (Link picks up the ocarina and the giant sings Oath to Order. Link plays it) Link: Cool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Chapter 30 Clocktown... Link: Wow, the moon is now really really close to hitting the clock tower... (An short earthquake occurs) Eli: What was that? Jake: The moon must be moving closer...We have to find the last giant and save it, now! Navi: Where is it? Jake: Well, there's only one more region to look...Ikana Valley. Random Man: Did you say Ikana Valley?! Jake: Yeah... Random Man: That place is CURSED!! There are creepy spirits roaming around all over the place there! Link: I don't like that... Jake: Well, too bad for you. The fate of Termina- Eli: Ahem! Jake:..And Hyrule depends on it! Link: I know...I have to defeat Ganondorf. It's my duty as the Hero. Navi: That's right! Eli: Well, we might as well head on over... Ikana Valley... Man with robes: STOP! Link: GHOSTS!!! Eli: Link... Man with robes: I can't allow you to enter Ikana Valley without being able to beat me. (He takes out a staff and holds it up. Spirits begin to surround him) Link: OMG!! GHOSTS!! Jake: He must be a spiriter...Spiriters have the ability to call spirits back from the dead... Eli: Fine! We'll take care of you easily! Jake: Oh yeah! (Jake takes out his spear and Link takes out the Master Sword) Link: Prepare to die! (Link charges at him) Spiriter: Spirits! Shield me! (Link is thrown back by spirits) Link: Augh! Jake: You won't be able to block this! (He throws his spear at the spiriter, but it breaks in half in midair.) Spiriter: Mwuahahahahahaa! I am too powerful! Jake: I'm not done yet! (He takes out his silver spear) Link: We'll win! (Link and Jake charge at him at the same time) Spiriter: SPIRITS! PROTECT ME!...SPIRITS?! (Link and Jake hit him) Spiriter: AAUGH! Jake: Oh yeah. Spiriter: But how?! Were are the spirits?! (Nabooru is standing behind the spiriter with her spear out in front of her) Link: I called Nabooru to hold back the spirits..She IS the Sage of Spirits. Spiriter: Damn... Jake: Good-bye. (Jake stabs him) Spiriter: AAAAH!! (He turns into a puff of smoke and rises into the sky) Link: Man. This place really is cursed. Later... Link: Hey, a castle. Jake: Be careful here. It's supposed to be abandoned, but some people say that the king that once ruled this place still roams around here as an evil ghost. Link: Oh man. More ghosts. Eli: *sigh* (They walk into the castle) Link: Well, it definitely LOOKS haunted. Eli: Yep. Laterer... (They walk into the throne room) Voice: Who's roaming around in my castle?! Link: AAAUGH! King: I am the king of Ikana Valley! You have no right to enter my castle! SERVANTS! (Two skeletons appear) Eli: Oh man... King: Now...FACE MY WRATH! (A skeleton wearing a crown appears) Link: Hmph. I hate fighting all the time...(He takes out the Master Sword) Jake: Sigh. (He takes out his silver spear and the skeletons take out swords) King: DIE!(His servants attack Link, but he kills them with one swing) Link: Too easy. King: Grr..I am not that easy to kill! (He attacks Link) Link: Agh! (He falls down and gets back up. He jumps over the king and attacks him) King: Grraaa! (He dies) Link: too easy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 I'm gonna try to finish this up soon. Chapter 31 Ikana Valley... Link: Ok, so where do we go now? Eli: Well, it looks like there's only one other place to go. Jake: That big tower...Stone Tower. Link: I don't like it's name. Jake: You won't like ANY of it. This place is supposed to be the creepiest place in existence... Link: *shivers* Um...I think I'm done saving the world now, thank you. Navi: Oh no you're not! (She pulls Link by the ear to Stone Tower) Link: Now she's doing that too?! Stone Tower... Link: I already hate this place... Eli: We just got in! Link: I don't care! (Another spiriter appears) Spiriter: How's it goin'? Link: Not so good. What do you want? Spiriter: This tower is forbidden. I must kill you as punishment for entering. Link: Um...No way. (Link takes out the Master Sword, Jake takes out the spear, and the spiriter takes out a wooden staff) Spiriter: SPIRITS! AID ME! (A bunch of spirits appear around him) Spiriter: HELP ME DEFEAT THOSE WHO WISH TO ENTER FORBIDDEN GROUNDS! KILL THEM! (The spirits start attacking Link and Jake) Link: AAGH!! Jake: OW!!!!!! Spiriter: You see, I'm much stronger than that other spiriter that you fought...I'm positive that you have a ZERO percent chance of beating me. Link: No way. (He attacks the spiriter, but spirits block the attack) Link: DAMMIT!! Spiriter: Hmph. I won't even have to MOVE... Jake: Take this! (He throws his spear at him, but spirits throw it back. Jake catches it) Jake: No... Link: Eli... Eli: Don't let him defeat you! Link:...right..I won't be defeated...(insert epic music here) Link: SARIA, DARUNIA, RUTO, IMPA, AND ELI!!! SAGES OF THE SIX MEDALLIONS, COME TO MY AID!! (All the sages appear) Saria: About time you called us up again. Ruto: Yeah, it was getting pretty cramped in the sacred realm... Darunia: Heh. Impa:... Eli: Let's do this! Link: Alright...TIME TO DIE, SPIRITER!! (Link attacks the spiriter. The spirits try to block the attack, but they can't.) Spiriter: !!NO!! Jake: !!YES!! (Jake stabs him) Spiriter: No... Later... Link: We'd better not run into any more of those guys..I hate them. Eli: Me too. Jake: Me three. Navi: Me...Wait, what comes after three? Is it ten? Or twenty? Link: (Two skeletons appear) Link: Sigh...(He takes out the Master Sword and kills one skeleton) Link: This is just too easy. Skeleton: AGHGHAHAHFAPI'MAWESOMEWEOIHEOIH!!! Link: I heard that! Skeleton: Hmph. (The skeleton attacks Link, but he blocks it with the mirror shield) Link: I haven't used that thing in a while...(He kills the skeleton) Link: *Sigh*...So easy... Laterer... Link: Hey, look, a hole! (Link jumps in) Eli: IDIOT! (She jumps in after him) Jake: ....(He jumps in too) Navi: I'm staying back here...............OH WHAT THE HELL!! (She floats in) (They land in a desert) Link: Nice change of scenery... (A giant masked flying centipede thing bursts out of the sand) Eli: AAAAH! Jake: That thing is...is...is...HUGE!!!!!!!!! Link: I'm not scared! (Link pulls out the master Sword and runs toward it's tail and starts attacking it) Eli: How'd he know to do that? Link: I'm experienced. Navi: Riight... (The centipede digs into the sand and the ground starts rumbling) Link: So is that the moon moving closer or just the centipede? Eli: Probably both..Look...(The moon is even closer now) Jake:...(The centipede comes back out) Link: YAY! (Link starts attacking it's tail again. It whacks him and he falls back) Link: Ow... Eli: Heheh. Jake: Heheh. Navi: Heheh. Link:...Heheh. (Link runs after the centipede and starts attacking it's tail again. This time it dies and leaves its mask behind..as usual) Link: Yes. (Link takes the mask and they are brought to you-know-where. Eli: It's that song again... Giant: aweirhqapaoihraq.... Link: You have saved us all...Go to the top of the clock tower...and play the song..to call us.... Eli: It's almost over.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 I'm gonna finish this by Saturday, even if it kills me! Chapter 32 Clock Town... Link: We have all four masks... Jake: We've released all four giants... Eli: Now all that's left is to save Termina and get the Fierce Deity mask... Navi: But how do we get to the top of the clock tower? Person: Um..You wanna get to the top of the clock tower? Link: Yes... Person2: HEY TLS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? TLS: I'm telling these people how to get to the top of the clock tower. Person: oh. TLS: The way to the top only opens on the night of the Carnival of Time..Which, lucky for you, is tonight. Eli: Cool. (The ground starts shaking) Jake: The moon again... TLS: Yeah. That thing is definitely falling tonight...I'd suggest just getting out of here before it falls, and just forget about the clock tower. Go find shelter. Link: No way, man, we're going to save Termina. TLS: Fine. Whatever floats your boat. (He walks away) Link: So...We wait until tonight I guess. Eli: Yep...That's all we CAN do right now... Midnight... Link: The moon...It's getting closer every second... Eli: This isn't good..All the people living here have left...Maybe we should just give up and return to Hyrule? Link: NO! I won't return to Hyrule and watch it be destroyed by Ganondorf...I'm going to get that mask. I'll save Termina, and Hyrule..I won't let anymore innocent people die...(The door to the clocktower suddenly opens) Link: This is it..This is our chance... Eli: You're right Link...LET'S GO!!! (They run into the clock tower) The top of the clock tower... Link: So I play Oath to Order now, right? ???: Wrong. You shut up, and I'll spare you're life until the moon kills all you humans... Jake: The Skull Kid! Skull Kid: Very good observation, Jake! Jake: Why are you doing this?! Skull Kid: You...You used to be my best friend..But then you started making fun of me, along with all our other friends...You abandoned me in the forest...I was freezing...I was hungry...I wanted revenge...Three days later, I found this mask...It's called Majora's Mask. Do you like it? I used it's amazing power to create a moon...A moon that would fall to Termina and destroy it. Jake: But...all this..Because you wanted revenge on a few people?! Why are you destroying all of Termina?! Skull Kid: Because...They hated me too....Heheh..(He looks toward the moon) Skull Kid: Don't worry, foolish humans..It's all going to be over soo-(He suddenly falls to the ground and starts floating) ???: A foolish puppet...I no longer need him. It's all going to end now. HAHAHAHAA! Link: What are you?! Majora: I am the evil spirit that resides in the mask..I am Majora!!! Jake: No....How were you released?! Majora: It wasn't too hard. I talked this stupid kid into letting me out...Then I possessed his body. I don't need it anymore though. Goodbye...(The mask flies up to the moon) Link: WE NEED TO GET UP THERE!!! Jake: I know..But how?! (Skull Kid gets up) Skull Kid: I"ll get you up there! (He creates a blue beam of light pointing towards the moon) Skull Kid: Step into the portal! Defeat him! Jake: Thank you... (THey go up to the moon and appear in a strange room) Link: This is the moon? Jake: No! This is a fake moon, created by Majora... (Majora's mask appears in the middle of the room) [battle music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-zgn0bDxyk...feature=related ] Majora: How'd you get up here?!...No matter. I'll dispose of you right now, before the rest of Termina...too bad you won't be able to witness the magnificent end though... Link: DIE!!!! (Link pulls out the Master Sword and charges at the mask) Majora: Weak. (An invisible shield blocks the attack) Link: No! Jake: I'll help! (Jake takes out his spear and breaks the shield) Majora: Huh?! (Link attacks the mask) Majora: Ouch!..Hah. (It spins around and turns blue. Then it attacks Link) Link: Aaaagh!!!! Majora: I'm not as weak as I look you know... Jake: Oh you're not? (Jake stabs it from behind) Majora:... Link: That was easy for a last boss.... Majora: Oh no...It's not over...It's FAR FROM OVER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It grows long legs and arms) Majora: THIS..IS MY INCARNATION!!!!HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (It starts running around very fast and runs into Link) Link: Agh! Man! How are we supposed to hit something that's running that fast?! Eli: Link..It's not invincible!! I'll take care of this one..This...is for HYRULE!!!!! (She picks up a stick lying on the ground and uses her powers to turn it into a sword covered in light) Eli: This is my weapon...THE SWORD OF LIGHT!!! (She slashes at mid-air, and beams of light shoot out in all directions) Link: Wow. Jake: Jeez...She's even hotter now... Link: <_< Majora's Incarnation: AAAGGGHGHGHAOERHIW!!!! (It runs into Eli) Eli: Owwwww!!!! You'll pay for that!! Jake: SASSY! Link:.... (Eli slashes again, beams of light hitting Majora's Incarnation) Majora's Incarnation:.........................................a.....e.....i....o...u....a nd sometimes y....EHQRQPIONRHOPIXMHIWHE-M3U4RHUOCH9NU1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Majora's Incarnation gets a head and long tentacles appear out of it's hands) Majora: THIS...IS MY WRATH!!!!! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It whips Link, Jake, and Eli with it's tentacles..which are electrified) Link: AAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!! Eli: NOOO!!!! Jake: Ow..OWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!! (Majora's Wrath starts spinning around, it's tentacles hitting them) Link: ow... Eli: Is this..the end..? Jake: Ugh... Majora's Wrath: Yes... GIVE UP NOW FOOLS!!!! Link: No...I've come this far...I've gone through so many dungeons...So many battles..Watched so many people die...I DIDN'T DO ALL THAT TO GET KILLED! I will...Save Termina...And Hyrule.... Eli: Link... Link: SARIA, DARUNIA, RUTO, IMPA, AND ELI! 6 SAGES OF THE MEDALLIONS, AID ME!!! Saria: Again? Darunia: Do you have to call us all the time? Ruto: Hmph. Impa:... Eli: I'm always here for you, Link! (The master Sword starts glowing) Link: So...The fate of Hyrule..and Termina..relies on this one battle...I WILL NOT LOSE!!! (Majora's Wrath spins around again, but Link blocks it with the Mirror Shield and attacks) Majora's Wrath: AAAAA!!! HOW?! HOW'D YOU EVEN TOUCH ME?!(It starts spinning around again, but Link blocks it again. He stabs Majora's Wrath) Majora's Wrath: No..Why? How could I be defeated? Oh well...It doesn't matter...The moon will not stop...HAHAHAA! (It dissapears and Link, Eli, and Jake are transported back to the clock tower) Link: The moon...It's so close... Jake: We have hardly any time! Eli: Link! Do it now!! Otherwise..Everyone..people of Termina and Hyrule..They'll all die... Link: Right...(Link plays Oath to order on the ocarina) Link:...(The ground shakes and four giants appear below the moon) Eli: It's them!! Giant: qaiehrq[orih!!! Link: We will stop the moon!!! Giant:qekhqeir! Link: Even if it means us dying! (They hold the moon) Jake: But we need to destroy it! It doesn't matter if it's being held, it's still fall eventually... Giants: *chanting* Eli: Link...What are they saying? Link: I don't know...Only a few seconds now...(The moon slowly moves even closer to termina) Giants:*chanting* Link: C'MON!!! Giants: *chanting* Link:... Eli:... Jake:... Navi:... Giants: *chanting* *(suddenly, the moon disintegrates) Link: It..It...It was destroyed!!! Eli: It's over..It's really over!!! Jake: We did it! We saved Termina!!! Link: YESS!! But...We still have Hyrule... Jake: I'll help you...But where's the mask?! Link: You're right!!! (A mask falls from where the moon was) Link: THis must be it..THis must be the Fierce Deity!!!!! END OF PART 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Nice! I haven't killed the boss from the Stone Tower Temple, so I didn't know what would happen. What you wrote in the last chapter, is that actually what happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Good work ;) I wished I played Legend of Zelda Majora Mask :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 Nice! I haven't killed the boss from the Stone Tower Temple, so I didn't know what would happen. What you wrote in the last chapter, is that actually what happens? You mean chapter 32, right? All that happens, just not in that order. Link calls the giants before he goes to the moon, so they can hold up the moon while fighting I guess. Then when they defeat Majora's Mask, it disintegrates. The Legend of Zelda: Ganondorf's Revenge Final Part Chapter 33 Kakariko Village, under the well... Link: We're back to Hyrule... Jake: So what is this place like? Eli: Well, first of all, it's a lot bigger than Termina. It also has a HUUUGE body of water called the Ocean. Jake: Sounds painful. Link: Kakariko Village... Link: Aaaah! Fresh air! Jake: The atmosphere around here is...weird... Eli: Don't insult our home! Jake: Sorry, sexy. Eli: <_< Navi: C'mon! We have to go to Ganondorf's castle! Link: Right...Ganondorf...We're coming for you... Ruined City of Hyrule.... Jake: Where's this? Navi: This used to be the city of Hyrule, but then Ganondorf destroyed it and made a castle. Jake: Oh. (They walk into the castle) Link: We're inside...Let's get through here quick. (A skeleton appears and grabs Jake) Jake: Aagh! Eli: Jake!! (The skeleton dissappears, still holding Jake) Link: No... Navi: Ganondorf... Eli: We'll get him back.. Meanwhile.... Jake: GRAA!!! LET ME GO!! Ganondorf: Heheheheheh. Are you sure you wouldn't like to join me? Jake: No way! Ganondorf: C'mon...Give it some thought...I could make you immortal...I could give you amazing power...I could make you rich..I could do anything you wanted..And all you have to do..is join me. Jake: Power...immortality...riches...anything I want...Heheheheh..HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Link: ... Eli:... Navi:... Link: I wish Zelda was here... Eli: You're still thinking about her? You need to get over it..There was nothing we could do. Link: I know... Later... (Jake appears and starts floating) Link: Jake! You're back! And your flying! How'd you learn that neat trick? Jake: Link...I'll be glad to kill you.. Link: WHAT?! Jake: But Eli...How about you join Ganondorf, just like I did? I'd hate to kill you...The most beautiful woman ever... Eli: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Jake: Ganondorf can grant you anything you want...Anything...Just join us...and you can become immortal, rich, or amazingly powerful... Eli: Jake...No...Why would you join him?! Jake: Ganondorf is great..Amazing...I can become immortal...All I had to do..Was join him. Link: Jake!!! No way!! The Jake I know would never join Ganondorf... Jake: Hmph. that just shows are stupid you really are, Link...(He takes out a black spear) Link: You want to fight me, huh? (Link takes out the Master Sword) Link: A fight you have!! (Epic battle music: Jake: Hmph. (He flies at Link, holding his spear out) Link: Way too slow. (He jumps out of the way and hits him in the back with the hilt of the Master Sword) Jake: Oof!! Link: You don't got da skillz ta defeat me! (He runs at Jake and cuts his arm off) Jake: AAGGGGGHHH!!! MIGHTY LORD!! AID ME!!!! (His arm is replaced with a metal one) Jake: Heh. Told you I can't be defeated. Link:...(He tries to stab Jake, but Jake blocks it with his spear) Jake: You won't be able to defeat me that easily. Link: ELI, A LITTLE HELP?! Eli: Right! SWORD OF LIGHT!! (Eli creates a sword made out of light and slashes the air with it, sending rays of light in all directions) Jake: AAAggggh!!! Why does light hurt me?! Eli: This isn't normal light, bitch!! Link: Jake...Sorry about this, man...(Link stabs him) Jake: Ugh..Urg...Agh... Eli: I'm so sorry Jake..But he had to do it... Jake: I...was a fool...for joining him...I became greedy...and all I wanted...was power...and immortality...Can...you forgive me? Eli: Of course Jake... Jake: :) (He dies) Link: Jake... Meanwhile... Ganondorf: Hmph...He was my best warrior..They defeated him...But they still won't be able to defeat me!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Cool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 Cool... Sounds like sarcasm...Is it sarcasm? If it's not, then tahnk you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 This is one of the best chapters!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE TO DIE?! I was laughing a minute ago, but now I'm rather crying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE TO DIE?! I was laughing a minute ago, but now I'm rather crying! Funny you didn't do this when Zelda died. Final chapter!! W00t! Chapter 34 Ganondorf's Castle, outside the throne room... Link: Ganondorf... Eli:Link...This is going to be the final battle...are you ready? Link: Yeah. I'm gonna save Hyrule...I'll kill Ganondorf for all he's done...He will pay... Eli: Yeah.. Navi: Do you have the mask? Link: Yep. (He takes out the Fierce Deity mask) Link: I wonder what this will be like... (They walk into the throne room) Ganondorf: So, you've made it...You've gone through the six temples...You defeated and sealed me once...You saved Termina and got the Feirce Deity mask....Too bad it was all for nothing. Link: You've been watching us..This whole time...It's all your fault...All those innocent people...Jake...Zelda...the people of Hyrule and Estivon...You'll pay...I swear...I'll avenge all those that you've killed... Ganondorf: Oh, will you? As I'm sure I've told you before, I'm invincible, now that I have all 3 pieces of the Triforce...Immortal...I CANNOT be defeated. Link: Oh, really? I'll show you...(He takes out the Master Sword) Eli: It's time to pay, Ganondorf! (She takes out her sword of light) Navi: I just wish I could help kill you...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFB7gQNw8Vo Link: Oh, yeah..Almost forgot...(He puts on the Fierce Deity mask) [Here's a pic, for people who haven't seen him: http://media.photobucket.com/image/fierce%...ures020.jpg?o=8] Link: And now, we're ready to rumble! (He charges at Ganondorf but he easily dodges the attack) Eli: DIE!!!!!!!!! (She slashes at the air, sending rays of light at Ganondorf) Ganondorf: woah...You actually hurt me. You're not as weak as I thought you would be. (He takes out his black sword and swings at Link, but he blocks with the mirror shield) Link: Heh. Ganondorf: Don't you wish Zelda was here? Link:...(He loosens his grip on the shield and Ganondorf hits it away from Link) Link: No! Eli: Link, don't let him trick you like that! Link: It won't happen again!!! (He runs at Ganondorf, jumps over him, holds his sword up, and it starts sparkling and turning different colors) Ganondorf: W-what's this?! Link: This...is the power of Fierce Deity!!!! (He attacks Ganondorf) Ganondorf: AAAAHHH!!!...(He creates a ball of dark energy and throws it at Link) Link: I've learned from the battles you've forced me to fight, Ganondorf! (He hits the energy back at him. He's so surprised, he gets hit) Ganondorf: Damn...I guess I've taught you too much about my attacks...Oh well. You're still not strong enough to beat me!!(He puts away his black sword and takes out two silver ones) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgfuojiFQLE&feature=related] Link: Hmph. You're taking away your most powerful weapon? Ganondorf: No way. That was weak compared to the moves I can pull of with these. Link: ....(He attacks Ganondorf, but he blocks it with one sword and hits Link with the other one) Link: AAGH!!!! Ganondorf: See? Told you! Link: Urgh...I guess I'll just have to...SARIA, DARUNIA, RUTO, IMPA, NABOORU, AND ELI!! Saria: Yo. Darunia: Hmph. Ruto: How's it goin'? Impa:... Nabooru: Hey. Eli: Link, you can stop yelling my name. Link: Just give me some power! (The sages give Link all their power) Link: That's better. Now I have an ultra cool sword, AND it's glowing!!! (He attacks Ganondorf) Ganondorf: YOWEEYOWEEY!!! Link: Weakling. (He keeps attacking Ganondorf) Ganondorf: GRAAGH!!!! (He pulls off some ultra super cool attacking moves on Link) Link: Ouch...But those were some ultra super cool attacking moves! Ganondorf: Why thank you. (He attacks Link again.) SLOW MOTION ACTION!!!! (That means imagine all this in slow motion) Ganondorf: Time to die!! (He SLOWLY stabs Link) (Epic, right?) Link: I...I...was defeated? But..How? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08RYp-uDpPo] Eli: No...Not..Not you too, Link...No way... Link: *cough* I can't..believe it...How was I...defeated?! Ganondorf: That's right..cry, children CRY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Link: I...I can't...be finished...How will I save Hyrule...If I'm dead? ...how?... Eli: NOO!! NOT YOU LINK! ANYONE BUT YOU!!!! LINK!!!! My..cousin...LINK!!!!!!!!!! Link: *cough* I'm sorry...Eli...I'm sorry...Hyrule...in the end...I couldn't save anyone... Eli: No...NO!! I WON'T LET YOU DIE!!! GODDESSES!!! PLEASE DON'T LET LINK DIE!! PLEASE...LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!!! P-...Please...please..... Din: Your wish is granted, sage of the Light Medallion. (Link's wound disappears, and all the blood disappears) Link: What..happened? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vNwgosYoW0] Link: I'm alive...I can fight....It's not over..after all...Ganondorf...THIS IS THE END FOR YOU!!!! (Link runs at Ganondorf and attacks him. Ganondorf blocks it with both swords. Link jumps on his head and stabs him in his forehead) Link: Goodbye. Dark King of Evil..Ganondorf. Ganondorf: *cough cough* NO...I'm not dead yet...It's not over...[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-xKPWePgRw] (Ganondorf transforms into giant monster holding two large golden swords) Ganon: Link, Eli...I'd like you to meet..My true form..GANON!!!! Link: I can feel his power... Eli: Don't worry Link..YOU CAN BEAT HIM!!! Link: Right...I can...I can beat him!!! Okay, So i'm gonna post the rest tomorrow..I'm tired of typing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Funny you didn't do this when Zelda died. Well, that didn't make me happy either! But for this chapter, I got really scared when Link "died". Otherwise, it was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted September 27, 2008 Author Share Posted September 27, 2008 Chapter 34 part 2 Ganon: ROOAAARRRR!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCjBxwChpdM...feature=related Link: Don't worry..Your time's almost up!!! (Link runs at him, but Ganon blocks with one sword and hits Link away with the other) Eli: Link! (She takes out the Sword of Light) Ganon: Not so fast. (He hits Eli away and surrounds her with a ring of fire) Eli: Damn!! Link: Eli! (Link attacks Ganon) Ganon: WAARGGHHH!!! (He swings one sword at Link, but he jumps out of the way. Link attacks and Ganon blocks with both swords) Link: RUTO! SAVE ELI!! (Ruto appears) Ruto: Oh yeah, I get to be the hero. (She holds out her hand and water bursts out of it onto the fire) Eli: Yes! Link: Eli! While he's blocking my attack..DO IT!! Eli: Right! (She swings her sword of light, sending rays of light at Ganon) Ganon: GRAAARRGGGHHH!!!! (Link tries to stab him, but a barrier blocks the Master Sword) Link: What the hell?! Eli: How the hell did he do that?! Navi: Hey, I haven't talked in a long time. Link: Crap. (Ganon hits Link away) Link: Aagh..He's tough... Eli: Link! Don't give up now! I'm sure you almost have him! Navi: Here's my chance! (Navi floats around Ganon) Ganon:...A fly... Navi: What? NO I'M NOT A- (Ganon hits her) Link: Navi!! (While Ganon is distracted, Link stabs him) Ganon: Damn. I guess you guys are strong after all. Strong enough to defeat...An invincible monster...OR MAYBE NOT!!! (He turns into a huuuuuge four-legged monster) Link: Oh, what now?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j3iQTrb_lY...feature=related Ganon: ROOOAAARRR!!!!! Grrr.... Link: It's like a giant wolf. Eli: XD Ganon: GRRAARRGHH! (He starts running around, running into Link and Eli) Link: AAAAAH!!! Eli: EEEK!! Link: When will you die?! DARUNIA!!! Darunia: Hmph. Link: Throw him!! (Darunia grabs Ganon while he's running around and throws him. Ganon lands on his side, revealing a glowing scar) Link: That must be his weak spot! (Link runs at Ganon and starts attacking his scar) Ganon: AAGARAKDHEPA!!!! (He gets up and starts running around again, faster this time. He runs into Eli) Eli: Aaagh!!! Link: ELI!! Eli: I'm fine... Ganon: Grr...(He tries to run into Link, but Link jumps out of the way) Link: Darunia! (Darunia grabs Ganon and throws him again) Ganon: AAGGH!!! Link: Die!! (Link stabs him in his scar) Ganon:...(Ganon disintegrates) Link: We..We actually...Finally...beat him.... Eli: YESS!!!!! Epilogue Link and Eli returned to Kakariko village and had a funeral for Zelda and Jake. They got a huge group of people together, and eventually rebuilt Hyrule. Ganondorf's castle collapsed after the final battle with Ganon. Link and Eli became heroes. Ganon was never heard from again. Link knew that this time, he wouldn't be coming back. End of Part 4 THE END Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 I never did expected Zelda to die.... It was a great story, and very funny at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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