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If I was a Fire Emblem Villain, I would never...


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Have my forces surrender as soon as the enemy sits upon a throne.

This! Always confused me. 'Oh god! They have the throne, our endless reinforcements are powerless against them!!!

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I wouldn't allow my minions to pass their weapons/items to the heroes on defeat. Seriously, your friends managed to turn their weapons to dust when they died, why couldn't you? Now I've got a nuisance with an armorslayer attacking my lieutenant. Who's a General.

...Time to experiment with necromancy. A warning to all surviving minions; do that again, and being dead won't save you from my distinct displeasure!

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If I was a Fire Emblem vilain, I would never let the hero come in my castle with his weapons.

And then, cut his head off. Done. :D

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If I capture the mysterious young girl who is the only person who can use the divine power necessary to kill the dark god I revived through incest, I will not brainwash her and force her to fight the heroes. Instead, I will execute her immediately.

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If I capture the mysterious young girl who is the only person who can use the divine power necessary to kill the dark god I revived through incest, I will not brainwash her and force her to fight the heroes. Instead, I will execute her immediately.

If I was an FE villain, I'd make incest a crime unto death. Then go on a justified killing spree.

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Isn't it best to just repent and switch sides? I mean, it worked for Zelgius right? I'd quit the villaining and start a small Manakete sweatshop manufacturing budget weapons, while masquerading as humble vendor. That's how a real villain works.

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