Chen Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I have two moms. They are homoms. no they are not hos get your mind out if the gutter. whole moms? my moms are 2%! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 whole moms? my moms are 2%! Nah, your moms are the 1%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Nah, your moms are the 1%. are your moms the 99%!? you said they were whole though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Sometimes I have a hard time thinking of myself as part of the QUILTBAG whatever, with all the issues/struggles/whatevers that come with it, but then I remember I'd fuck a dude so that puts me in the club right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) are your moms the 99%!? you said they were whole though My moms have holes if you know what I mean ;) You know, like they have mouths. And ear canals. Pores! (If pores even count as holes) EDIT-You know, I have no idea what the fat percentage is for whole milk. I'm being serious here. Lemme go google it. EDIT2-3.25! Edited April 21, 2015 by Severlan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 My moms have holes if you know what I mean ;) You know, like they have mouths. And ear canals. Pores! (If pores even count as holes) EDIT-You know, I have no idea what the fat percentage is for whole milk. I'm being serious here. Lemme go google it. EDIT2-3.25! in theory you can't penetrates everyone's holes!!!! what if they have holes in their bones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 in theory you can't penetrates everyone's holes!!!! what if they have holes in their bones? B-but if they have holes in their bones...do they have enough calcium to be part of a balanced breakfast?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 B-but if they have holes in their bones...do they have enough calcium to be part of a balanced breakfast?!?!?!? women get osteoporosis more than men!!! your homoms aren't actually homoms by usda standards they're nomoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 women get osteoporosis more than men!!! your homoms aren't actually homoms by usda standards they're nomoms Tell me about it! Wait, I'm a guy. So saying that doesn't make any sense. As long as they're not nomnoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Tell me about it! Wait, I'm a guy. So saying that doesn't make any sense. As long as they're not nomnoms. nomnom... monmon? all moms are hunted by those monster hunter guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Mammon Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Mammon Machine. mammon was that greed demon he got you stoned in demonophobia the day is right for worshipping mammon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 mammon was that greed demon he got you stoned in demonophobia the day is right for worshipping mammon! by got you stoned, do you mean that he got you high? Or that you literally get rocks tossed at you? I mean, that can be an actual punishment for devil worship so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 How about instead of city of horrors City of Homos There is no difference, really. Homoes are the BEST horrors ;). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 by got you stoned, do you mean that he got you high? Or that you literally get rocks tossed at you? I mean, that can be an actual punishment for devil worship so... literally stoned you got so stoned, that you turned into stone yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 literally stoned you got so stoned, that you turned into stone yourself! I was sure you were just joking, but now that I look into it it seems you have been completely forthcoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I was sure you were just joking, but now that I look into it it seems you have been completely forthcoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 who will save that anime girl ;___; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 She's already past saving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 there's no turning back she's been too stoned man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaman Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 who will save that anime girl ;___; LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 LOL lol blow there buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) lol blow there buddy LOL EDIT-We're going to LOL/lol Chen until he turns into an LOL/lol. Edited April 22, 2015 by Severlan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 you're gonna nightmare me!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Night isn't around to do it, so it'll have to be left to his lessers. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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