Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 That game still confuses me, but I'm okay with that. it's like raising an army to go against another army, except that army is one person, and that one person is a teenage girl tasked with singing, dancing, and looking nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 it's like raising an army to go against another army, except that army is one person, and that one person is a teenage girl tasked with singing, dancing, and looking nice. Then it's nothing like raising an army!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 just imagine: a one person army! that one person fights against multiple people in "dance battles" you must conquer the hearts of people to become stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 this hurts to look at idk if i wanna cringe or not dude im bugging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 just imagine: a one person army! that one person fights against multiple people in "dance battles" you must conquer the hearts of people to become stronger. Oh, I thought this was some fun girly game or something. Didn't know it was a militaristic game about the birth of the Übermensch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Oh, I thought this was some fun girly game or something. Didn't know it was a militaristic game about the birth of the Übermensch. it's live or die out there, hattsy the idol world is rough, there are prying eyes and enemies everywhere, assassination attempts every step you take. at the end, "one true idol" is chosen. and you, the producer, have to make this idealistic monster. a master of dancing, singing, and looking cute. a parasite that has wormed into the heart of every man. the TOP IDORU. you are, the IDOLM@STER behind it all. but what does it really take to become top idoru? singing lessons? no, it's heart... the heart of every idoru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Damn, that was inspirational. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 take the p, hattsy.... you MUST become the IDOLM@STER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 my favorite vocaloid is spongebob https://soundcloud.com/mastermindritsu/calc-spongebob-squarepants-utau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 take the p, hattsy.... you MUST become the IDOLM@STER I don't know what this means, but I feel a great urge to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I don't know what this means, but I feel a great urge to do it. Take the P(roducer) my favorite vocaloid is spongebob https://soundcloud.com/mastermindritsu/calc-spongebob-squarepants-utau spongebob singing anaconda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Take the P(roducer) I get it now!!!! I must take the P... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 once my parents found a dvd of duck dynasty in a walmart parking lot and threw it away, as it should be I get it now!!!! I must take the P... just... "P" yourself, hattsy. your destiny...is laid out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 spongebob singing anaconda i want it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 "where does your joy in life come from" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) once my parents found a dvd of duck dynasty in a walmart parking lot and threw it away, as it should be just... "P" yourself, hattsy. your destiny...is laid out I looked it up because the thought of a DVD about an empire of ducks really appealed to me. I was so disappointed when I found out what it actually was, so I'm glad!!! that your parents threw it away!!!!! I get it now... (Wait, "Hattsy"...?) I must follow... my destiny. "where does your joy in life come from" Headpats. Edited August 17, 2016 by Hattusili the Egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 i WISH it was about an empire of ducks. but no. it's, some, terrible, awful, redneck, monstrosity. and a tv show. they show this to people. we consume it. scary thought, right? yeah they should've picked up a better item imo. but no wonder it was left in a parking lot to rot. hattsy's a cute name isn't it? if you end a name prematurely, it becomes ten times cuter. yes, your destiny as a producer. use all your army raising skills to raise a one man army that will conquer japan with her cute... the TOP IDORU. she got headpat so hard that her eyes are incorrectly aligned. true bliss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 i WISH it was about an empire of ducks. but no. it's, some, terrible, awful, redneck, monstrosity. and a tv show. they show this to people. we consume it. scary thought, right? yeah they should've picked up a better item imo. but no wonder it was left in a parking lot to rot. hattsy's a cute name isn't it? if you end a name prematurely, it becomes ten times cuter. yes, your destiny as a producer. use all your army raising skills to raise a one man army that will conquer japan with her cute... the TOP IDORU. she got headpat so hard that her eyes are incorrectly aligned. true bliss? I'm really really scared. We need a REAL duck dynasty movie to make up for it! I want to know everything about the Holy Empire of Duck. It is a cute name... Thank you, I get really happy when people come up with an original nickname for me. Yes, I will conquer Japan and... Wait!!! I forgot something! I don't even have an idoru to raise yet! Yes... Do you know that story in Herodotus' history of the Persian Wars where Solon is talking to king Croesus about true happiness, and Solon gives Cleobis and Biton as an example of true happiness? Cleobis and Biton were two brothers in the prime of their life. They were really sportsy and strong and won all these prizes in sports games and helped out their weak mother and such and everyone loved them. And then their mother prayed to the goddess to grant Cleobis and Biton the greatest gift there is. That night, Cleobis and Biton died in their sleep in the temple. And the moral of the story is that there is no greater happiness than to die peacefully in your sleep when you're happy in the prime of your life etc. etc. Well, Herodotus was wrong... Obviously true happiness is death by headpats!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Actually, now that I'm thinking about it... death by headpats isn't bliss at all. It's awful!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Imagine being headpatted so forcefully that it kills you... That's the shittiest headpats you could get imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just give me a healthy dose of regular headpats, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleece Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 she did this is a time displaced/clone (i can't remember, i think its clone) of her that's in love with ragna o wow thats 2 goof also I listened to one of the themes bc I forgot how it exactly went its so GOOD I like the mix of violins and guitar and vocals and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 hattsy's a cute name isn't it? if you end a name prematurely, it becomes ten times cuter.Interesting observation, ちぇ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I'm really really scared. We need a REAL duck dynasty movie to make up for it! I want to know everything about the Holy Empire of Duck. It is a cute name... Thank you, I get really happy when people come up with an original nickname for me. Yes, I will conquer Japan and... Wait!!! I forgot something! I don't even have an idoru to raise yet! Yes... Do you know that story in Herodotus' history of the Persian Wars where Solon is talking to king Croesus about true happiness, and Solon gives Cleobis and Biton as an example of true happiness? Cleobis and Biton were two brothers in the prime of their life. They were really sportsy and strong and won all these prizes in sports games and helped out their weak mother and such and everyone loved them. And then their mother prayed to the goddess to grant Cleobis and Biton the greatest gift there is. That night, Cleobis and Biton died in their sleep in the temple. And the moral of the story is that there is no greater happiness than to die peacefully in your sleep when you're happy in the prime of your life etc. etc. Well, Herodotus was wrong... Obviously true happiness is death by headpats!!! well, what about a duck dynasty fighting against the oppressive swans from the north? HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY! aim directly for their crooked brow AND LOOK THEM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE what about mr. hat? or mr.hatts? hat-tsu? so many potential nicknames and so little time. don't worry... i have a potential idoru, waiting to be raised right here. her name is BATHORY. NO, I DON'T KNOW THAT STORY, BUT I'D RATHER DIE AFTER MY PRIME OF MY LIFE! IMAGINE A GRAPH WITH A HUMP IN IT. AFTER IT GETS DOWN TO THAT LOW LOW END, THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO DIE. would it not be great to know that you've lived through a life like that? even better, i should die doing something important. like winning a battle and i get shot in the shoulder and that's conveniently where all my organs are, and i die. but i died for HONOR in battle! well, maybe they're correct. once you experience true happiness once and lose it, you crave it but it's always out of reach right? that's why you die honorably during a headpat battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Interesting observation, ちぇ that is pretty cute actually, 師匠!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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