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Starting to use falcon in smash. He's tough.

Oh, and here's an example of the devotion the cult of Falcon has.

I was only 9 years old.

I loved Captain Falcon so much.

I had all the games and anime episodes.

I pray to Captain Falcon every night, thanking him for the life I've been given.

Captain Falcon is Love, I say,

Captain Falcon, is Life.

My dad hears me and calls me a noob.

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Captain Falcon.

I called him a tryhard.

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.

I am crying now. And my face hurts.

I lay in bed, and it's really cold.

A flame, is moving toward me. I feel something punch me.

It's Captain Falcon! I'm so happy...

He whispers in my ear...

"Show me your moves..."

He grabs me with his powerful falcon hands, and stands me direct in the middle of Final Destination.

I'm ready.

I stand ready for Captain Falcon.

He falcon punches my face. It hurts so much, but I do it for Captain Falcon.

I can feel my face tearing, as my eyes start to water.

I push against his force.

I want to please Captain Falcon.

He yells a mighty "YESSS" as he punches my face with his love.

My dad walks in.

Captain Falcon looks him straight in the eye and says...

"Falcon Kick."

Captain Falcon kicks dad through my window.

Captain Falcon is Love.

Captain Falcon...is Life.

Using Falcon I see

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i should be reading on F/SN!

haven't read much of it today >~>

but then that thing happened and that kind of killed my will read it for most of the day

@~@

and i should be writing a paper to turn in on monday..

#LifeChoices \(@w@)/

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mobile SF?

it's pretty weird looking, yeah

good thing i stick with the desktop version on mobile

Same, I use the desktop version if SF on mobile because mobile SF looks too weird for me. And I like the desktop version better~
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Same, I use the desktop version if SF on mobile because mobile SF looks too weird for me. And I like the desktop version better~

i know! right?

but then again i've gotten so used to the desktop look that anything different when i go on SF would just be..

blech

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