Nestling Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Tier listing is based on many factors including 1) Ability to perform Waifu duties (ie. Devote time to senpai, perform actions to support senpai, mutually love senpai, even if she doesn't always show it) 2) Physical Attractiveness 3) Sexual desire, stamina, and openness 4) Personality when with waifus, and when with other waifus. 5) Anything else that may factor in. Games included so far: All games released in USA (Not including Shadow Dragon. Yet.) NOTE: This only contains PLAYABLE characters. Does not include DLC characters, but does include characters obtained from side missions. Does not include characters playable after completing the game. Anna is based off of Fire Emblem: Awakening Anna. Discussion is open and welcomed Top Tier Lucina Nailah Panne Marisa Tharja High Tier Sully Vika Lyndis Cordelia L'Arachel Tiki Nephenee Lyre Lethe Anna Heather Mid-High Tier Tana Farina Nowi Kjelle Noire Lucia Mia Titania Tethys Lissa Sumia Lute Vaida Karla Severa Sanaki Tanith Vanessa Maribelle Serra Cherche Mid Tier Leanne Elincia Marcia Calill Priscilla Micaiah Cynthia Olivia Natasha Neimi Rebecca Mist Jill Fiora Sigrun Florina Ena Flavia Miriel Syrene Illyana Isadora Mid-Low Tier Louise Amelia Nah Laura Ninian Morgan (F) Nino Astrid Low Tier Myrrh Fiona Meg Tier Meg Explanations for my placement can be given upon request, and edits will be made based on relevant discussion if it so appears in the thread im not funny Edited March 7, 2014 by Nestling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughx Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 What the hell is that thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuvarkz Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Tharja has a terrible personality with other waifus tbh. Yanderes don't work well in that aspect. Alsol, there's no way in which Sully out-tiers Cherche. Cherche is actually a decent cook (unlike Sully, whose food would leave you worse than fasting), and Cherche beat up a wyvern into submission. At nine years old. Her stamina is top tier if the training has gone on. Also Minerva is a huge bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Rebecca should be #1 tier simply because she is an Archer with green hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted March 6, 2014 Author Share Posted March 6, 2014 Tharja has a terrible personality with other waifus tbh. Yanderes don't work well in that aspect. Alsol, there's no way in which Sully out-tiers Cherche. Cherche is actually a decent cook (unlike Sully, whose food would leave you worse than fasting), and Cherche beat up a wyvern into submission. At nine years old. Her stamina is top tier if the training has gone on. Also Minerva is a huge bonus. The main issue I have with Cherce is that I could buy a body pillow of her and it'd probably have the same personality as her. It's just incredibly bland, and I don't really feel a personal connection to her because she's just so pedestrian. It's a similar situation with Cordelia, where she'd be higher if she wasn't so bland. Sully's personality is so much more dynamic that it makes up for bad cooking. Bad cooking also creates sort of a dynamic environment where you as the senpai can help her cook and even though it turns out bad, you guys did it together, which is adorable as shit. Rebecca should be #1 tier simply because she is an Archer with green hair. I was going to post a picture of Rolf but the only picture I could find were really generic or really disturbing so no Rebecca also suffers from just bland goody-two-shoes personality. Even her description "A helpful girl from wherever" is just sort of eh. She's good wife material, but the lack of personality or anything else really redeeming doesn't make her waifu material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) fiona has the skills to run my illustrious house for me and therefore should at least leapfrog EDIT: myrrh i can't read Edited March 6, 2014 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espinosa Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Rin Nakai should be in G-d tier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 What the hell is this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 What the hell is this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Gabriel Knight Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 because women's only worth is how useful they are to men, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Meg Tier all of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuvarkz Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 The main issue I have with Cherce is that I could buy a body pillow of her and it'd probably have the same personality as her. It's just incredibly bland, and I don't really feel a personal connection to her because she's just so pedestrian. It's a similar situation with Cordelia, where she'd be higher if she wasn't so bland. Sully's personality is so much more dynamic that it makes up for bad cooking. Bad cooking also creates sort of a dynamic environment where you as the senpai can help her cook and even though it turns out bad, you guys did it together, which is adorable as shit. I was going to post a picture of Rolf but the only picture I could find were really generic or really disturbing so no Rebecca also suffers from just bland goody-two-shoes personality. Even her description "A helpful girl from wherever" is just sort of eh. She's good wife material, but the lack of personality or anything else really redeeming doesn't make her waifu material. Bland? Cherche is an advocate knight, having to put up with Virion's uselessness; if you payed attention to the details, she used to be in training to become a priest but left it to become a rider alongside Minerva. If you add that to the fact that her family has served Virion for generations, it is obvious that she was assigned to become a priest, yet decided to change her fate and become a wyvern rider. The Cherche/Minerva mechanic technically means that as a two-sided person, Minerva is a bonus waifu (of the Tsun-type, apparently).Heck, Cordelia is quite an interesting character with the dynamics of someone who is alone at the top. She can't really become a teacher without ignoring her own natural gifts at almost everything she tries. Also, senpai is a wrong term. Heck, Sully is MU's sempai in almost all context. Sully belonged to the Shepherds a good while before him, as well as the fact that MU's age is probably the same or lower than hers. The relationship is waifu-husbando, don't confuse it with kouhai-sempai. In addition, food needs to be good. An army walks on its stomach. It's not like it was only the taste, her food made people sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 this thread is amazing wait what Tharja has her own tier with Lucina 2nd and Cordelia, Lyn and Micaiah among his higher tiers aw fuck no you are just the worst also obligatory why the fuck is Morgan on that list she is your future kid she literally cannot be your waifu wtf yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 This list is atrocious and you're atrocious for making it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Meg should be at the top of the list in her own tier. She's like 10000x better than all those other chicks you listed. Also, Tharja above everyone? May I vomit now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaZero Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Not sure if massive trolling or really bad life choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 "Ability to perform waifu duties" (Includes caring for children) > Tharja casting hexes on her own Whelp. The only high tier waifu is a real wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Ninian is mid-low tier Things are gonna get messy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Ninian is mid-low tier Things are gonna get messy This is assuming I still care about waifus. Have fun with the storm in this thread. Seems like you already succeeded with one member. *high five* Edit: Oh, and I advocate lowering Olivia on the list. My reasoning? Airhead Blonde with pink hair. I'd call her a prostitute, but she's probably too stupid to realize she's used goods. Immediately lowers her due to loyalty issues. Edited March 6, 2014 by shadowofchaos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 wuh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Bride Tier Eirika Go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaZero Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Lower everybody in top tier. Lucina has PTSD Panne and Nailah count as bestiality (not to mention Panne is borderline racist) You're always second to Gerik with Marissa Tharja abuses her child and would affect any other relationships you have Plus half of the characters on the list have as much personality as a paper towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) what the fuck is a waifu is it some kinda new waffle? Edited March 6, 2014 by Agnès Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Do you really not know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 She's clearly joking Plus she's busy being Ein's waifu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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