Nightmare Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Luck is the LORD's support. Serve the LORD righteously and you will be lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Luck is the LORD's support. Serve the LORD righteously and you will be lucky. In that case, please explain how I am lucky at various things, despite being an Atheist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 like how that fedora magically flies across to rest on your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 i'm going to refuse to believe that ninjamonkey's post wasn't intended as humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 In that case, please explain how I am lucky at various things, despite being an Atheist. God's angels is trying to sway you to his side. Why don't you serve him, son of man? Why must you be so uncouth? God only wishes the best for his children. Surely you at least understand his love for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 In that case, please explain how I am lucky at various things, despite being an Atheist. THE LORD is apparently all-powerful, all-knowing, etc. There is no way that you can act without serving his will! Be warned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 luck comes and goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) i'm going to refuse to believe that ninjamonkey's post wasn't intended as humor None of my posts are intended to humourous. THE LORD is apparently all-powerful, all-knowing, etc. There is no way that you can act without serving his will! Be warned! So if I were to murder a bunch of people, that would be God's will too, right? Edited September 5, 2014 by NinjaMonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 why is this happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 i'm technically not an atheist, but i think you all should stop. trying to urge people into theism is just as bad as urging them into atheism or anti-theism imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) why is this happening Ask Nightmare, he started it. Edited September 5, 2014 by NinjaMonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 no he didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 So if I were to murder a bunch of people, that would be God's will too, right? Be warned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) I wish I could see how funky society gets when eugenics becomes cheap and widely used, preferably in the far future when humanity has expanded into the far reaches of space we won't even have to find aliens to have sex with, thank you based genetic modifications >tfw you'll never be born on mars utopia amongst genetically superior beings gets me every time :'( Edited September 5, 2014 by Phoenix Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 100% serious atheismman strikes again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) i'm technically not an atheist, but i think you all should stop. trying to urge people into theism is just as bad as urging them into atheism or anti-theism imono we're not i'm fine with him being an atheist not so much with taking something that was obviously a joke and running 100% seriously with it Edited September 5, 2014 by Tryhard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 So if I were to murder a bunch of people, that would be God's will too, right? Son of man, if those were his words... Then you, as a child of God, should obey Him and carry out His Will. The filth do not deserve the life that the Lord has given them. i'm technically not an atheist, but i think you all should stop. trying to urge people into theism is just as bad as urging them into atheism or anti-theism imo Son of man, I am merely trying to warn the heathen of the consequences of his blasphemy. Why must you bear the devil's wicked deeds and assist in denying him the path to true happiness? Need I remind you of the Lord's punishment for those who stray from the path of light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share Posted September 5, 2014 trying to urge people into theism literally nobody is doing this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Y'all chumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 i mean lbr it's really just nm who's a chump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 the night is dark and full of terrors, so sayeth R'hllor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 the night is dark and full of terrors, so sayeth R'hllor Do you think R'hllor comes from R'lyeh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Do you think R'hllor comes from R'lyeh... Do you think C'Thun comes from Cthulhu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 also if not rhetorical, yes. yes i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Aaaah! Probably so Beli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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