phobia Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) Okay, I got bored. Today is my birthday, so I decided to a) torture myself and b) give you guys who care a present. I cannot stand playing this game. I keep just barely messing up and missing Holy Weapons every time I play. PLUS, IT'S REALLY FREAKIN' HARD. So this is half blind, I guess. I mean, I've gotten pretty far. What the hell ever ok I'm not gonna rage quit like a little bitch if I screw up this time i'm gonna do this we can get through this yes we can EDIT: i ragequit like a little bitch lol Tell me if I'm missing something, cause I'm going off this to saVE MY LIFE also easy mode because fuckno [spoiler=very calm chapter] pussy shit read it before Woah, woah. Greatest knight? You clearly haven't played Blazing Swoh wait. LET'S GO NINTENDOWOAH what's gonna work? teamwork! You don't need that sword you senile old man. oh, god. this monster. btw i kinda really hate all the knights in this game i mean i look at bors and he's all like In the old translations he used to say "shit" :( Lance the Jedi Master Game froze here for a second so it obviously wanted me to screenshot this moment of horseboss. Righteous. Totally a green cav level. /sarcasm Hey woah thanks villager i mean that means a lot to me if i dont have any money bors can't fuck any hookers with his chin Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you. Roy. Plus a res proc. Redcav at its finest. Making my way downtown Beeettter. yo this boss is mad swole better safe than restart amirite I think you're looking for Roy's father! Allen the sith lord crit stabs dummass with his lightsaber this level was so red i thought my screen was bleeding other translations say "conquer", which is tbh more satisfying. oh shit dad you got mad old. god save me edit:i think i deleted a puush with the gif about bors i made, reuploaded Edited August 15, 2015 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) use Bors 's chin Edited August 25, 2014 by Reshiram Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh of Ilia Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Barth no.1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jave Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) Tell me if I'm missing something, cause I'm going off this to saVE MY LIFE Pretty sure Sophia has to survive Ch14 in order to unlock 14x, in addition to the 25 turn limit. Zealot is also needed for 20x Ilia, and Miledy and Zeiss for 21x. Following this. Edited August 25, 2014 by Jave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 An LP by Phobia is an LP I follow Keep it up, man. Looks good so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I hate FE6 but I like your LPs fuck it, following Pretty sure Sophia has to survive Ch14 in order to unlock 14x, in addition to the 25 turn limit. Zealot is also needed for 20x Ilia, and Miledy and Zeiss for 21x. Following this. According to sf's site this is right but there's more to some other chapters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I love this. Anyway, do you know if you're gonna be doing Ilia or Sacae? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 How about FE7 Klok Mode :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 According to sf's site this is right but there's more to some other chapters? oh shit SF has it too i forgot what website i was on [spoiler=ruud puns] if you're referring to the blue area. that's not small. you fuck. [spoiler=WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUD] YEAH DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF PENETRATION?! I'm gonna need these. Somewhere. Dude I can see Elen from right here. Umm... Yeah...go Lott... the first cutiepie pegasus knight is MINE! her speed is unparalleled! Your name is Lance, you're supposed to be good with lances! Wolt>Lance Roy>Lance once again roy proves me fucking wrong by missing a 91 and not doubling a fighter mlg pro strats for not going to sacae, train shanna He missed I guess. i love when fighters wear armor. wait I'm so happy BRING ON THE BIG DEKE mlg pro strats for healing shanna got BONKED ...bonked? they should've named you Sword I think one of those hit though 10/10 best healer would promote to femsage oh shit bro you just got impaled the force is with allen today CMERE RUUD BOY IS YOU BIG ENOUGH are you stephanie tanner because "HOW RUUD!" mlg pro strats protip number 1337: heal effective against armors my ass. epic frame i guess that you could say that was a ruud awakening I mean, it's res? conquer* Elen, that's kinky as fuck. This game's plot just became BDSM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Anyway, do you know if you're gonna be doing Ilia or Sacae? hopefully ilia, i'm gonna try to use shanna more than shin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alertcircuit Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 also easy mode because fuckno You mean normal? I'm gonna be so mad if there's some secret easy mode I've never heard about. Also cool LP, I'll watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 How about FE7 Klok Mode :P He already LP'd it, then he quit lping to do it privately for klok since he's busy (a lie he just wanna hide his shame of million deaths, he'd be labelled #worstleaderworld) So, I wouldn't think he'd do it again given how much he hates it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silith Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Guinevre X Ellen.... now Imma ship this. Bondage nun play. Ohgodsthenosebleeds* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 hey i screenshotted this like 12 hours ago so dont sue me if i forgot my jokes [spoiler=i didn't] [spoiler=banana puns] Hey it's that guy whose life you saved from Ursula Barely, his beard is bleeding. the bishop's like " I get all of these children for myself..." Like I'm pretty sure the heal animation was taken from a dbz attack Lance the Inaccurate impales an lolarcher and becomes less Inaccurate shanna gets the most improbable level up of her life. Also I accidentally placed her in archer's range Things are looking up YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING DEBBIE DOWNER Have you seen his stats? You're better off as the leader, BaseStrength. I think allen initiated the first one, missed, got hit, hit, and then got hit again enemy phase and i guess hit again YES CHILDRENOFF WITH YOUR CLOTHES I need an official punny nickname for Javelance. Sir Missalot i think he killed him i liked the str level better The thief animation feels so much slower in this game Prostrats just out of range of archer the res! The... skill i guess! idenn it's like ten people with a collective level of like 30 calm your tits I DONT THINK YOU'RE "YOUR HIGHNESS" NARCIAN "We can handle it, but we won't." critikal hit Look at this Big Bang Attack shit. NOT THE PONYMANS Soldiers are the best. Woah, the dodge. What gave it away? My cute haircut? Or my pegasus? Because red units don't haaaave those. LUGH IS SO A PEEL ING Moar res for non res gaining units. Lugh better make like a banana and split! oh hey thanks man that means a lot im glad you're here for me Clearly he just stabbed the horse in the neck. slowclap.avi watch out lugh, you're gonna be in a BUNCH of trouble! Darth Allen horsestabs mercenaries kinda stand there like "oh hey man how was work" just resting their giant sword on their shoulder This armor frame is completely hilarious. also why you gotta be so ruud Take THAT, you son of a bitch. Oh no, you almost SLIPPED up! armorslayer so gud. pls no. moar dodge. Javelance strikes again! Stop the FUCKING presses This is the highest magic stat i've ever SEEN The Sith will have his revenge, someday. Rapier the bessssst. If you fail, you will be dead so that doesnt really matter More res?? Have mercy on my corpse? SEAS Jesus Christ, Elen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 (edited) You mean normal? I'm gonna be so mad if there's some secret easy mode I've never heard about. Also cool LP, I'll watch. Oh yeah I meant normal He already LP'd it, then he quit lping to do it privately for klok since he's busy (a lie he just wanna hide his shame of million deaths, he'd be labelled #worstleaderworld) So, I wouldn't think he'd do it again given how much he hates it. I didn't hate it, it just made me cry every time i played Guinevre X Ellen.... now Imma ship this. Bondage nun play. Ohgodsthenosebleeds* she's so inappropriate! [spoiler=you're gonna love my ruts] OH SHIT THAT RHYMED Oh wow, that's what his translated name is? shut up i improvised the ch that took like twenty minutes in paint What a dick. Da gang. The fuck was this screenshot. the horse's foot disappeared HORSESTAB CRIT Hey, I need a new nickname for Roy! talk shit get hit Clarine looks so freaking angry Yeah! Uh wait I think he missed? God damn it. :( got him lol This game is so rapey. Are you saying Clarine was originally a cleric until rutger gave her a horse? MOAAAAAAR HORSE STABBING I'm glad he got Lu, because that was the last natural rare earth element to be discovered. the more you know. More lutetium. MLG strats. Heh... I'm missing a couple teeth. Me there? Oh, sorry. SHE BROUGHT HEALS TOO DEKE NOOO that's rather annoying. stay gold, ponyboy. and now it's time to forget why screenshots were taken! Rutger's like " I don't wanna" Lance might actually be a shade of blue. I know he's making me blue. Allen proves he is superior to Lance and I might use Noah. Okay, now, don't die. OH, FUCK lol horribly timed screenshot oh that's not much better. eat shit hand axe man. Let's play "who eats shit first" Oh wow, successful phase save elen! roy needed to get healed, get out of rutger's way, and protect clarine from more than one attack all at the same time Hey man I lived. They're both so madbro. Kombat thief levels up. this pirate would double roy if roy had a chance of missing, but he had exactly 11 hp left WHO OUTNUMBERS WHO NOW BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH two part dodge montage? I did it! I spend a couple turns healing people up and getting some much needed experience for Elen and Clarine. Then I head to the Armory, and stock up on swords and lances and a couple javelins! I murderize this straggler who had 12 hp, who decided to attack rutger instead of lance for what reason? Clarine gets a thing! Damn it. This is, uh. A bit awkward. Excuse me, moldy? Dumbass. Allen kills an archer and once again proves he's better than Lance this time. I think this is the first time i used marcus. Some heal on heal action. God damn it. His defense is high? He still wrecks erik. sweet jesus seas no nunnuendos in post chapter plot, not worth posting :( Edited August 26, 2014 by phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 whatever man this chapter's easy [spoiler=ez pz] hey huh woah man that's weird that's like a series or something dude that's real cool This fucker again Chapter five, guys. Let me remind you the boss of chapter five in Sacred Stones is the Javelin knight and you get an armorslayer. LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE RUTGER Oh, so you morons have been jerking off my support points. OH GOD GET IT AWAY dude dorothy is not cute at ALL stabb'd Kombat Thief is at it again This fighter does the egyptian as he waddles away from a bs hit. WOOOOOAH WE'RE LIKE 90 PERCENT OF THE WAY THEREWOOOOOAH LIVIN ON A FORT Must stab everything. What the fuck? Fuck your hand axes WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM The dust settles, and Lord Roy is suddenly better than Lance. not as good as the dark lord. THE CREW RUTGUH MUNTUGE Laaaaaaaance :( "oh he's 2 levels lower he'll catch up" yeah keep watching Thx mrcs. Chad meets fucking Shrek The Sith Lord takes no prisoners! TORNADON hey man i guess this was a crit maybe because like the whole blue half is pushed right Strengthger Weakna This boss is bullshit, lol. I can't imagine why. Die, bandit scum! wat ellen degeneres phase OOPS SORRY ELLEN I LOVE YOUR SHOW holy mother of god allen welcome to the team All the clergymen and women are thirsty as fuck. must be hot under those robes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 phobia begged me to comment... so here it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Lance > Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 this is where it gets tough [spoiler=the plot thickens] What a moron. This is a Fire Emblem game! Such quiet. Wow. Yay! Seeya bitches. I'm sure there's a couple thousand gold coins in a chest to the right. Today, Roy loses his innocence. Swagner's rapin' erry body up in here. Not on you, you horrible monster. Dude, I mean, look at Wagner's face. He's not attractive and he doesn't have bright hair. He's the bad guy! That's BULLSHIT, dog! You tell 'em, Roy. Wagner's a prostitute. Ooh, we definitely weren't expecting that! Right, Roy?! They want Guinivere to show them the sexiest way to tie people up. And uh, I'll just leave this beautiful piece of speech here. Better Call Saul is here, and he's giving his exp boosting Mend staff to Elen because fuck Saul. No one can dodge 70's. I'm pretty sure this mage fucking dodged. I'm sure this will end well. A rather swell level for a swell thief. I mean I don't get it, why does he still kinda suck? killin shit healin shit more killin shit Save the beautiful girl! Merlinus, block it! RAWR! God damn it, Merlinus. You had one job. At least you don't suck. Jesus, finally. no. don't. FUCKING oh god that's hideous RESTART ...tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Oh I missed this :O /follows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silith Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Chapter five, guys. Let me remind you the boss of chapter five in Sacred Stones is the Javelin knight and you get an armorslayer. Oh Snap. At least Saar is man enough to stand Next to a forest (not on one) with his 3 speed. (8 + (11 -1) x 3 -12) x 2 = 52 damage from base Joshua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 What in the fuck are you even talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I believe he's saying that that's the damage Joshua could do with a killing edge if he double crits on Saar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silith Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 No crits are needed. But don't pay me any mind. I go into math mode way too easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobia Posted August 31, 2014 Author Share Posted August 31, 2014 No crits are needed. But don't pay me any mind. I go into math mode way too easily. I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. BROFORCE [spoiler=some rage] ok! dude i dont remember what's going on steel bow so stronk are you kidding me quality unit, shanna CRITBONKED Ouchies. Deke the master Lance, what the fuck i was wondering what the fuck happened here and then realized rutger is red Oh, god damn it. Seriously fuck you dorkothy. The crew SHAZAM! woah early screenshot much better Deke the love of my life <3 elen 0/10 didn't proc res Dorothy does something worthwhile hey man im just lookin for sum chestz stahb *punts lance in the dick* Alright, cleared out the assholes in the middle. mo' money less problems Rapey subtext allen! yay! Roy the molester Won't be needing that for a while. Wait, what what the fuck allen you're supposed to be invincible you assclown the sith lord never lets me down tho zzzzzz Redger the braaaaave man, i took lameass screenshots Nice miss, Dick. That frame is also hilarious Hey uh, strength please Hey uh, magic please res? res? bbruh get outta my house yeah whatever lol ... a loser! HAH! CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD shit level didn't proc Con Only level three, looks like I might have to spam things or promote her earlier than I would like saved lance's life kool framz Rutger needs that for avoid also this mage is hopeless Whatever lol. Shin's coming in like five chapters Eugh. 3 magic at level 7? the jedi master facestabs another small child wearing a traffic cone I think that was a crit He refuses to get anything but HP and Luck and Strength. eek moron, you and that soldier could've double teamed and killed shanna i would've cried wholeheartedly. Well, they're kinda all gone Also more fucking rape allusions deke so buff Deke fell asleep. So scarrrry. hey why is he so fast BONK whoever gant is, thanks for a shit lance also a shit manga Weird levels As rutger ORKOs swagner with a crit everything (there better be a lute smiley) Roy did it all for the nookie. so you can take that cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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