Funny Quotes

[galaxia]

"But Freberick, I'm freebing!"

[Mackc2]

Vaike: Ain't over there... And it sure ain't over here... Did it get swept out to sea...? Nah, it couldn't have—I had it when I sliced that brigand! Man, this is drivin' me nuts... Did it get buried in the sand? Like, so covered I can't even see it? I know you're somewhere on this beach, baby! The Vaike'll find ya somehow! Man, Teach ain't got time to waste... Time to break out the ol' Clearcutter!

Stahl: Vaike, there's a battle going on! What are you doing over here?

Vaike: I lost my better half! She's gotta be buried here somewhere...

Stahl: Oh? You lost your axe again, huh? Did you try looking—

Vaike: Quiet! The Vaike can handle this! Just gotta get rid of this sand with the Clearcutter...

Stahl: Clearcutter... That's one of your special moves, right? And how does it go again?

Vaike: Huh? Well, I just grip the ol' axe low, like this, and start a-spinnin'!

Stahl: You grip your axe, huh? And what was it you were looking for again?

Vaike: You take a blow to the head, Stahl? I just told you! My beloved— ...Oh.

Stahl: You've been holding it the entire time.

Vaike: I have, huh... Uh, I mean—whoa! Where'd ya come from, baby?

Stahl: I just told you, you were holding it the entir—

Vaike: Then why in the seven hells didn't ya say so in the first place?

Stahl: I didn't think I needed to! It was right there in your hand!

Vaike: You don't get it, huh? This axe is like a part of the Vaike! How's a guy supposed to notice somethin' that's always there? I mean, I bet you never just up and think, "Whoa, here are my arms!"

Stahl: Uh...no. No, I don't... But I think I get what you're saying. Sometimes my weapon feels like a part of me too...

Vaike: It does, huh? Then how come you ain't holding it?

Stahl: Huh? It's right— Hey! My lance!

Vaike: See? I bet it's buried in the sand somewhere! Hah!

This from the summer scramble DLC this is why vaike is vaikest