If you were an FE character, what would your recruitment conversation, joining condition and class+stats be?

[llee1000]

Here's mine. It's pretty long.

Condition: You have to defeat me with your lord after talking with me. I join in the next chapter.

Lord: Who are you? You don't seem like our enemy here.

Me: I am your enemy. I am the centurion of this army.

Lord: You seem reluctant to fight us though. Why?

Me: I have no choice. I have to honor my country and my king.

Lord: What is the decision of one person weighted against the wants of the many? If many of your friends disagree as well, then why fight?

Me: the king is the leader. We have to respect him, even if we don't.

Lord: But don't you see? A king is just a person. his decisions are not always the right thing to do.

Me: You have a point. But I won't join you if you yourself are weak. I don't follow weak leaders.

Lord: I'll win. Just watch me!

Battle conversation pre-conversation: I have to fight no mater what. My honor depends on it!

Battle conversation post-conversation: So [insert Lord's name], you have decided to fight me. We shall see who is the stronger out of the two of us.

Defeat quote: So... you are... strong.

After chapter conversation:
Me: So you have defeated me. I guess I shouldn't have underestimated you.

Lord: yeah, you shouldn't have. My fighting skills have evolved over the past few weeks.

Me: I guess I am obligated to join. My loyalty will always be with you from now.

Lord: Thanks!

Class: Hero
Level: 1
Stats:
HP: 42
Str: 18
Skl: 16
Spd: 17
Lck: 8
Def: 10
Res: 4

Growths:
HP: 60%
Str: 40%
Skl: 55%
Spd: 55%
Lck: 15%
Def: 25%
Res: 10%

[ENS]

You have to hire me, founding me in some random house. The cost is not so expensive.

Me: Uhm, you are from those liberation forces/noble army/random good guys who we are hearing about so much, uh? Well, let introduce myself: I'm a mercenary mage, a dark mage for the accuracy, and I want to be hired by you.

COST: 4000 gold.

Me: Very well, good choise. I'll go to join the ranks. You will not regret this!

Class: Dark Mage

Lv. 6

HP: 22

Mag: 9

Skl: 7

Spd: 3

Lck: 2

Def: 4

Res: 5

Grow Rathes:

HP: 75%

Mag: 50%

Skl: 45%

Spd: 20%

Lck: 15%

Def: 40%

Res: 40%

Edited April 25, 2015 by ENS

[Gemma]

Joins as part of the story, as the bad guys are attacking a fort. An unreliable archer who fled from a previous battle, bringing various consequences.

Me:"I... I'm not going to run away any more! I... if you... please let me fight with you."

Lord:"... Alright."

Me:"...I can't say anything to make up for what I did... I am at your service, ready to engage the enemy!"

Class: Sniper

Decent base, poor growths. High attack, low skill.

[Draco]

Myrmidon I guess. Either that or Shaman. Late game but great growths, so Est. Green unit probably, pretty far away from the enemies so I don't get 1-shotted right away.

Lord: sup aren't you like super young

me: yeah but I'm joining anyway

Lord: no
me: yes

Bases - Level 4 to 6
HP: 22
Str: 8
Skl: 12
Spd: 13
Lck: 6
Def: 6
Res: 3
Con: 7-8
Growths:
HP: 60%
Str: 70%
Skl: 105%
Spd: 115%
Lck: 25%
Def: 30%
Res: 35%

Weapon rank - C
Iron Sword, Killing Edge, Vulnerary, Dracoshield (Get it?!)

idk maybe not that ridiculous but still, something good.

Edited April 25, 2015 by Dracocoa

[Moishe Oofnik]

Mercenary group leader who commands several units who Becomes recruitable by well negotiating to be hired by the lord. Join early midgame probably Oguma near an enemy squadron

Me: Uhm, you are those guys need troops aye I can join for a price and my troops will join with me.

Lord:Ok we will pay you after this operation is finished

Me: Pleasure Doing buisness with you sir.

Class: Mercenary

Lv: 10

HP: 38

Str: 14

Skl: 16

Spd: 16

Lck: 7

Def: 12

Res: 3

Con:13

Growth Rates:

HP: 90%

Str: 60%

Skl: 55%

Spd: 50%

Lck: 25%

Def: 40%

Res: 10%

Total Growth=330% Growths

Starting Equipment:Steel Sword, Hero Crest, Vulnurary

Weapon Rank:B Sword

Edited April 25, 2015 by Moishe Oofnik

[Ishi]

My recruitment be like that Radiant dawn tutorial one "hey wanna join us?"

Class definetly Druid cuz I love me some dark magic. Or master knight because of all the usable weapons.

My growths would probably be worse than Bantus FE1 because I'm a lazy guy and leveling up takes effort. Although my base stats would be decent.

[blyegg]

lord: wassup

me: hey im joining your army

lord: k

i'd have 0 growths and have 30 in each stat

[Chigai]

Interesting...

I'll have a shot at it.

Class: Thief / Male Manakete (Mamkute if you prefer?)

Condition: NPC thief pilfering goods from the current enemies. Joins on chat with the main Lord or perhaps another character.

Lord: You there! What business do you have with these men? You don't bear their usual armor.

Me: Gah! Er... I-I'm not even with these men. To be honest, I'm just stealing some goods from them. They pay their men a lot in these ranks!

Lord: ... Right... Listen, if you join us, perhaps we could pay you for stealing their gold.

Me: Hm... That really does sound like a good deal... I need the gold, too, so... I'll come if you want...

Lord: Of course we'd like to have you. The way you're stealing these men's goods with nary a glance from them shows you can be a real help.

Me: Alright... T-thanks... I'll just go back to what I'm doing. I'll meet back up with you later if we survive. *leaves*

Lord: Hmm... "If we survive"?

_______________________

Level: 6

Stats

HP: 34

Str: 8

Skl: 11

Spd: 14

Luck: 12

Def: 4
Res: 6

Sword Weapon Level; C

Growths

HP: 45%

Strength: 35%

Skill: 40%

Spd: 95%

Luck: 20%

Def: 20%

Res: 40%

____________________

Might be a bit OP, but that's alright. ._.

Edited April 25, 2015 by Chigai

[Ambulz]

I'd probably be an early/mid game Mage. NPC, definitely. Trying to flee from enemy units because they want my uber skeelz.

Lord: Hey, why are you running?

Me: They want the D.

Lord: You can join up with us.

Me: Ballin'.

Level: 5

HP: 21 (65%)

Mag: 8 (50%)

Skl: 7 (45%)

Spd: 11 (50%)

Luck: 6 (35%)

Def: 5 (40%)

Res: 10 (40%)

Equip: Elwind, Vulnerary

[Garland Chaos]

Condition: Get within 2 tiles of him with any female Mercenary/Myrmidon/Swordmaster/Hero.

Conversation:

"Hm...? Ah! Is that a swordsmistress I see? Miss, over here!"

"What...?"

"My lady, you have no idea how long I've been awaiting our encounter! I'm at your beck and call!"

"I..."

Class: Summoner.

Level: 1.

Stats:

HP: 30

Mag: 10

Skl: 10

Spd: 10

Def: 10

Res: 10

Lck: 10

Growths:

HP: 100%

Mag: 50%

Skl: 50%

Spd: 50%

Def: 50%

Res: 50%

Lck: 50%

Those well-versed in Shin Megami Tensei might notice something interesting about this unit set-up.

[NinjaMonkey]

Class: Lance Knight

Join condition: Talk to with Lord

Join conversation:

Lord: You want to join up with us?

Me: Sure!

Lord: Welcome to the team!

Me: Alright!

Level: 15

HP: 32 (55%)

Str: 20 (65%)

Skl: 15 (45%)

Spd: 15 (60%)

Luck: 12 (35%)

Def: 20 (60%)

Mag: 4 (10%)

Res: 7 (30%)

Weapon Ranks: Lance B

Equipment: Steel Lance, Javelin, Vulnerary

Skills: Shove, Fortune

Edited April 26, 2015 by NinjaMonkey

[Flamy]

Recruit Condition: Pay Scarlet 9001 Gold

[spoiler=Everything has a price...]Scarlet: I, the Scarlet Flame, am the greatest swordfighter in all of [world]!

Scarlet: Hire me, and victory will surely be by your side! For 9001 Gold, that is.

>Hire this unit for over 9000 Gold?

>>Yes

Scarlet: Of course, I wouldn't make you pay. I need no greater reward than JUSTICE!

Scarlet: Come, my friend! We shall ride... together!

>>No

Scarlet: There is no need to pay me. Justice must be sent upon those fiends, Gold or not!

Scarlet: We'll talk about my pay later. Let us be comrades, now!

[spoiler=Scarlet joins the battle!]Class: Swordmaster . . . Level: 14

HP: 35 . . . Str: 23 . . . Mag: 14 . . . Skl: 28 . . .

Spd: 30 . . . Def: 12 . . . Res: 8 . . . Lck: 17

Growths

HP: 35% . . . Str: 30% . . . Mag: 20% . . . Skl: 40% . . . Spd: 25% . . . Def: 35% . . . Res: 20% . . . Lck: 15%

[Irony]

I'd be a healer or a Mage character. I'd be a green unit probably, and I'd be at the edge of the battlefield, trying to decide which side to join. I could be recruited by the enemy side, or your side.

Recruit convo (enemies)

Me: Hello, why are you fighting these men and women?

Enemy Leader: They have killed hundreds of our soldiers in their attempt to take over the kingdom. We are trying to protect the kingdom from them.

Me: That sounds a noble enough cause. I'll join you.

Recruit convo (your side)

Me: Hello, why are you fighting these men and women?

Lord: Well...

[screen fades to black]

Lord: That's basically the reason why.

Me: That sounds a noble enough cause. I'll join you.

Class and starting stats.

Level 7 Valkyrie.

HP: 41

Magic: 25

Strength: 9

Skill: 26

Speed: 23

Luck: 20

Defence: 11

Resistance: 26

Growths:

HP: 55%

Magic: 60%

Strength: 10% (I need to undertake Fanatical Frederick's Fitness Programme, don't I?)

Skill: 55%

Speed: 40%

Luck: 30%

Defence: 30%

Resistance: 45%

Weapon ranks:

Staff: A

Light Magic: C

Equip:

Restore

Sleep

Mend

Enlight

Sol (a unique light tome that acts like a brave weapon)

[ENS]

I simulated my stats until the level 15 two times, this my results:

Lv 15

HP 30

Mag 14

Skl 8

Spd 7

Lck 2

Def 6

Res 8

;

Lv 15

HP 30

Mag 12

Skl 9

Spd 4

Lck 4

Def 7

Res 8

I guess I'm just a shitty mage.

[Jester Capri]

I'd more or less be a Mercenary. Enemy at first two turns then neutral. Lord can talk to convince me to join their side whether I'm an enemy or neutral. My alignment will determine the convo.

[spoiler=Convos]Enemy Recruit

Me: You, are you the enemy?

Lord: You're my enemy, but why do you wish to talk to me?

Me: Look, these guys haven't paid me my due. I've been working my ass off for them for two days.

Lord: Why did you continue to work for them?

Me: I like fighting, and I sometimes get too caught up in it. Don't worry, I'm sane enough to hold my blade at certain times, but I still need my pay, and those cravens took advantage of my battle hunger.

Lord: If you're not so satisfied with your current employers, why not join us?

Me: ... You seem like a good man/woman. Fine, this one's free. Everything else requires a payment.

Lord: How much?

Me: It won't bite much. I'll take 2000 gold per battle.

Lord: What?!

Me: Just kidding. You have a team of buddies with you, so I understand the pay distribution. Pay me as much as you need.

Lord: ... Very well. You're hired.

Me: Alright, time to get my due!

Neutral

Lord: Do you need help?

Me: (sarcastic) No.

Lord: Very funny.

Me: Of course I need help. My employers wimped out on my end of the bargain, and I want my coin.

Lord: Then join us to fight a common enemy.

Me: Whoa whoa. I'm a Mercenary for hire, bud. Promise you'll pay me for my services?

Lord: Alright. How much?

Me: Let's talk business after the battle. This service is free of charge right now.

Level 6

HP: 28

Str: 11 (60%)

Skl: 12 (40%)

Spd: 17 (50%)

Luck: 5 (35%)

Def: 5 (20%)
Res: 3 (20%)

Con: 10

Sword Weapon Level: D

Starting Weapon: Iron Blade

Edited April 26, 2015 by Jester Capri

[Irony]

I simulated my stats until the level 15 two times, this my results.

:o You can do that? Please can you do that with my stats?? :) Please??

[Cordelia]

I was between Cleric and Pegasus Knight for this one, but being a distance runner and wanting to do the Air-force I feel the Pegasus Knight choice would be the most accurate based on that.

My Recruitment would be to protect me as a weaponless NPC and make sure I survive until the end of the stage. (Fun, I know)

Lord: Are you okay?

Me: Uh yeah, I'm good, hey thanks.

Lord: Don't mention it, though what are you doing in such a dangerous place without a weapon?

Me:Uh, yeah see about that...

Lord:...

Me:...

Lord:....

Me:....

Lord:......

Me:......

Lord:What about it?

Me: Hey thanks for helping me out, I guess I should join you guys in that case to repay you.

Lord:Wait, what about-

Que end of convo

As for growths, high speed and skill from cross country and colorguard respectively- and low strength and defense because I'm pretty weak, and average everything else, maybe slightly better resistance from the grace of being in the Pegaknight class.

Level 10

Hp: 27 (40%)

Strength: 9 (30%)

Skill: 15 (65%)

Speed: 22 (80%)

Luck: 12 (45%)

Defense: 7 (30%)

Resistance: 10 (40%)

Hopefully that's a realistic look at the stats with the growths and the base class/level just give or take a few

[ENS]

:o You can do that? Please can you do that with my stats?? :) Please??

I just used this: http://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom.html

Also, you don't need to calculate your lever, you are still a seventh level 2nd class. A ridicously overpowered 2nd class.

[Irony]

I just used this: http://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom.html

Also, you don't need to calculate your lever, you are still a seventh level 2nd class. A ridicously overpowered 2nd class.

Thank you!

Also- I was trying to make myself around average stats wise.... I guess I failed epically there? ;(

[ENS]

Mh. Considering your profile, you wasn't thinking about Awakening stats, so, well, yes, you are barely invincible.

[Irony]

Mh. Considering your profile, you wasn't thinking about Awakening stats, so, well, yes, you are barely invincible.

But the most recent FE that I have played is Awakening, and yes, I was thinking about Awakening style stats (with 3rd Tier classes). I just happen to like Sacred Stones more.

[Carmine Sword]

I would be a late game pre-promote Hero, similar to Harken. Good bases, with meh growths that don't matter because bases.

I'm too lazy to come up with a recruitment conversation right now. Maybe later.

Lv. 4 Hero

HP: 45

Strength: 21

Skill: 17

Speed: 19

Luck: 10

Defense: 14

Resistance: 8

Con: 11

A Swords, C Axes

Growths:

HP: 70%

Strength: 35%

Skill: 45%

Speed: 35%

Luck: 15%

Defense: 40%

Resistance: 30%

EDIT: Oh yeah, inventory. Silver Sword, Killer Axe, Hand Axe, Elixir.

Edited April 26, 2015 by Carmine Sword

[Draco]

I'd more or less be a Mercenary. Enemy at first two turns then neutral. Lord can talk to convince me to join their side whether I'm an enemy or neutral. My alignment will determine the convo.

[spoiler=Convos]Enemy Recruit

Me: You, are you the enemy?

Lord: You're my enemy, but why do you wish to talk to me?

Me: Look, these guys haven't paid me my due. I've been working my ass off for them for two days.

Lord: Why did you continue to work for them?

Me: I like fighting, and I sometimes get too caught up in it. Don't worry, I'm sane enough to hold my blade at certain times, but I still need my pay, and those cravens took advantage of my battle hunger.

Lord: If you're not so satisfied with your current employers, why not join us?

Me: ... You seem like a good man/woman. Fine, this one's free. Everything else requires a payment.

Lord: How much?

Me: It won't bite much. I'll take 2000 gold per battle.

Lord: What?!

Me: Just kidding. You have a team of buddies with you, so I understand the pay distribution. Pay me as much as you need.

Lord: ... Very well. You're hired.

Me: Alright, time to get my due!

Neutral

Lord: Do you need help?

Me: (sarcastic) No.

Lord: Very funny.

Me: Of course I need help. My employers wimped out on my end of the bargain, and I want my coin.

Lord: Then join us to fight a common enemy.

Me: Whoa whoa. I'm a Mercenary for hire, bud. Promise you'll pay me for my services?

Lord: Alright. How much?

Me: Let's talk business after the battle. This service is free of charge right now.

Level 6

HP: 28

Str: 11 (60%)

Skl: 12 (40%)

Spd: 17 (50%)

Luck: 5 (35%)

Def: 5 (20%)

Res: 3 (20%)

Con: 10

Sword Weapon Level: D

Starting Weapon: Iron Blade

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PIRATE

your con ain't too gr8 for a merc though, y o u c a n t e v e n u s e y o u r w e a p o n without s p e e d p e n a l t i e s !

[Carmine Sword]

Looking at his bases, he's clearly a Myrmidon disguised as a mercenary.

[Jester Capri]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PIRATE

your con ain't too gr8 for a merc though, y o u c a n t e v e n u s e y o u r w e a p o n without s p e e d p e n a l t i e s !

My speed is pretty atrocious for my level (and for most mercs). And I forgot my HP growth rate =_=. It will be 95%.