Captain Who is the greatest captain of them all?

[Original Alear]

i am appalled at how few of you know the etiquette for multioption polls

If you're an apple then I'm gonna eat you.

[Belisarius]

i would be appalled to be appled

[Misses Elise-chan!]

I can only put good captains on the list, sorry.

[Naughx]

I protest and will remove my vote since Captain Obvious isn't listed.

[eclipse]

I can only put good captains on the list, sorry.

So, now I know which ones stink, since it's obvious that my sense of "good" is the best.

[Comet]

i don't know who this captain falcon is. i DO know of captain fabulous, however.

[Magical Glace]

ALL HAIL CAPTAIN MINAMITSUUUUUUU