Fateborn Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) Hi. Missed me? Probably not. Seeing all of the fun with the new Randomizer, and WE ALL KNOW I JUST LOVE MY RANDOMIZED GAMES, and had to try it. After a couple fail randomizes (cuz chapters were so cruel on rng that almost no one lived.) I found an ideal one. Here I'll document my depression throughout the game. Because fuck me right? [spoiler=Prologue and Chapter 1] Our self-claimed Lord, Garcia the Hero! Awful Base tho. But we'll see. Dat movement though. Seth/10 That luck is abysmal but it won't bite us in the ass right? Because Garcia only has a lance to use, I do this. WELP Changed it up a slight bit and got a level of skill, true to his title as the Hero. A hero need skill. gitgudscruk Well, damn. This'll be fine. I guess. Next! 84% chance. Miss twice. ...Should I be impressed or surprised? MVP, won't bench. (unless growth is so bad it's abysmal. I don't have a way to find out anyway, won't plan to to keep it a surprise.) Default Blue team! Why do I have unimpressive screenshots? Glitch Shield is best defense! Well, no boss kill for our brave hero! thecoward Oh nice. Lute pls. Vanessa goes apeshit. Gain godawful lvl. To be continued. Next week at same fire emblem time!At same fire emblem channel! Good bye!dontkillmeforthatjoke Edited July 30, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Leu Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 So many OP units. :o Garcia can such a sword though. Ismaire confirmed official best waifu of all current LP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Gargoyle crit best crit. Looking forward to see how this turns out, although you should post growths at the end of your run, if you're not willing to do it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 28, 2015 Author Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) Gargoyle crit best crit. Looking forward to see how this turns out, although you should post growths at the end of your run, if you're not willing to do it now. I would, but the thing is, my computer doesn't like anything related to .net framework due to being unable to install it, as such I would think the hacking programs would be also a no-no in that regards due to similarity in nups and programs used to modify things inside roms. Edit: Nevermind. Seems Nightmare works fine. GROWTHS NOW! [spoiler=Garcia] Hp:35 Str:0 Skl:60 Spd:15 Lck:70 Def:25 Res:80 FUCK He is no longer a heroic gentlemantranswoman with that nonexistent str growth. With skill, you are a hero, but without str, you're a dead meat in face of your quest. [spoiler=Ismaire] Hp:45 Str:50 Skl:50 Spd:5 Lck:45 Def:100 Res:0 I am so disappointed in you Ismaire, but as long as that speed doesn't kill you in first half of the game, we're good. Res isn't important anyway because she has 11 base res. SO based. [spoiler=Lute] Hp:45 Str:30 Skl:65 Spd:30 Lck:45 Def:0 Res:70 That defense will kill her later on, 11 base defense isn't going to keep her alive. [spoiler=Vanessa] Hp:40 Str:40 Skl:65 Spd:5 Lck:65 Def:10 Res:75 Same issue as Lute, except worse. 9 base defense won't keep her alive, along with 6 base speed with that growth. Benched after split. Edited July 28, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 28, 2015 Author Share Posted July 28, 2015 Without delay! Chapter 2 and 3! [spoiler=Chapter 2+3] Innes on a horse, without his bow. WHAT IS THIS FOOLISHNESS INNES? Kyle as a speedster. Why didn't I see this come? Ross apparently stays. But wait, do you notice something? Ross is not Ross lol. Syrene is Ross replacement. Also Syrene is Recruit 1. You're about to see why I hate her now. Oh wait, guess not. Vanessa axereaver best axereaver. I want the axereaver from Chaos Mode though. Nah. Yeah. dem recruit first. Nice. Not nice. RNG abused so Ross kills the brigand that killed him. cuzreason lol Justthinkaboutit Yawn Nice me. Cunts. Notcunt Mepro Next! Neimi suddenly turns sexy! Oh hey, it's not as bad as Tuq and Klok's Yay. Colm appears as... Transgender Boulder. Womanly Man on a horse healing bitches. YOU'RE GOING TO SEE LOT OF SYRENE LEVELS. Tethys is secretly the best unit. Just watch me. That confirms it. Syrene over 100 res TETHYS OVER 100 SPD Boulder. Good thing she has 17 hp. Oops on that last one. Tethys is so good she can duel overbuffed str boss. I let Lute get last hit because I'm risking Tethys's death if I wait. And I'm rewarded for it. Growths time. [spoiler=Kyle] Hp:0 Str:45 Skl:5 Spd:0 Lck:135 Def:35 Res:65 What the actual fuck? BENCH [spoiler=Innes] Hp:75 Str:5 Skl:25 Spd:50 Lck:15 Def:45 Res:75 Str will bite him in the ass later on due to high def enemies. Bench middle game. [spoiler=Syrene] Hp:10 Str:0 Skl:75 Spd:20 Lck:0 Def:95 Res:120 I WASTED ALL OF THOSE GRINDING! [spoiler=Ross] Hp:35 Str:0 Skl:25 Spd:70 Lck:15 Def:85 Res:40 WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ROSS? But hey, he's really Garcia's son in this game now. Like Father Growth, like Child Growth. [spoiler=Tethys] Hp:5 Str:45 Skl:20 Spd:115 Lck:30 Def:110 Res:30 Oh snap. She's good with some robes. MVP Might toss in sercet books if situation calls for it. [spoiler=Transgender Boulder (Moulder)] Hp:45 Str:40 Skl:55 Spd:0 Lck:95 Def:0 Res:35 YOU BRINGS DISHONOR TO THE BOULDER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Looks great so far! Good luck with ALL THE RANDOMNESS! (Transgender boulder hah hah) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott99 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 A) yayyyyyy I'm happy you are back and am liking this run. But what about fe green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Leu Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Boulder decided he was too fabulous to be a Priest... and to have good growth. Rolf, it's Tethys who's good, the rest is garbage. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 28, 2015 Author Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) A) yayyyyyy I'm happy you are back and am liking this run. But what about fe green? Not on this pc. If I want it, I have to dig through my old pc, upload that shit to my dropbox. download it again on this pc. go to trouble of re-learning the brutalities I had to go through figure out a strategy to beat the chapter. bench sucktown characters that I shouldn't be using at all but cant cuz lolfate All in grand total of ??? hours. Yeah, not now. Edited July 28, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 CHAPTER 4-5! [spoiler=Chapter 4+5] Oh my. Base is particular terrible, but I wonder about her growth? I realize something though. This is why I hate Syrene when I mentioned it. Her level. Nothing I can to promote her anyway. WHYYYYYYYYY Vanessa displays my action well. Lute mvp. Ismaire not mvp. Something's wrong... Beautiful! :\ Bye beautiful level. Sigh. Sigh! Ez kill pz out Transgender Boulder gains a level. Lute follows behind. And Innes does as well. Vanessa is truly good. Knoll as femcav. With an actual good luck, what is this I don't even. Forgot to show boss stats Eirika gains a level by logging a zombie's skull. Ends the chapter. Neimi replaces Natasha She sucks I just know it. Joshua replacement. Sucks too I bet. MOTHER FUCK Oh yeah that reminds me... LOL Not bad. Well damn man. Much better! Lute will become a mvu DAMMIT To be continued. Growths [spoiler=Eirika] Hp:25 Str:90 Skl:60 Spd:90 Lck:30 Def:20 Res:35 HOT DAMN. USING AS MAIN. Literally the only troublesome growth is hp, but aside from that she's really strong. [spoiler=Knoll] Hp:20 Str:35 Skl:5 Spd:80 Lck:25 Def:60 Res:45 ...Do I have to comment? [spoiler=Neimi] Hp:0 Str:40 Skl:115 Spd:25 Lck:50 Def:75 Res:5 ................. [spoiler=Franz] Hp:40 Str:5 Skl:60 Spd:25 Lck:115 Def:50 Res:0 WHY ARE EVERYONE SO BAD EXCEPT FOR SELECTIVE FEWS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Hack in a master seal for Syrene. Otherwise you'll have to wait until chapter 15 for one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 Hack in a master seal for Syrene. Otherwise you'll have to wait until chapter 15 for one. #howto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Syrene is why we need either my fix patch or FE8CM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyWaddleDoo Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 #howto3202BE72 0088This codebreaker code should put a master seal in the fifth slot of Garcia's inventory. You might want to have his other four slots filled up first. It'll say 0/1 uses but that doesn't actually matter at all, and it can still be used. Be sure to turn the code off after you get the Master seal though, or else it'll just keep putting master seals in there whenever you take one out. 00006777 000A 10001BE 00007 You may also need this enabler code. I don't think you have to worry about this for emulators but if the master seal code doesn't work, try using this along with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintales Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) Syrene is why we need either my fix patch or FE8CM. Are you talking about Vanilla Syrene or hers? Because both are crappy. Edited July 29, 2015 by Nintales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 He's referring to the fact that T0s that aren't Ewan, Amelia, or Ross don't automatically promote once they reach level 10, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Hardin Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I'm hoping we can see a Manakete M, I'm curious as to what they look like? Is it Myrrh's sprite, or Zombie Morva's perma Dragonform? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 [spoiler=Answer to above] No M Manakete here. Let's speed run up to split! Beware the double posts or three. [spoiler=Chapter5+X] Just minding my weapons. Big Bad Mistake For me. Ismaire slowly gain exps The horror of pseudo-boss unit. Not sexy. Eirika make quick work of her WTA 2ez Setting up Noobfranz get Not cool first lvl. I move up into position for 2nd brigand wave and a soldier lure. Quick work again Loot. Eirika fails Savestate to the point of pseudo brigand. Tethys going to be so tough to bulk out. Better than your fail last Eirika has a mighty need for this Lute levels. Only to get refuted. Okay fast forwarding Poor soldier. Dammit. Franz walked into her. Noob. MVP MVP MVP HEYYYYYYYY PENSIVE PISTON! Not bad purplewyvern You need works. It's just slaughter for them now. Can't spell slaughter without laughter Boulder is conflicted. Vanessa grabs a level I wonders... Yep... OP ARENA Every attempts was pretty much "noped" Le-finish 5x! The L-l-l-lord Heeeeeyyhaw! He seems to be better than Garcia but who knows? Growths be important yo. Not bad, but that hp... I have a dog now. -pats- Shitty str though. Annnnnd! -drumrolls- Orson is... A student. Betterbackstory/10 Mother fuckers can't handle my superior positioning skillz! Wellshit Moves everyone to the fucking back. Works. Tfw someone get close to dying and you have to use Orson. Revenge's a bitch! DAMMIT Natasha breaks a Knight and makes him her slave. Elixer op Oh str! Ding-dong they're dead! I hate archers. Hyena drinks liquid gold from a tonic. Heeeyyyyhaw does the same. Ahem, get str, you're a wolverine dog, not a fucking lion turtle Anti Natasha. Nice. SO MUCH VULNERARY AND ELIXER USAGE Heeeeyyyyyhaw is garbage while Natasha is pretty good. Grinding the worthless king for a bit. http://i.imgur.com/L7ecBvQ.png Baited and played! Growths! [spoiler= Hayden or Heeeeyyyhaw] Hp:45 Str:0 Skl:5 Spd:35 Lck:65 Def:140 Res:0 Do this game fucking hate main lords or something? Well damn, you guys will decide my split then, either way I'm suffering the fail lords. [spoiler=Natasha] Hp:20 Str:130 Skl:0 Spd:85 Lck:15 Def:0 Res:55 Ah hell, she has good growth in spd and str, but WITHOUT SKL, SHE'S NOT GOING TO HIT WORTH A DAMN. [spoiler=Colm] Hp:10 Str:0 Skl:105 Spd:0 Lck:60 Def:105 Res:35 What the fuck do this game has against str and spd? [spoiler=Orson for lulz] Hp:75 Str:40 Skl:0 Spd:55 Lck:95 Def:5 Res:50 Ha. He's rather decent, but that skl would have killed him anyway. Mages need accurary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 Without patience. Chapter 6! [spoiler=Chapter 6] Thank god for free torch staff that Boulder brought along. First battle, a crit. Mother Fucking Game The anger is not enough! Speed is good. GAAAH EIRAKA YOU USELESS WHORE ME ANGRY I forgive you. I'm just rushing north toward boss, i want the god damn promotion item. So goooooooood MUST MOVE FORWARD Terrible guy. Eirika dies after this. Savestate~ SIGH zzz So fanney How many death is this so far? I am near! Goddammit Tough to kill :( Oh sweet baby jesus Another savestate revert I decided to just confront the rear attacks first then soldier on.(it's what killing my guys.) Ha ha, still died. I decided to abandon citizens, fuck the promotion item, not worth the trouble. Fuck your dodge and def. Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Leu Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Eirika you beautiful blueich you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 [spoiler=Chapter 7] I went with Cavalier in hope for Paladin. (Or GRK if it has higher movement speed. :T) Not likely using Syrene though. Made Tethys read a book like a worm. WELL FUCK ME One death on their side! Lute got a string broken, need mending, can't have the song stop. Revenge is served best cold. Fighters are annoying. YES I INCLUDED YOU EIRIKA. Not bad God damn! I wish it has auto-recolor program. Fucking palettes. ISMAIRE PLS Tethys fucking missed him while everyone succeeded. Niceeeee Merciless Marching Eirika can't land a goddamn hit. There we go! Poor Lute No she didn't die. 5 more levels. Nasty Boulder continue being terrible. DAMMIT EIRIKA Get your shit straight Damn dude. Ismaire #1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 [spoiler=Chapter 8] Well, Boss is going to be easy at least. I begins with sexual thrill. The Thrill lasts with predation. Haters. Max str soontm Fuck these guys on the left Not bad! Seeing all of this FE contents, I hungers for Fates more than ever. Colm makes his appearance a surprising ambush with a level. REMINDER, no str growth. Neat.-snap- Heeeeyyyhaw makes a very sad work of a soldier, incapable of doubling. So unfortunate. Levels. Eirika making works of knights who has 6 mov I'm confused by this. Syrene's knight promotion was still 4 mov. ?_? No matter... Ismaire makes a nice tankkiller. NOT. Ladies please. It's nice to see Ismaire ORKO an annoying unit. This goes to Eirika or Tethys, you guys decide for me? So much conflicting emotion within the transgender horse boy Whip for Lute, she's getting it pretty soon. Soldier is so weak. OH GOD, MUST KILL BEFORE HE STEALS SOMETHING. Whew. Lute get a good cure. Knight can't endure the drill that pierces the heaven. 3 more levels. And I just know where to get it from. Thisguy! That's one down. I went Wyvern Knight obviously. Need spd. However... she got a level! Six more for her to promote. Now you guys decide my route split. Do I go with the failure of a hero imagine person or HEEEEEYYYHAW king? You decide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Go Ephraim, I don't think many people are. And I'm not saying use Colm, but do keep in mind that his weapon gets +8 MT on promotion (all Gwyllgi ingame have Hellfang, so his promotion SHOULD too), so you can leverage his thwompiness and also have an 8-move unit that two-rounds a fair few things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 Go Ephraim, I don't think many people are. And I'm not saying use Colm, but do keep in mind that his weapon gets +8 MT on promotion (all Gwyllgi ingame have Hellfang, so his promotion SHOULD too), so you can leverage his thwompiness and also have an 8-move unit that two-rounds a fair few things. The thing is, MOV is randomized as you may be aware, so Gwyllgi may only gain 1 mov or two depending on what movement Gwyllgi has. I went Ephraim route, you guys want me to suffer the mofo phantom ship EH? Ihateyouguys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Oh yeah, the move. Still, Gwyllgi is a manly-as-fuck chassis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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