Time the Crestfallen Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 “With mah juice of tha song, n' yo' juice of tha dragon, letz make certain dat we save dis ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.” –Azura “I gots a straight-up boner fo' you, too” –Elise “I be horny... I aint done dis since I was a kid.” –Shinonome Ladies and Gentlemen, I think I found a kind of skinship we can all agree is amazing. http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=(insert link here) [spoiler=Regular Skinship Dialogue] Anna: http://pastebin.com/gjwTbaNB Asama: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/122923145742/dragon-princess-kamui-asamas-dialogue-audio Asura: http://pastebin.com/uf7ngfaa Aqua: http://pastebin.com/cSQbARLy Belka: http://pastebin.com/PuVADPUX Benoit: http://pastebin.com/74Q3BLHW Camilla: http://pastebin.com/ZZKRgnRB Charlotte: http://pastebin.com/ZsGdgrfN Crimson: http://pastebin.com/vbsVQcjq Dia: http://pastebin.com/PFR1YPJW Effie: http://pastebin.com/VJimPfx6 Elise: http://pastebin.com/gC48ZN1m Eponine: http://pastebin.com/NRyWDm2N Felicia: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/122826836107/for-monkeytights-and-an-anon-yay-now-we-have-a Flannel: http://pastebin.com/jS1Ubdma Flora: http://pastebin.com/bsYdcfM0 Foleo: http://pastebin.com/pwEWL8bq Grey: http://pastebin.com/giAxgdpp Gunter: http://pastebin.com/VkRkv0PF Harold: http://pastebin.com/yhNdL4wT Hinata: http://pastebin.com/AwS64Li7 Hinoka: http://pastebin.com/wLZiMV1c Hisame: http://pastebin.com/Bk8QqtUz Ignis: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/123851308422/for-sweaternub-and-four-anons-oh-boy-its-the Izana: http://pastebin.com/MvPFFhN9 Joker: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/122316193282/pterodactyl-screech-ahem-okay-usual-disclaimer Kagerou: http://pastebin.com/trn3J8Fa Kazahana: http://pastebin.com/up2msrLZ Kaze: http://pastebin.com/XNaShKbY Kinu: http://pastebin.com/MbRS4ND8 Kisaragi: http://pastebin.com/jWP0Cj8t Lazwald: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/122711697002/for-four-five-ish-anons-here-is-another Leon: http://pastebin.com/BFe1vxvE Luna: http://pastebin.com/scfAPU85 Lutz: http://pastebin.com/6xKFmGqL Matoi: http://pastebin.com/N85SMJjR Midoriko: http://pastebin.com/bG3MWCZg Nishiki: http://pastebin.com/42tJNetX Nyx: http://pastebin.com/7TMRLH8J Oboro: http://pastebin.com/B1aNEv1T Odin: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/122655425402/for-four-five-anons-man-you-guys-sure-are Ophelia: http://pastebin.com/kpC1B4UK Orochi: http://pastebin.com/20C3R4WG Pieri: http://pastebin.com/WFZTdrKK Rinkah: http://pastebin.com/vR0hLdXx Ryouma: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/122371421332/nohr-is-on-a-roll-right-now-so-heres-an-attempt Saizou: http://pastebin.com/XuBs6W83 Shara: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/122536178607/dragon-princess-kamui-shara-dialogue-audio Shigure: http://pastebin.com/PxNAeLff Shinonome: http://pastebin.com/DQa0xJV1 Siegbert: http://pastebin.com/9pLhPXRq Silas: http://pastebin.com/S0fbpf9r Soleil: http://pastebin.com/YUZFNPfK Sophie: http://pastebin.com/snNtFq5m Suzukaze: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/122454576492/for-two-anons-usual-disclaimer-and-all-that-jazz Takumi: http://pastebin.com/uhBpPSJG Tsubaki: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/122579858677/for-the-two-anons-same-disclaimers-as-usual-btw Velour: http://aphonicdreams.tumblr.com/post/124048919402/for-two-anons-kicks-down-door-flannel-im Xander: http://pastebin.com/ejGhjC7t Yukimura: http://pastebin.com/VLHfBqLr Yuugiri: http://pastebin.com/GPaTzkRR Zero: http://pastebin.com/GtBK6Zj8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakkun Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2FgjwTbaNB&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit "How tha fuck bout we set up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shop up in a lil' small-ass room like this, biatch? We bout ta call it tha Secret Shop." Anna you hustla. Oh and Ghetto Camilla keepin' it real... "I fuck you fo' yo' praise." "Such a phat child.. I be bout ta hit you wit a reward afterwards." And other gold mines as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessie Spoon Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 >Muthafuckas often tell me how tha fuck dope mah afro is. >Ah?! Is mah afro disorderly?! Thanks fo' dat menstrual image, Charlotte n' Felicia! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollysama Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Zero: http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2FGtBK6Zj8&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit [spoiler=If you don't wanna click the link...] Zero: Oh... is you tryin ta seduce me son? What is you goin ta do wit me son? Da way you use yo' handz is like dirty... Yo ass is fine touchin there, biatch? If it was me, I'd be touchin somewhere like different. Hah, there be a no satisfaction ta be had from you touchin me like dat n' like dis n' like dat y'all... To pat one of mah thugss head be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' display of dominance. What're you goin ta do todizzle? If you have ordaz fo' me I be bout ta follow dem wild-ass muthafuckas... "Master"?" Treat me gently, would you, biatch...? Yo ass is pretty bold todizzle, aren't yo slick ass? I lost dis eye when I was a funky-ass brat, ta some worthless thug. I wanna peep yo' grill distorted up in pain. Yo ass keep touchin me there... is you hopin fo' a kiss? Nn... right there, thatz good...? That feels good. Is you teasin me son? If you don't do it well then... you already know. Yo ass be a tease. Yo ass can be a lil rougher, I won't break. Yo ass straight-up gots nuff props fo'that place, huh. I wanna bust a nut on you like a muthafucka... I wanna peep you cry, n' make you suffer... It seems like we all ridin' solo...? Is you embarassed? I wanna peep mo' yo' face. Tell me dat you ludd mah dirty ass. Whatz wrong, biatch? Is you afraid? Yo ass look thugged-out when you beg. Even if you bust a nut on me like that, I won't do anythang ta you here you know? Kh... don't be thinkin dat I can restrain mah dirty ass alllll muthafuckin day. ... Now aint a phat time. I gots a straight-up boner fo' you, biatch... mo' than any suckas. Yo crazy-ass hands... they straight-up is dope. Both mah body n' mah ass, they filthy... Da only one ta forgive mah ass, is you, biatch. Quit playin' n' do what tha fuck I be sayin'! Please stay by mah side. I don't wanna be ridin' solo eva again. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I never known love, n' I thought I'd never ludd mah playas. Dat shiznit was lonely, n' dat shiznit was fucked up naaahhmean, biatch? I be certain dat if it weren't fo' you, I'd be not a god damn thang at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeptuniasBeard Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Needs more sea-walking Snoop Dogg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedB00st Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Camilla's has to be the best... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimeanRoyalKnight Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I gots a straight-up boner fo' you, biatch... nee-san If mutha saw this, what tha fuck would dat dunkadelic hoe think...? It kind of, feels like our phat asses bustin suttin' wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyFiasco Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 This is freaking funny! I'm going to try out the supports with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker with Glasses Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Xander (pls): I gots a straight-up boner fo' you, biatch. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I always wanted ta say these lyrics ta you, biatch. From now on, yo ass is mah bride. Yo crazy-ass hair, yo' body.. fo' realz. All of it ...belongs ta mah dirty ass. Snoop Kaze: On mah posizzle n' ta you, tha one whoz ass became mah hoe, dis vow ta ludd you wit mah body n' soul I promise ta uphold dat shit. Incest Velour: But mah number one treasure is you, biatch. I feel a ludd fo' you much stronger than tha one I do fo' papa n' mama. I'ma cherish you, biatch. Thuglicia: Just a while ago you was mah masta yo, but now yo ass is my lord homeboy, right, biatch? I be so straight-up glad bout dat son! Ill always be aiiight dawwwwg! Nuff props Gangsta Joker: When I be thinkin bout other playas comin tha fuck into dis room somehow Im a funky-ass bit jealous. This is tha dopest translator. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Thanks fo' makin me discover dat shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Geargia Gateway Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Should rename thread to "Dank Skinshipping". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner of the White Sedan Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 As if Saizou wasn't vulgar enough. "Yo ass biiiatch... you fuckin' wit me son, biatch? (TL fo' tha tumblr kiddies copy-pastin this: Dude uses "貴様" which is mad rude yo, but not a gendered insult)" (I left the translator's note in on purpose.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meiyu Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I love this... so much. Leon: What is you plannin ta do ta yo' lil brother, biatch? ... just kidding Yo crazy-ass handz is so warm... I gots a straight-up boner fo' dat shit... Leon pls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gayserbeam Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Hinata, please: "o ass wanna be spoiled? I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah hoe is tha dopest up in tha ghetto dawwwg!" And the magic that is Flannel: "Yo ass ... smell straight-up sick. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sooo delicious" "Don't bust a nut on mah tail! Seriously, don't bust a nut on dat shiznit son!" "It aint nuthin but ... aiiiight ... if I bust a nut on you too, right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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