Shuuda Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) ... Will likely not be starring in this game. Pokemon Yellow Randomised Nuzlocke I'm back again, my sweet treats. I did say, after my Sacred Gold victory, that I'd return with another game. I know it's been longer than I was hoping, but I'm finally here. This time, I'll be doing a nuzlocke of the first Pokemon game I ever owned; Pokemon Yellow. There's a twist though, and that's the randomiser, which will ensure some interesting sights and battles. Because it's the yellow version, I won't get the choose my starter; what I get is what I play with. Will I win another nuzlocke, or will that Pikachu bend me over and make call him daddy? The Rules 1: Any Pokémon that faints is considered dead, and must be released. 2: The player may only catch the first Pokémon encountered in each area, and none else. If the first Pokémon encountered faints or flees, there are no second chances. 3: Must nickname every Pokémon. 4: A black out/white out is considered to be "game over", even if there are Pokémon left in the PC. 5: Species/Dupes Clause. 6: Gift Pokemon can be accepted, but they count as the single encounter for that area. 7: Interact Pokemon (like Snorlax) count as the encounter for the area. 8: Battles must in be set mode. 9: Nuzlocke doesn't start until I have Pokeballs. Episode One: A Star is Born [spoiler=Episode One] Hello, old friend. A warm welcome to you, too. Only that middle egg is ready for battle. Dang straight. Lower case. I'm no shouty tosser. I mucked up in the Sacred Gold playthough. This time, I'll make no mistakes. Oak, you dirty ol' dog. Enough of this prattle. It's time to get into the game. I think I had an N64 when I first got this game. No matter. I did have Snes, too. There should be an item in this PC. I randomised items as well, so lets see what I got. Nevermind. Time to start the adventure. The music. I love this old Gameboy music. It makes me feel young again. That's right. What awaits me on this new journey? Shades of Naxxramas by the sounds of it. Time to get my Pokemon. Yes, it lets me pirate old Gameboy classics. Here we are. It's time to say hello to Nobface. Aww hello. No! That Pokemon is mine! Remove your phallus visage from my sight! I don't need him. I'll just hunt down my own Pokemon. With my bear hands! Hey, old pal, 'bout time you showed up. But we aren't out of the woods... or grass just yet. Here we go! Who's it going to be? ... ... ... I wasn't expecting that. Evolvable by Celadon, with a good typing. I think I'll get along well with you, little Staryu. Well, we are close to the sea here. So I guess that Staryu makes some sense. "Back to the studio." Ooooooo! Someone needs a Burn Heal. Let's get this formality out of the way. We all know how this is going down, ol' buddy. I hope that you'll be the one in the bin very soon, erection head. No sweat, Oak... just give me that Staryu. Oh yeah. I still have regrets over the Staryu I caught into Sacred Gold. Damn that Weezing and its critical Thunder. This time, things will be different. Me and Lazuli here are going to have a grand old time of it. I'm feeling lucky. And ready to offer some payback. [spoiler=Episode One: Vs Rival] Yeah yeah... lets see what lame Pokemon you got. Just look at penis cranium here. So smug. ... Okay. Shades for me. When does Staryu learn Water Gun again? You had to just rub in it in, didn't you. You cheesey, dastardly dick-nose. This doesn't count because I don't have any Pokeballs yet. Yeah... I think I'll skip our next battle. You'll be waiting a while before you can smell me. And there you have it, folks. It feels good to be back, and I hope for another victory in the nuzlocke challenge. I hope that you also enjoy this playthrough. Edited October 28, 2015 by Shuuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 It's back! I wonder will you survive the mid-game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Pokemon Yellow : starring Staryu. It's finally his time to shine ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 This doesn't include all currently released Pokémon? You disappoint me Nah, I jest. I'll keep an eye on this, since I enjoyed your Sacred Gold nuzlocke. Seeing this also reminds me that I need to finish my Silver nuzlocke Oh, and, uh, poor Lazuli. Nobface is quite the dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share Posted October 29, 2015 Episode Two: The First Catch It's time for Route 1. Of course, since I don't have any Pokeballs, the rules are not yet in effect. This is a good chance for me to train Lazuli a few levels, and see what my potential catches are. The randomiser will hopefully ensure that I don't run into a Rattata. [spoiler=Episode Two: Part One] And candidate number one is... Another water type. I'd rather not have that. Lets get some balance here, folks. On second thought... it has a good starting move. Good enough to make Lazuli jealous. Time to kill it. Oh yeah... you've only got Tackle. Training might take a while. Please can you just learn Water Gun already. I'm not too good at this whole adventuring thing. Thanks, mum. Yeah. I also took out the Potion from my PC. I get the feeling I'm going to need all of them. A fully evolved Pokemon out of the gate? I get the feeling all my balls will miss... so I think I don't want that. Ugh... please don't poison... please don't poison... That was easiler than expected, and Lazuli got to level up. Things are looking up. You know what I love more than anything? Gen I sleep mechanics. And here's Viridian City. Still no Pokeballs for sometime though. Let's just heal up. Now there's an ugly butterball. Plus the Chansey's a sore sight. Well screw you, floored todger. You don't own this route. Don't make excuses for the lazy tramp. Let's get some balls! Big, round balls! At this discreet store! I reckon you get a lot of visitors from Pallet Town. No reason to get excited. Oh yeah. I want Oak's Parcel so bad. And your Pokeballs. [spoiler=Episode Two: Part Two] Some extra battles on the way back. Once I get those sweet balls, things are going to get real. "Oi, punk! Get off my lawn!" Err... that's troublesome. Good thing the rules aren't in effect yet. Why does everyone look like they really want me to piss off? I've got a surprise for you, old man. Ain't I just a straight up guy? I was wondering what that horrid odour was. Nobface is an encyclopedia... on how to be a tiny donged twat. Well I can't do it either, since I'm doing nuzlocke. It's up to you, slongnose. Since this game doesn't alert you to new routes I'll be making use of this map. We're still just rocking Tackle. Finally. The nuzlocke has offically begun. If we die, we die. Let's get that Route 1 encounter! Oh god, please don't be something I can't catch. I have no more money for Pokeballs. That's an interesting one to get. It evolves early, and I think it actually learns plenty of TMs. I'll take it. Aww dang it. Don't do this to me, jiggly-buddy. Sweet! That's my first capture. I've got the perfect name in mind, too. I could've had an Eevee? Shit! Yeah... training is going to be tricky. Well, a catch is a catch. It's better than nothing. After lots of dawdling, the nuzlocke finally gets underway. What future catches await me? Who will survive, and who'll be left in the ditch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 (edited) Staryu doesn't learn anything until level 17, which is Water Gun. If Staryu makes it far enough, evolve it at level 27, when it gets Recover. Its last few moves aren't that spectacular except maybe Minimize/Light Screen. Edited October 29, 2015 by Konnor97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Episode Three: The Pokeball Economy The nuzlocke has finally started. The first challenge is not powerful trainers, or unbeatable Pokemon, but the sinister Pokeball Economy. This town is full of price gouging pricks, determined to rip me off. Will I get more Pokemon? Will I get something other than normal type attacks, or will I have to skip the next rival battle? [spoiler=Episode Three: Part One] In case you can't see, I've already caught one. Plus, Oak showed me this, too. Old timer... please don't embarrass yourself. Given the state of my team, I think it's for the best. Personally, I've cut down on soft drinks. But free stuff is free stuff. Time for a second encounter. Let's hope for something a bit more...exotic. You look so pleased with yourself. On the other hand, you're a second stage Pokemon, so hopefully I'll be able to catch you. Buddy, I don't think you understand what you're doing there. That's better. Not too shabby. Oh fuck it! I could've had a Jolteon!? What!? Gust is normal type in this game? Give me a break. I guess that mean's I can't do the next rival battle. Good thing it's optional. Time for the Route 2 encounter. Who knows, I might get something I could actually use against the rival. Like that. Oh how I want you... how I want you. Oh god... my heart. Pfft... whatever. I didn't want you anyway! I don't have the money for balls, so I'll need to do some battling and make some dough. This is getting risky. [spoiler=Episode Three: Part Two] Great. That means they won't find the bodies. And I'm out for their lunch money. Let's do this! Our first trainer battle... rival battles not included. You look poor. I don't care. Fork over your money. Oh look. A fatter, pinker Pokemon. It even knows an actual attack. Yeah, you do that one thing you do. You weren't so tough. Let's see what else you've got! Ugh... I've got just the thing for you. Everyone, get in here! We might be here for a while. At least it doesn't do much damage. That helped. Finally! After all these years! That was some Caterpie you had there, kid. Now gimme money! Gotta think of a faster way to get those balls. Sell everything! Take it! Take it, you conning bastard! Now I can buy all three balls. Now that's a bit easier. Just don't use Poison Powder. Another rock type? This is absurd! Bring out the sand. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to slip into my coffin. YES! When the going gets tough, the Tuff gets going. Well, this battle was ultimately easier. So far however, things have proven hard over all. How many Pokeballs does this go for? Why do you tease me, game? Do you honestly expect me to catch that with just three balls? She's about to unleash her rage. What!? No, seriousy, what? On the first try? She wasn't even asleep. That wonderful. Love those normal attacks. And there you have it. Another day of slogging through Pikachu's sadist sanctuary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Well you're off to an amazing start. That Max Potion goes for 6 Pokeballs, as an fyi. Should sell for $1250, and the Pokeballs cost 200. (I was a Pokemaniac, and I can recall most prices off the top of my head.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 Episode Four: Rags to Riches So things are finally starting to look up, now that I caught Savannah. That said, I'm still screwed if I run into a trainer with a ghost. In this part, I make my way through the forest, and land in Pewter City, where the first gym is found. [spoiler=Episode Four] Nay, fair lady! Now battle me! My apologies, sir. Please leave before you get any ideas about using poison. Oh god. Oh god. Why would you want a Pikachu? Yeah! Eat fists, chicken! This is bad. That thing could potential end my run if it keeps hitting with that. And that's the first legendary Pokemon battle. This gent was packing heat. At this point in the game, I think Antidotes might be better. Another wild encounter. That would've been an awesome catch. I bet it knows Water Gun, too. We'll see about that, punk. I guess Bug Catchers were randomised to Bug Catchers. Yeah, you don't have any grass moves. Easy pickings. I'm so relieved that move doesn't work like Wrap does in this game. Now Tuffstuff can dominate the field. Yeah, I don't know where you get a Bulbasaur around here. Lucky you. Another wild Pokemon. It had Thundershock and SonicBoom. It probably would've torn me apart if I'd tried to catch it. Useless... Wait! I'm rich! So Rich! I don't even need to sell that Potion anymore. Happy days! I need to get out of here before you all wise up and get ghost Pokemon. Dang kids and their start Pokemon. Sorry, but that ain't enough, kid. I do wish Lazuli could have Bubble. And that's the forest over and done with. Things were... dramatic. Since this is still Route 2, I don't get an encounter here. I really, really need something with a different type attack. And here we are, at the dullest city of them all. Even the colour is gray. Poo popoo. That's a lovely song you've got there. Team who now and Mt what now? Yep, Team Rocket is back... or not... or something. Wooo! Now I'll have all the balls, and the Pokeballs! Before taking on the Gym, I feel like flashing my cash with a Museum trip. I want one... only not dead... and with a rock move. I enjoyed this almost as much as the Twin Towers display. And on that tasteless remark, we end. Next time, I'll be taking on the first gym. Will Brock we a pushover, or will be a another twat with a ghost type? Find out next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted November 1, 2015 Author Share Posted November 1, 2015 Episode Five: Brock and a Hard Place With that terrible title out of the way, it's time for me to take on the first gym. I've got four Pokemon, all with normal attacks. If Brock whips out a ghost, then I'm screwed. I'm hoping he's packing junk instead. [spoiler=Episode Five: Part One] Grr... curse you, Nobface. This isn't the Violet City gym, buddy. It's on! Let's do this! Kid!? I'll show you, punk! That is if you haven't got a ghost. You look like an utter dork. "durr. Canna take a bit outta you?" Good night, little buddy. SIng is just overpowered. Is that all you've got, punk? Evidently not. But that's not nearly as freaking as the Red/Blue version. For those fully evolved Pokemon, a bit of extra power is needed. Who are you trying to fool? You're so weak they let trainers just skip you. I think you want to be at the Cinnibar gym, punk. And here we are; the first gym leader. [spoiler=Episode FIve: Vs Brock?] You're about to be in the bin soon, matey. Here we go! I'n taking you down, Brock! I mean; "I'm taking you down, Donna!" Well that's kind of dull. We missed the Sing, so now things might be a bit of a slog. There we go. All is right. Oh dang. Our strength is equal, but since you can weaken us, I best put you to sleep again. Shit! Again! You can't have more than two. You're not making any friends here, Donna. We'll do this the old fashioned way. Good bye, my tenacious thorn in the side. Two second stage Pokemon? That's probably better than his actual team. Here's a little present before we change things up. Dang, you're a tough one, too. Time to end with the big guns. And that's all, folks. Donna is down for the count. My love ain't cheap. And the first badge is mine. Thanks for not having any ghosts. [spoiler=Episode Five: Aftermath] A gift! Of course, the TMs in this playthrough are randomised too. Maybe it could be something other than a normal type move. Usually, this is Bide... but what will it be now? ... God sake! I'll give you a Dizzy Punch. Thanks for the thumbs up, but there's still a long way to go. Since Savannah's going to learn it anyway, you might as well have it, Tuffy. I honestly wasn't sure I'd make it even to the first gym, given the lack of diversity in my team's attacks. Things aren't going to be any easier though, not unless Lazuli actually bloodly learns something. [spoiler=Team] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 Episode Six: Mayday All in all, things have been going quite well. Despite our attack problem, the team's pulled through the first gym with little trouble. In this part, I make my way to Mt Moon, battling some interesting Pokemon along the way. [spoiler=Episode Six: Part One] These chumps are today's challenge. Let's fetch some levels. And you looked at me! Oh dare you, peasant! Look at that fat bastard. Yeah. I knew in the back of my mind that Kabutops got that move. Tuffstuff really is tuff now. I think she can actually learn a lot of other TMs too. Tuff luck. Err... which one were you again? Nope. I still don't remember you. I guess you're on a nuzlocke too. That Mime wants me to stay well away. Dang, the trainers are turning up the heat. It's still no problem for Savannah. For you, the locke is over. I guess that trainer class makes sense. Thank goodness. Lazuli needs some easy targets right now. Learn Water Gun already! Calm down, pony. Rapidash does look like a badass. I wouldn't be allowed here if I wasn't. It's the law. More Nidorinas? What's so good about that Pokemon again? You lot all need Moon Stones. So do I, actually. Alakazam doesn't want to share his ceral with us. C'mon, hit level 17 now! That Tentacruel seems so confused. It's confounded by these gen I mechanics. And these were the easy battles... [spoiler=Episode Six: Part Two] Let's see what you've got there, little man. That's pretty cool. I want one. Oh shit, that's powerful. This just got serious. I'm facing a lot of offence right now. Man, Lancaster, you sure came through for me here. Here's a tasty Caterpie for your reward. No! You approached me! Sod off! ... Okay. Moltres is out for revenge! No! Stop it! This can't end well. Please get five hits. Get outta there! Right now! You just need to get one hit in there, Lancaster. Oh god. This is getting out of control. RIP: Lancaster. Thanks for all your efforts. Begone, Moltres! Never darken my battle screen again! ... Yes. That is all. Bye bye, Lancaster. Gust those Caterpie in heaven. That was really something, but we're here now. It's time for one last surprise though. The encounter, and this time, we're doing it differently. This man thinks he's selling us a Magikarp, but let's see what's really in that ball. ... It'll be a Magikarp... Woah! Hold up there! A Victreebel? Could it be? Oh, Trapsnatch. I'm so sorry. I should've gone for Leaf Blade against that Swampert. I failed you, and now you've returned to give me a second chance. Next time, I head into Mt Moon to get another encounter. Team Rocket will be there, of course. I'll have to chase them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 Episode Seven: The Writers Union Time for the game's second "dungeon" area, Mt Moon. Here, I run into a fiendish gang of vile crooks, and a horde of Pokemon, only one of which I'm allowed to catch. I was hoping to run into a Moon Stone, but since items are randomised, I figured that wasn't going to happen. [spoiler=Episode Seven: Part One] And here we are... in the poo coloured cave. I guess I know what Mt Moon refers to now. Awesome encounter! A fire type! I failed to catch it, even with all them balls. Thanks for wasting my time, Magmar. See you in hell. Interesting find. I could teach that to Savannah, so she can destroy them even more with Comet Punch. Sorry. I was just hoping to rob you. "C'mon give us a hug!" Something tells me that's not going to be a problem here. The eggs on the other hand, a fucking sinister. Well if you'd just give your money... Pah-ha-hah-ha! Oh god! Yes, on your knees! Trapsnatch, you're just what I needed. Now I'm the mechanics abuser! I love being able to tell rock types to sod off now. Not quite what I needed, but good effort, randomiser. I could've had a Flareon or Charizard!? Curse you, Magmar! Ugh... otherkin? Nay! He's a scribe! Sworn to avenge his unrespected trade! So many fire types this episode. His team went downhill at the end there. Fiendish wordsmith! Begone! No, I just need to progress through this badly built passage. That's a damn good team there. I need some new team members, otherwise I'll be far overlevelled. [spoiler=Episode Seven: Part Two] Really? I don't see any Slowpokes or anything. You're just milling around. I'll show you what a Victreebel looks like! Oh yeah. This is satisfying. These writers have gathered some strong Pokemon in their quest. What could their goal be? And you're a fat, bearded tosser. Still more fire types? Did they bring them to burn away all the Zubats? Sorry, but I'm too entangled in things to just leave. Well, get them out of the way then! She's just one a school project. Compared to what I've seen so far, that's pretty weak. Just sit there and don't use Ice Beam. Thanks. The same goes for Self-Destruct. Oh, you'll do a whole lot more than share! I'm not sure it really matters which one I take, since they'll be random anyway. I'll take chrome-dome here. Now to finally wrapped this area up. [spoiler=Episode Seven: Vs Rockets?] Actually, they belong to that schoolgirl. I'm just nicking it. I think I'll fight. I've trashed every other twat in this cave. What can you do? These two were clearly fired from a newspaper. Probably phone hacking. What a twist! He wants to take me to his underground torture chamber for pirating his game. No problem for Tuff. We'll just punch the lights out. Rats! Fight status with status. You've done well, Tuff. We're not overpowered or nothing. Trapsnatch is just eager to punish TR again. That's pretty scary. Crit rate is determined by speed in this gen, so Dugtrio is powerful. It's fast, and it knows Dig. These two are dastardly to be sure. This strategy of their's is doing work on me. I'll give them credit for that. Now's really not the time, Savannah. I don't want to lose another so soon. One Razor Leaf was all we needed in the end. Dang, that was worrying. Suck it, you hack writers! Please don't ever show up again! That didn't take forever. You know what move would've been handy for that part? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Metronome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrman Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Water Gun. Fire Pokémon everywhere. oh, and TR finally stole Pikachu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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