DragonFlames Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 ... to make a post so hilarious that everyone will start replying again (it probably won't be this one, though :P) The proper way to complain about something on the internet is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) Is to double post about how much I hate that thing... Edited October 21, 2018 by SMEDIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Like this: ? The proper way to do improv comedy is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) Talk about funny stuff that happened to you. The proper way to dress for success is... Edited October 21, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Dragoncat said: The proper way to necromance a forum game is... To play Neo Scavenger, remember what fast and slow metabolism does (the only negative trait with a positive effect for the former, and vice versa for the latter), and remember "Hey! Didn't that 'proper way' forum game stop for some reason with the topic about Mexican food that nobody wanted to answer? The one that came right after someone gave an excellent though probably not socially or legally appropriate response to how one should react to a racist joke? I think this could weasel out of the question and get the topic moving again!" That was rearranged for dramatic effect. In truth, it was more along the lines of "Searching up random words to pass the time at Diary Queen and... oh, right, that thread exists. Outside of somehow eating the food quickly, I don't really have an idea of how to continue the thre- wait a second!, I have an idea!" And thus my getting back into playing Neo Scavenger paid off. By the way, first time I've died of dehydration and Sepsis in the game (my very first death was hypothermia, which is this games dysentery). I also forgot how many images I put on the previous page... 9 hours ago, Dragoncat said: The proper way to dress for success is... To wear a suit of armor everywhere you go. ... The proper way to reference something old/obscure is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 To not explain the reference and confuse people. The proper way to sweep your kitchen floor is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 ...to assemble whatever food you on hand into a makeshift broom and use that. So if you have french fries and hot dogs, you use the fries as your broom's head, and assemble the hotdogs into the stick, making a glue out of condiments to hold it all together. The proper way to use an umbrella is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 swing it around like a sword. The proper way to play Final Fantasy 5 is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 ... standing on your left hand with your left little toe in your right ear, chugging a glass of milk while singing "Mary had a little lamb" in D-minor. The proper way to clean your room is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 ...to make sure it at least LOOKS clean by the time you're done. The proper way to order food at a restaurant is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 to be very nice to your server, or else they will mess with your food. The proper way to use a coffee maker is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 ...to only use water so that you can make hot tea. The proper way to pack a bag is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 To envision it as a tetris game. The proper way to remember your dreams is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 to write them down as soon as you wake up. The proper way to buy used games is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Haggle with the GameStop employees. Offer to buy them lunch. The proper way to commute to work is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 To ride the top of a taxi, and jump between the roofs of cars as you make your way to work. Hanging on to the outside of a train or a plane is optional. The proper way to use electricity powers is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 ... to use it for quite SHOCKING effects *insert drum here*I'll see myself out. I know where the door is. The proper way to make tea is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Drag tea bags through mud puddles. The proper way to do a sidequest on a video game is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=040212 The proper way to open a door is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 To kick it down. The proper way to flourish your weapon right before a critical hit is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Spinny spinny! The proper way to teach a puppy not to poop on the carpet is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 to step on it (the puppy; not the shit) The proper way for David to fight Goliath is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Take a stone from the river and use his slingshot to fling it at Goliath's forehead. There's no joke here, I'm just a good little christian boy. The proper way to play Dungeons & Dragons is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 To be a unicycle riding vampire witch from the future. The proper way to run a forum RP is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 ...To randomly have your scifi robot fall into a room of people playing as urban fantasy characters using a portal that comes out of nowhere. The proper way to talk like an Orc is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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