DragonFlames Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 ... to try and pretend you have a voice modulator stuck in your throat. You also need to croak a lot. The proper way to ruin something for yourself is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 By making sure the worst aspects of your personality come to the surface. The proper way to crash a wedding party is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 To show up in casual clothes, yell whatever nonsensical phrase(s) that comes to mind, and then tackle the bride and groom like a football player. Or Falcon Punch them. The proper way to qualify for the Olympics is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 to cheat by injuring or poisoning the competition. The proper way to play a drinking game based off of a console FE game is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Play Fates and drink every time the story is horrible. Or...don't. You'll get alcohol poisoning. No wait console? Uh...play PoR and drink every time Ike is a cool dude. Slightly less likely to get alcohol poisoning. Only slightly. The proper way to give candy to trick or treaters is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 With a fully mechanical contraption connected to your letterbox that automatically dispenses sweets then delivers a jumpscare whenever someone steps on your doorstep. The proper way to circumnavigate the globe is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 in a private plane. The proper way to avoid getting fat is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Proper dieting, and remaining semi-active. After a certain point, you can either focus on gaining muscles or losing more weight. The proper way to spend $20 is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Blow it all on fast food. The proper way to exercise is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 To take the parking spot furthest from the building, so you have to walk (or run, if you're late) further to reach your destination. The proper way to wield a butterfly knife is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 ...to balance it on one knee. The best way to dress on Halloween is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 For guys: something scary or funny For girls: something sexy The proper way to pull off a Fatality in Mortal Kombat is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWildestCat Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 To tap the enemy. The proper way to sleep is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 ... to drink as much coffee as humanly possible and then jump around for about 2 days straight. Trust me, I've tried. not. I'm joking, of course. The proper way to unite two magnets is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 to give them their space; sooner or later, they will “come” together. The proper way to convince a girl to model lingerie for you inside of a department store is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 To make sure they're your spouse first. The proper way to download freeware is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just go on Google. The FBI will judge you, but what can they do? The proper way to use Bing is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Gush over the pretty pictures. The proper way to rob a bank is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 To ask what would happen if the bank was robbed. If they say that everyone is armed, the police station is across the street, and there is a man with a machine gun upstairs, it'd probably be a good idea to choose a different bank. The proper way to get to Midgard is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Be a hobbit and go to Isengard first. The proper way to freak out the cashier at the store is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 To wave your hand in front of them, and say that if they don't give you the discount, you'll incinerate them with your fireball spell. Then be surprised that you weren't bluffing and you just incinerated them with your fireball spell. The proper way to cheat in a counting game is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Yell out random numbers when the other person is counting. "1, 2..." "50! 27! 103!" The proper way to study for a math test is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 To wake up at 3 AM, constantly read your notes over and over again, and reread every single last detail of the math book. All on the day of the test. The proper way to stop an alien invasion is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 ... to confuse the hell out of them by reciting recent German politics to them. They''ll freak out and leave because they don't want the sheer incompetence and stupidity to rub off on them. The proper way to stealthily insult someone is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Quoting lines from Monty Python. Bite your thumb at them and fart in their general direction. The proper way to order your food at McDonalds is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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