Stephen the Great Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 ... to laugh as they do, that is... The proper way to be utterly routed is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Run into battle naked. No wait, that might actually work to your advantage... The proper way to help the homeless is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 The proper way to get a homerun on a first date is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Force yourself on them. But then you will go to jail...and get homeruns from fat hairy guys named Bubba... The proper way to chew bubble gum is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 To swallow it. The proper way to convince someone to join the navy is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Tactician Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Show them the local recruitment office The proper way to tackle a mountain of dirty clothes that need to be washed is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 In a football suit! That's dirty. And needs to be washed. *** The proper way to divide thoughts in a post which contains linebreaks used for non-thought-dividing purposes is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 With animated gifs of dancing boxer shorts. The proper way to go swimming is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Tactician Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Doing freestyle laps The proper way to write fanfiction is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Ship everybody with your mary sue/gary stu self insert. EVERYBODY. Even characters who have a canon partner. Even characters who are too young. Even characters who are too old. Even characters who are of a race that wouldn't be sexually or reproductively compatible with as before mentioned self insert. And the self insert parents a kid or two with all of them. Write out the sex scenes in intimate detail with vulgar language. The proper way to Christmas shop is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 On Christmas Eve, at 11 PM. The proper way to fight off giant spiders is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 THE POWER OF THE MONADO The proper way to lie to kids about Santa is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Say that Santa isn't real. The proper way to put a quantum harmonizer in a photonic resonation chamber is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 To lock the door while you're inside it, with the hope you'll gain superpowers. The proper way to pick a lock is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Tactician Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 With several hairpins. The proper way to win a 100 dollar giftcard is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Apply for a contest you find in your mail and keep sending one payment of $10 a day for the next two weeks that way you qualify for the drawing and apply for the Super Bonus Tier by sending an additional $60. Then wait another 5 weeks and see if you won. The proper way to get away with touching a stripper inside a strip club is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Touch her with a stick. Then you could say you didn't technically touch her. The proper way to win a karaoke contest is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Sing as loud as possible, that way when you're loud everyone, karaoke machine included, will think you're good. The proper way to get that one game you want to be printed physical by Limited Run Games but probably doesn't have a chance of happening any time in the foreseeable future is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 To purchase the game digitally and then illegally burn it into a disk. The proper way to patiently wait for a game to download is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Tactician Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Take a nap. Then it will done downloading when you wake up. The proper way to leave a warm, comfy bed to go to work at 4am is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Go to sleep at 6 PM and prepare to throw yourself onto the floor when the alarm sounds. The proper way to get good at arcade light-gun games is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Don't think. Don't feel. Just aim, and shoot. The proper way to talk about TMI subjects is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Be as TMI AS POSSIBLE! Make sailors blush! The proper way to become a nun is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Wear a bunch of black, wear tons of makeup, have a simple amount of jewelry and have a stingy attitude towards everyone you come across. If you're trying to become a Nun, just turn that cross pendant upside down. The proper way to fix an old game release that has been released on Steam is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Not use Steam, it's full of DRM. The proper way to insult horrible cooking is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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