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Indeed. I almost posted a paragraph on STDS and how they would get them. But meh.
Bus won't, he's monogamous. His yellow fever might get worse.

As for me? See, there are these wonderful devices called 'condoms'. There's also the little matter that aside from dick->vag/butt, it's shockingly difficult for men to contract STDs. And there ain't much better than a good knobslob.

'Sides. These days, I ask to see a clean rep from campus health or the local hospital before my pants come off. Unlike you, I'm smart.

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Bus won't, he's monogamous. His yellow fever might get worse.

As for me? See, there are these wonderful devices called 'condoms'. There's also the little matter that aside from dick->vag/butt, it's shockingly difficult for men to contract STDs. And there ain't much better than a good knobslob.

'Sides. These days, I ask to see a clean rep from campus health or the local hospital before my pants come off. Unlike you, I'm smart.

Unlike you, I have a life off the internet when I am not posting idiotic responses. Unlike you, I have a cool beach cruiser bike. UNLIKE YOU, I have a N64 with GoldenEye and OoT! UNLIKE YOU, my name isnt gay.

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I'm mocking you.

Yeah, thats why I accepted it hoping you would fuck off. Meh. here is the respone you wanted.

NOOOO DONT MOOOOCK MEEEEEEE

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Only once I cap the rest of you smokers and outrun the tank.

Aw, that wasn't the finale I was looking for. I mean, I want to see a beautiful, well performed climax full of emotion.

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Unlike you, I have a life off the internet when I am not posting idiotic responses.
Let me tell you a little about me.

I've worked for Google. My work was of high enough quality to be brought back a second time. Less than twenty percent of student developers are re-tagged. Right now, I make fifty dollars an hour on a slow day. I have prospective clients from three continents who want me to work for them.

I have fucked the girls who are in the process of giving your fat pimply God-fearing future wife the massive inferiority complex that she will use to lord over you and your erectile dysfunction during the sad little married life that will one day drive you to suicide.

I am better than you.

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Let me tell you a little about me.

I've worked for Google.

My work was of high enough quality to be brought back a second time. Less than twenty percent of student developers are re-tagged.

I make fifty dollars an hour on a slow day.

I have fucked the girls who are in the process of giving your fat pimply God-fearing future wife the massive inferiority complex that she will use to lord over you and your erectile dysfunction during the sad little married life that will one day drive you to suicide.

I am better than you.

nu diz iz etherebz wii al ekwul i swer id

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Wow, that was a quick backpedal. Leave skid marks in your undies?

FUCK YEAH, MAN!

Let me tell you a little about me.

I've worked for Google.

My work was of high enough quality to be brought back a second time. Less than twenty percent of student developers are re-tagged.

I make fifty dollars an hour on a slow day.

I have fucked the girls who are in the process of giving your fat pimply God-fearing future wife the massive inferiority complex that she will use to lord over you and your erectile dysfunction during the sad little married life that will one day drive you to suicide.

I am better than you.

You have now achieved damnable and Failmazing status

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FUCK YEAH, MAN!

[00:31] <@HUGE_WALRUS> Normally, I don't go

[00:31] <@HUGE_WALRUS> for real dick-waving

[00:32] <@HUGE_WALRUS> when someone breaks out the ad homeneim

[00:32] <@HUGE_WALRUS> I've won

[00:32] * Vivi-chan (~coolowl2@sa-DC7D3E25.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )

[00:32] <@HUGE_WALRUS> or I play along

[00:32] <&Fox> O:

[00:32] * Mad_Fredin[GTAIV] (~juliofred@sa-B8157D90.telefonia.intercable.net) has joined #theashtray

[00:32] <~Blacken> HUGE_WALRUS: that's what he's trying to do

[00:33] <~Blacken> I'm putting that in my sig, god dammit.

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> No

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> I recognize his style

[00:33] <&[oldman]> (inb4 lock)

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> he's the really loud, obnoxious kid from high school

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> when people mocked him

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> he'd loudly agree with them

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> almost desperately

[00:33] <&Fox> Yeah

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> you could tell he cared, but didn't want to admit it

[00:34] <&Fox> No, you're dead on.

[00:34] <@HUGE_WALRUS> :)

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[00:31] <@HUGE_WALRUS> Normally, I don't go

[00:31] <@HUGE_WALRUS> for real dick-waving

[00:32] <@HUGE_WALRUS> when someone breaks out the ad homeneim

[00:32] <@HUGE_WALRUS> I've won

[00:32] * Vivi-chan (~coolowl2@sa-DC7D3E25.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )

[00:32] <@HUGE_WALRUS> or I play along

[00:32] <&Fox> O:

[00:32] * Mad_Fredin[GTAIV] (~juliofred@sa-B8157D90.telefonia.intercable.net) has joined #theashtray

[00:32] <~Blacken> HUGE_WALRUS: that's what he's trying to do

[00:33] <~Blacken> I'm putting that in my sig, god dammit.

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> No

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> I recognize his style

[00:33] <&[oldman]> (inb4 lock)

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> he's the really loud, obnoxious kid from high school

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> when people mocked him

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> he'd loudly agree with them

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> almost desperately

[00:33] <&Fox> Yeah

[00:33] <@HUGE_WALRUS> you could tell he cared, but didn't want to admit it

[00:34] <&Fox> No, you're dead on.

[00:34] <@HUGE_WALRUS> :)

Aww you found that for me?

I accept insults because this is interwebz, and nothing said on here can hurt me. Yeah.

However, In my school, If someone insults me, I will get a little ticked, but yeah.

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Aww you found that for me?

I accept insults because this is interwebz, and nothing said on here can hurt me. Yeah.

However, In my school, If someone insults me, I will get a little ticked, but yeah.

Keep telling yourself that.

It might offer some minor consolation when you find your oh-so-God-fearing trailer-park boulder of a wife in bed with the mailman.

EDIT: (Now you see why I do insult comedy, friends.)

EDIT2: [00:39] <Mad_Fredin[GTAIV]> the mailman strikes agaiN!

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