The Official Ultima Super Battle Cruise Fortress Topic Deluxe!

Erk · February 20, 2009

Keep telling yourself that.
It might offer some minor consolation when you find your oh-so-God-fearing trailer-park boulder of a wife in bed with the mailman.

THE TROLL! HE BROKE THROUGH THE DOOR! OH SH-

Oh wait, its the internet.

Superbus · February 20, 2009

On the "interwebz", he is fearless. He is invincible. He is a GOD!

But once the connection is broken, once he's no longer pingable, once the TCP 80 traffic stops... he sits in his chair. He stares at his blank screen. He wonders what he's become.

And he cries the cry of a lonely child. A lonely child wanting to be loved.

Blacken · February 20, 2009

On the "interwebz", he is fearless. He is invincible. He is a GOD!
But once the connection is broken, once he's no longer pingable, once the TCP 80 traffic stops... he sits in his chair. He stares at his blank screen. He wonders what he's become.

And he cries the cry of a lonely child. A lonely child wanting to be loved.

I like the cut of your jib.

Erk · February 20, 2009

On the "interwebz", he is fearless. He is invincible. He is a GOD!
But once the connection is broken, once he's no longer pingable, once the TCP 80 traffic stops... he sits in his chair. He stares at his blank screen. He wonders what he's become.

And he cries the cry of a lonely child. A lonely child wanting to be loved.

Yeah, poor Blacken ;)

Erk · February 20, 2009

To tell you the truth, through out this whole buisness of you bitching, I have kept a straight face. I have just been sitting here ya know?

Der Kommissar · February 20, 2009

To tell you the truth, through out this whole buisness of you bitching, I have kept a straight face. I have just been sitting here ya know?

Roll your bluff check.

Superbus · February 20, 2009

Do you think we care? I'm here as long as it entertains ME. You are just target practise.

Erk · February 20, 2009

Do you think we care? I'm here as long as it entertains ME. You are just target practise.

All in good fun, right lad?

Erk · February 20, 2009

Roll your bluff check.

Your sentance structure.....its amazing! I cant believe it, he can form REAL words! ITS A NEW DISCOVERY!

Blacken · February 20, 2009

All in good fun, right lad?

Until the godfags appear. Then it's deadly serious.

Erk · February 20, 2009

Until the godfags appear. Then it's deadly serious.

Oh, you think I am a hardcore christian then? meh, I admit I am a christian, but thats not my reason for not man whoring. that inforces my common sense, mind you, but even If I were any other religion I still woulnt man whore.

And, if you forgot, I said I was joking. This is the internet after all.

Edited February 20, 2009 by Indeed

Florete · February 20, 2009

Wow. Just wow.

Metal Rabbit · February 20, 2009

I'll close it back up after I say:

What the fuck happened to my lesson?

O_o

Tingle · February 20, 2009