Inactive Account Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 This has gone a strange direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us. And he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students. Um, and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzaku Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Spam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like, what happens to a chicken when you take its head away? It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robo Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I go down to the police station, on my lunch break. I tell a police officer (I know several) what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant. Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 We had a foreign exchange student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that's what I thought he was. Um...then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robo Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Ever since I was a kid, people have been telling me I can't do things. You can't be on the team. You can't move on to second grade. Well, now they're telling me I can't win back clients using old-fashioned business methods. We'll see about that. And FYI, I eventually aced second grade. And I was the biggest kid in class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Apparently they don't post without replies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Good for the world. Thank you, God, for creating two of you. Here's how things work here: my job is to make the office fun. Your job is to make the office lame. And we have an eternal struggle, you and I. And only one of us can be the winner. Spoiler alert: I'm gonna win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Is this one of those transformation weirdness sequences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 No...just didn't have anything better to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Fudge....It seems Robo has pulled a Hanz on us as well.... *hides in the Panic Room* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 lol office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Oh, so Hanz is all better. ...Maybe the lesson here is that if me and Metal Arc don't help, it works out fine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 i wasn't aware anything was wrong .___. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Hanz seemed like he was going crazy again, like that other time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robo Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I find the lack of faith here disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I find the lack of sanity here disturbing as well.... :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) We know what we are doing, that is all we need. And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, Our name is Legion: for we are many. Edited August 9, 2008 by Harvey Two-Face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 (edited) Nice huh? XD Edited August 11, 2008 by Lyle Dayek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 one of the only black chicks in anime who is hot and kicks ass. Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Yoruichi is one of those chicks that you can't help but think is hot. It's against the law or something. I know Fox will like the sig for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshineYON Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 hot girl sigs FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 hot girl sigs FTW Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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