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I know Fox will like the sig for sure.
Actually...It's too big.

NOT AS EXPECTED. *laughs*

But I dont think its cool to assume that Fox will obsess over any hot girl pic we post here. She does like men too. It almost sounds as if we make her out to be a lesbian.

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We know what we are doing, that is all we need.

And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, Our name is Legion: for we are many.

That was one of my favorite stories from the Bible.

Demon possessed guy: Son of God, do not hurt us!!!!!!

Jesus: Uhh, what? Who are you?

Possessed dude: we are Legion, for we are many. Do not harm us!!!

Jesus: Okkaaaaaaay.......

Possessed dude: Please, let us leave this man and flee!!!!

Jesus: Uhhhh, no. You've done enough trouble to the people here......

Possessed dude: Then let us possess those pigs and run off the cliff!!!

Jesus: Fine.

*Demons flee the man, take over the herd of pigs, and run off of the cliff*

Pig owner: OMFG, YOU JUST RAN MY PIGS OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus: Meh.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital, the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could. ...And she is going to be okay. I was able to be on the scene so quickly... because I was in the car that hit her.

I'm not going to bother reading the 3 pages, but this is The Office isn't it?

MORE!!!... But I don't remember this comepletely...

Jim: And were you the passenger or the driver?

Michael:...................

Pam: Oh Michael!

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