Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Dang... not even my Chosen One powers helped... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 They're made of plastic. Living plastic creatures. They're being controlled by a relay device on the roof. Which would be a great big problem if I didn't have this. So I'm gonna go upstairs and blow it up. And I might well die in the process but don't worry about me, no. You go home, go on! Go have your lovely beans on toast. Don't tell anyone about this 'cos if you do, you'll get them killed. I'm The Doctor, by the way. What's your name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hanz, when the nice people in the white coats come, don't fight them but go with them, and it will all be okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible: that maybe you survive. This is the year 5.5/apple/26.... five billion years in your future, and this is the day...hold on...This is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 I have to take care of Hanz now. Keep him out of trouble when I'm at work plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 You're telling me. I was on board another ship once, they said that was unsinkable.... I ended up clinging to an iceberg, it wasn't half cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Make sure he gets his meds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 You think it'll last forever. The people, and cars, and concrete. But it won't. Then one day it's all gone. Even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned, like the Earth. It's just rocks and dust. Before its time. There was a war, and we lost. I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own, 'cause there's no one else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Make sure he gets his meds. you're the one taking care of him. i have to provide money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Just keep telling yourself that Hanz. (sarcasm tags over the entire topic lol) I'm not taking care of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Go out there dressed like that, you'll start a riot, Barbarella. There's a wardrobe through there. First left, second right, third room on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on your left. Hurry up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 At least go buy the meds, MR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon in Cardiff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I think this guy needs the galdr of rebirth... now where's a heron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Fairly amazing, that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 At least go buy the meds, MR. *leaves* *comes back with meds* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers- or is that just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Good boy. Have a lettuce. -throws a lettuce to MR- -gives Hanz the meds- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Planet Earth at its height. Covered with megacities, five moons, population 96 billion. The centre of a galactic domain that stretches across a million planets, a million species. With humanity right in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 They're not working... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Good boy. Have a lettuce.-throws a lettuce to MR- -gives Hanz the meds- I'm not an animal anymore. I'll fix myself a bowl of salad. *prepares* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Thought you were a rabbit...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Don't touch the baby! You're both the same person, that's a paradox. We don't want a paradox, not with them outside. Any sort of disturbance -anything new- makes them stronger. A paradox might let them in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Kiryn... I'm afraid the only other option is to put him out of his misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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