Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Thought you were a rabbit...? Adult Rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 This is bad, he's getting paranoid... Go find Leanne or someone. He needs that galdr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I can't help any longer, I've gotta go. Good luck MR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Funny little human brains. How do you get around in those things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 I can't help any longer, I've gotta go. Good luck MR. ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Go! Now! Don't drop the banana! Good source of potassium! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Go! Now! Don't drop the banana! Good source of potassium! *injects bleach into Hanz's neck* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 You let one of them go, but that’s nothing new. Every now and then a little victim spared...because she smiled? Because he’s got freckles? Because they begged? And that’s how you live with yourself. That’s how you slaughter millions. Because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind’s in the right direction...you happen to be kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 god dammit, its not working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 This is Emergency Programme One. Now listen; this is important. If this message is activated, then it can only mean one thing. We must be in danger, and I mean fatal. I'm dead, or about to die any second with no chance of escape. And that's okay. Hope it's a good death. But I promised to look after you, and that's what I'm doing. The TARDIS is taking you home. And I bet you're fussing and moaning now- typical! But hold on and just listen a bit more. The TARDIS can never return for me. Emergency Programme One means I'm facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it; no one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years, the world will move on and the box will be buried. And if you wanna remember me, then you can do one thing, that's all, one thing. Have a good life. Do that for me. Have a fantastic life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 *throws axe at hanz* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I was gonna take you to so many places. Barcelona! Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'd love it, fantastic place! They've got dogs with no noses! Imagine how many times a day you end up telling that joke and it's still funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 *stabs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Now you! Just wait, I'm busy! Mickey, hello! And Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North! Blimey, it's like This Is Your Life! Tea! That's all I needed! Good cup of tea! Super-heated infusion of free-radicals and tannins, just the thing for healing the synapses. Now, first things first. Be honest. How do I look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Not bad for a man in his jim-jams, very Arthur Dent- now, there was a nice man. Now what have I got in here? A satsuma. Oh, that friend of your mother's, he does like his snacks, doesn't he? But doesn't that just sum up Christmas? You go through all those presents and right at the end, there's always one stupid old satsuma! Who wants a satsuma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 ._. Screw this, you take care of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Correctamundo! A word I've never used before, and hopefully never will again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Correctamundo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 That's bad. Imagine how bad things could possibly get, and then add another suitcase full of bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 *does it* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I don't age. I regenerate. But humans decay. You wither and you die. Imagine watching that happen to someone that you l... You can spend the rest of your life with me.... but I can't spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on. Alone. That's the curse of the Time Lords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 your on your own Hanz, i need to finish up the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink. What's that? No idea. Just made it up. Didn't want to say "magic door". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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