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That aint' nothing man.

(Me=Anthony)

Anthony: OH SHIT

Brian: GREAT AETHER

Billy: I'll Aether you...

Brian: You'd like to.

Billy: I'd like to Aether your mom.

Anthony: Dude, if I'm going to Aether anyone's mom then I'm Aethering your mom.

Billy: MY MOM!!!

Anthony: Dude, she's 25, and walks around in a Bakini.

Billy: It's hot in our house.

Brian: Admit it Bill you gots a MILF

Anthony: MILF MILF MILF

Billy: Shut up.

Anthony: So out of all celebrities who do you think is the biggest MILF

Billy: Brittany Spears.

Anthony: Dude...

Billy: What, she has big tits...

Anthony: I aint' goin' where K-feds been before.

Brian: Besides Angelina Jolie is WAY hotter.

Billy: Meh.

Anthony: She played Tomb Raider.

Billy: I have to use your laptop real quick...

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That aint' nothing man.

(Me=Anthony)

Anthony: OH SHIT

Brian: GREAT AETHER

Billy: I'll Aether you...

Brian: You'd like to.

Billy: I'd like to Aether your mom.

Anthony: Dude, if I'm going to Aether anyone's mom then I'm Aethering your mom.

Billy: MY MOM!!!

Anthony: Dude, she's 25, and walks around in a Bakini.

Billy: It's hot in our house.

Brian: Admit it Bill you gots a MILF

Anthony: MILF MILF MILF

Billy: Shut up.

Anthony: So out of all celebrities who do you think is the biggest MILF

Billy: Brittany Spears.

Anthony: Dude...

Billy: What, she has big tits...

Anthony: I aint' goin' where K-feds been before.

Brian: Besides Angelina Jolie is WAY hotter.

Billy: Meh.

Anthony: She played Tomb Raider.

Billy: I have to use your laptop real quick...

That doesnt have shit on the other things that happened (Which i may get warned for posting)

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No dude. its changed. its WORSE. I scarred chiki FIVE TIMES. Garwin got scarred like 3 times, and somehow a doujin was brought up about gender changing. And it was the girl that deathreapr was with who brought up hentai in the first place!

Is she the one that was supposed to come with us to Otakon?

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"Sir, what about national security?"

"Screw our military, I have Astra!"

"With five consecutive hits and a probable critical per hit, one of me can replace 15 of your soldiers!"

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I got more.

(Once again Me=Anthony)

Anthony: I Fight for my Friends.

Brian: I wonder why Ike went gay in RD.

Billy: I blame Marth.

Brian: Isn't Marth a chick, I mean...atleast that's what those pics on 4Chan would suggest...

Anthony: No.

Brian: Fuck.

Anthony: I still can't believe you thought Samus was a dude.

Brian: I never cleared any Metroid all the way...

Anthony: Didn't all the Samus x Master Cheif fanfics clue you in.

Brian: I don't read that crap.

Billy: That stuff I saw you looking at on Speed's computer suggest otherwise.

Brian: No I was...

Billy: Reading fanfics about Anthros working themselves with dildos...

Brian: ...I play way to much Sonic Adventure...

Anthony: Is that why you wanted me to lend you SA2?

Brian: I don't wanna say...

Billy: Anyway, let's play some Brawl.

Anthony: So, all ZSS match.

Billy: Play with your friends play with yourself.

Brian: Or both Simultaneously.

Anthony: I saw what you did with my Mom's loofa.

Billy: BOW CHKA BOW WOW.

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MaSu, your friends RAWK!

no, they don't, not when one of them always hangs out with an annoying huge fat girl that always for some reason has an urge to smack your shoulders to say hi

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no, they don't, not when one of them always hangs out with an annoying huge fat girl that always for some reason has an urge to smack your shoulders to say hi

oh, well besides him then

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It was still dawn. The two bloody bodies of Bianchi and Faiya were nearby, but they weren’t the main focus of the crowd. Instead, everyone’s attention was on everyone else.

“I say we vote for TLS,” Bizz whispered to her sister, Fimbulvetr, who nodded her assent. “We vote for TLS!”

“Hm…” TLS muttered to himself. “Well, I vote Bizz. She seems rather eager to blame others.”

“You have no proof!” Bizz argued.

“Neither do you…”

“Well…if you lynch me, then you’ll see that you’re wrong!”

“And yet you offer no reason for voting me?! I say that Bizz is an evil female! Lynch her!” TLS screamed.

“NOW YOU’RE BEING SEXIST!” Bizz groaned, flailing her arms.

“NO U!” TLS yelled, stamping his foot against the ground.

The two argued back and forth for a few more moments before Branded cut in. “I vote for TLS. He voted to lynch Bianchi yesterday, we didn’t, and look at what happened to her! Makes sense, doesn’t it?”

“She could’ve been killed by…” TLS looked up.

“Nah.”

As the votes on him began to pile up, TLS finally cried out, “I’m Geoffrey, the General!”

“Revealing your role?! YOU’RE RUINING THE FUN!” Bizz grumbled.

“Well, sorry I’m ruining your fun! I’m just trying to save my ass!” TLS groaned.

MaSu, who until now had kept quiet, pulled out his gun. “Who here wants to die, huh!?”

The response was swift. “…What in all hell.”

“Lumpenproletariats,” Epona sighed.

Bizz, however, after some thought, finally shouted…“HOLY PIXIE STICKS!”

“What is it?” Epona asked.

“I change my vote to FEFL!” Bizz answered. “He admitted to having a night action yesterday! SUSPICIOUS!.”

“She has a point.”

Soon, the votes began to add up on FEFL, who said little to describe his actions from the previous day.

“I…” FEFL began.

Songbird readied the lynching rope…

“…Bizz…” FEFL continued.

Snow_Storm put FEFL’s neck through the noose…

“...is the cop! Isn’t that suspicious?!” FEFL concluded.

Fireman kicked the stool.

“The cop’s on our side, you know.”

________________________________________________________

Ethereal Hero examined the body, fumbling around with FEFL’s pockets. “Hm…a badge with the Senate‘s insignia…”

“A member of the Senate,” Ninji mumbled.

“A bloody rag…” Ethereal Hero added.

“Senate…Framer…?” Ninji wondered. “That makes sense…”

“And a list…Some of the names on it have been crossed off.”

“He’s the Senate Framer all right.”

FEFL has been lynched! He was Numida, SENATE Framer (MAFIA Framer).

Night phase begins now. You have 24 hours to send your night actions in.

Townies and Serial Killer, PM your actions to me.

Mafia members, PM your actions to Desdemona.

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oh, well besides him then

its a girl..........................all those things masu was talking about with the cake is with her

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its a girl..........................all those things masu was talking about with the cake is with her

I DIDNT MENTION THE CAKE STUFF MAN. Besides there was the whole "I've had thicker frosting than this!" quote which made me have a seizure and pass out for a bit.

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I DIDNT MENTION THE CAKE STUFF MAN. Besides there was the whole "I've had thicker frosting than this!" quote which made me have a seizure and pass out for a bit.

then we had a flash back from that cross dressing experience

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Oh, well all the innuendo things were funny

I have one!

(People at my old school talking about putting his retainer in his mouth)

Andrew: Oh, it hurts, it hurts

Ryan: Keep it in there!

Andrew: It's so tight!

Ryan: Don't even think about taking it out. Just leave it in

Andrew: I want to take it out, it hurts

Ryan: DO NOT take it out. You need to leave it in there!

Those two guys always made the other guys laugh

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Oh, well all the innuendo things were funny

I have one!

(People at my old school talking about putting his retainer in his mouth)

Andrew: Oh, it hurts, it hurts

Ryan: Keep it in there!

Andrew: It's so tight!

Ryan: Don't even think about taking it out. Just leave it in

Andrew: I want to take it out, it hurts

Ryan: DO NOT take it out. You need to leave it in there!

Those two guys always made the other guys laugh

As always CGV WINS.

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Oh, well all the innuendo things were funny

I have one!

(People at my old school talking about putting his retainer in his mouth)

Andrew: Oh, it hurts, it hurts

Ryan: Keep it in there!

Andrew: It's so tight!

Ryan: Don't even think about taking it out. Just leave it in

Andrew: I want to take it out, it hurts

Ryan: DO NOT take it out. You need to leave it in there!

Those two guys always made the other guys laugh

As always CGV WINS.

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