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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty.

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~"

Yeah, Kanon. Lol.

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Im like:

Sweet. Finaly. Im gonna end part 1 and use elincia! "OH NO YOU ARENT!" says God.

Im like "what? micaiah has a 99 hit chance to hit jarod (who had 3 hp) for 20 damage with elight! I win!"

God says "OH REALLY NOW!?"

MICAIAH MISSES WITH A 99 AND THEN JAROD WITH A 1 CRITICAL HIT RATE CRITICALS MICIAH AND SHE DIES.

The only thing that made me happy.........I had a premonition that micaiah would suck some more so i made a battle save (i never do those for some reason)

I am now currently happily on part 3 chapter 1......THANK GOD.

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them with a stick

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Well, unless it's 100, you can always miss. And unless it's 0, you can always get a Crit. FE games have become more realistic like that, in the two GBA games (in my experience) if you had at least an 80 or higher you would always hit. And I've missed with 88s before, never anything in the 90s.

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Well, unless it's 100, you can always miss. And unless it's 0, you can always get a Crit. FE games have become more realistic like that, in the two GBA games (in my experience) if you had at least an 80 or higher you would always hit. And I've missed with 88s before, never anything in the 90s.

What games were you playing again? I see you have not had enough experience with the GBA titles.

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What games were you playing again? I see you have not had enough experience with the GBA titles.

I played both GBA games released in NA, and I have beaten Sacred Stones, so I think I've had enough experience O_o

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Well, unless it's 100, you can always miss. And unless it's 0, you can always get a Crit. FE games have become more realistic like that, in the two GBA games (in my experience) if you had at least an 80 or higher you would always hit. And I've missed with 88s before, never anything in the 90s.

Umm... dude? You never have a 100% chance to hit unless there's a skill or something your character has. 100 translates to about a 99.85 (somewhere around there) percent chance of hitting.

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I played both GBA games released in NA, and I have beaten Sacred Stones, so I think I've had enough experience O_o

Wouldn't both GBA games include Sacred Stones?

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Wouldn't both GBA games include Sacred Stones?

He's saying that he played both but didn't complete Blazing Sword.

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He's saying that he played both but didn't complete Blazing Sword.

Oh. He hasn't completed Blazing Sword!?! I shouldn't talk since it took me 7 months to beat Blazing Sword too.

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them with a stick, piercing their bodies

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