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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them with a stick, piercing their bodies and chewing their internal organs while stealing their only amount of cash from under the the money tree, which is on Elm Street. Q*Bert became an hero with incorrect grammar and saved the whole universe. Naked. And upside down. Which was impressive because he really wasn't doing anything. He cooked some yummy and delicious Arc and Hikari which actually tasted like the worst piece of chocolate cake of lie, and so he contacted Eggman for cakes of truth which made eaters explode in firey lumps of crap. These lumps talk like they were

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:D

One guy's moreso than I am, but I'm the most perverted user here.

Who's the one who made the "Who are the sexiest FE characters!" topic?

hmmm...?

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Who's the one who made the "Who are the sexiest FE characters!" topic?

hmmm...?

The first topic i made in the forest was "Whats your favorite FE yuri paring?" XD

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The first topic i made in the forest was "Whats your favorite FE yuri paring?" XD

looks like the perversion list is...

1. MaSu

2. CGV

3. Metal Arc

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looks like the perversion list is...

1. MaSu

2. CGV

3. Metal Arc

Well the stuff arc says is more Disgusting rather than perverted i think. He even grossed hika out.

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them with a stick, piercing their bodies and chewing their internal organs while stealing their only amount of cash from under the the money tree, which is on Elm Street. Q*Bert became an hero with incorrect grammar and saved the whole universe. Naked. And upside down. Which was impressive because he really wasn't doing anything. He cooked some yummy and delicious Arc and Hikari which actually tasted like the worst piece of chocolate cake of lie, and so he contacted Eggman for cakes of truth which made eaters explode in firey lumps of crap. These lumps talk like they were a big pair

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*Chewing on sweatshirt*

Neverever eat so many Lemonheads at once while on PMS ever again, Bizz

Never do it ever again ever

It magnifies your reactions to something tenfold and that's something you can't control

The talent I feel like I have right now is actual confidence due to the effects

And the normally unfazing annoyance of the neighbor kids today are now to a point where you feel like squirming on the ground and screaming because you can't sit still you need to let it out because of the excitement and elation and everything you feel at once and it shouldn't be bottled inside like this

Excuse me while I run outside screaming happy things and then start listening to music again until the police come asking what I'm on plz

fgfdgfwqjkqheeqsd;s;;;

STEFAN THE RAAAAKEMASTER

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*Chewing on sweatshirt*

Neverever eat so many Lemonheads at once while on PMS ever again, Bizz

Never do it ever again ever

It magnifies your reactions to something tenfold and that's something you can't control

The talent I feel like I have right now is actual confidence due to the effects

And the normally unfazing annoyance of the neighbor kids today are now to a point where you feel like squirming on the ground and screaming because you can't sit still you need to let it out because of the excitement and elation and everything you feel at once and it shouldn't be bottled inside like this

Excuse me while I run outside screaming happy things and then start listening to music again until the police come asking what I'm on plz

fgfdgfwqjkqheeqsd;s;;;

STEFAN THE RAAAAKEMASTER

*grasps head*

TMITMITMITMITMITMITMITMITMI

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them with a stick, piercing their bodies and chewing their internal organs while stealing their only amount of cash from under the the money tree, which is on Elm Street. Q*Bert became an hero with incorrect grammar and saved the whole universe. Naked. And upside down. Which was impressive because he really wasn't doing anything. He cooked some yummy and delicious Arc and Hikari which actually tasted like the worst piece of chocolate cake of lie, and so he contacted Eggman for cakes of truth which made eaters explode in firey lumps of crap. These lumps talk like they were a big pair of huge, enormous

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Once there was a monster named Gonzoles and he looked for candy with his BFF, until one day he lost his pet human's hat. To solve this mystery, he decided to become the Hero of Hyrule and went to the Death Egg to face off Fortuity the Crab. He was then captured by some large ugly carrot but then he got killed by a very hungry Ilyana. While in Death Egg, Ilyana ate a large snake on a purple mushroom with yellow polka dots and an orange tail the size of a crazy huge Eggman that has a weak leg that he can't walk on because he fell down the toilet and landed in his pet cow's shit. Ilyana finished eating reality so we are safe, for now. Eliwood was dumb enough to barrel roll through a field of rotton tomatoes. Lyn was hot, and she was very very sweaty, her nipples showing, and she went up to Florina and said "I really love you! I'm so wet, but it feels like I'm retarded." Florina's reaction was a joyous one, she wet herself and said "I need it now", so Lyn jumped her bones with a giant potato in Florina's gloryhole and they exploded. Lyn decided to cum on Florina except not really. What really happened was that stuff exploded in Lyn. Meanwhile in the Ostian castle, Raven attacked one of the castle's Generals thus killing himself except not really. But Pikachu died. "I crave some Dominos' Cheezy Bread..."said Ilyana while playing TWEWY. Then she started eating dead people's organs out of hunger and boredom while Eliwood got out of jury duty. Ayu screamed "Uguu~" because dragons were killing the natives and beating them with a stick, piercing their bodies and chewing their internal organs while stealing their only amount of cash from under the the money tree, which is on Elm Street. Q*Bert became an hero with incorrect grammar and saved the whole universe. Naked. And upside down. Which was impressive because he really wasn't doing anything. He cooked some yummy and delicious Arc and Hikari which actually tasted like the worst piece of chocolate cake of lie, and so he contacted Eggman for cakes of truth which made eaters explode in firey lumps of crap. These lumps talk like they were a big pair of huge, enormous breasts that bounced

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