Percivalé Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 NOT FA DON'T KILL FA Sophia is fine though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 As I walked through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anoder Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Yes that is the real song... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 No, it isn't. Coolio made "Gangster Paradise" before all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 No, it isn't. Coolio made "Gangster Paradise" before all of them. True.... But still...mine is good amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I haven't read it yet. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I haven't read it yet. XD ARE YOU KIDDING ME[/snake] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Smoke a lot of cigarettes. In two months, you're be no longer singing. But I like my health and my voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I just read it. It's good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I just read it. It's good. *Suzakulols* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 (edited) NOT FADON'T KILL FA Sophia is fine though But if I don't kill Fa, then she'll snitch on me and I'll no longer be mayor! I got it! I lock up Fa in a dark, scary dungeon with a bunch of Dark Dragons and Demon Dragons while I snap Sophia's neck! Great, now freakin' Sigurd heard me. How many people I got to kill to cover my ass? (Shots Sigurd in the head and breaks Sophia's neck.) Fireman! Doc, you gotta help me! I think I'm going crazy and I don't want the city to learn of my past actions! Edited October 23, 2008 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Just sing your heart out. If you're not good, you're not good. If they like you, then be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 But if I don't kill Fa, then she'll snitch on me and I'll no longer be mayor!I got it! I lock up Fa in a dark, scary dungeon with a bunch of Dark Dragons and Demon Dragons while I snap Sophia's neck! Great, now freakin' Sigurd heard me. How many people I got to kill to cover my ass? (Shots Sigurd in the head and breaks Sophia's neck.) Fireman! Doc, you gotta help me! I think I'm going crazy and I don't want the city to learn of my past actions! I'll keep Fa quiet. I'll make her promise not to tell. But she is mine and if you harm a single hair on her body, the mayor will be no more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Just sing your heart out. If you're not good, you're not good.If they like you, then be happy. Well, I never said I thought I was totally bad. I'm happy enough to be in a cappella, but chamber would be an honor I'm planning on taking choir every single year regardless. So, you're right. I'll just sing the best I can I wish I could give you guys an exapmle but I don't have a mic anymore ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janus Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 (edited) I'll keep Fa quiet. I'll make her promise not to tell. But she is mine and if you harm a single hair on her body, the mayor will be no more Goddamit, and I just hired the Loput Church to burn her for the Child Hunt today. Julius has a fuckin' fever And freakin' Gandolf was killed in battle by Marth and Linda's hand. Indou's sleeping with King Zephiel, so she's no help with her laying on her back for that bastard. Medus is in his temple waiting for Marth's attack. And the Black Knight is a crybaby, so he's no help! Man, why all my villian buddies are busy! I need to wipe some blood off my hands! Damn, Grandbell will have me beheaded for these crimes! King Tribant! He'll know what to do! I hire his dragon knights to kill any and all witnesses! Edited October 23, 2008 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny: spider bitten Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Why? I was up until 8 this morning. Couldn't sleep. Insomnia. Then I worked an 11 hour shift. And I'm now at 31 hours. Looking for question 2. I'm actually shaking a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Goddamit, and I just hired the Loput Church to burn her for the Child Hunt today. Julius has a fuckin' fever And freakin' Gandolf was killed in battle by Marth and Linda's hand. Indou's sleeping with King Zephiel, so she's no help with her laying on her back for that bastard. Medus is in his temple waiting for Marth's attack. And the Black Knight is a crybaby, so he's no help! Man, why all my villian buddies are busy! I need to wipe some blood off my hands! You can hire me as a villian buddy, I'm an awesum SE boss But Fa is not to be harmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 (edited) You can hire me as a villian buddy, I'm an awesum SE bossBut Fa is not to be harmed Okay, I shall hire your services, but if I am to be betrayed, I shall have your head in my trophy case! Dr. Fireman, I can hear voices in my head. What's wrong with me? Edited October 23, 2008 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'm wearing gray underwear today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Better than a gray potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Okay, I shall hire your services, but if I am to be betrayed, I shall have your head in my trophy case!Dr. Fireman, I can hear voices in my head. What's wrong with me? Do not worry! I would never betray you as long as you keep your word! Me and my precious Atki (awesum sword name) are at your service! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Better than a gray potato. good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Good. Hey Fireman, I keep hearing these voices in my head. It's scaring me! What gives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Fireman has gone on a long vacation to cuckoo land. Please leave a message after the beep. Oink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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