Jayvee94 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 (edited) Hey guys. Let's make a hilarious thread about nitpicking CinemaSins format. Yes, that format. Let's do it chapter by chapter. Here's the guidelines: *quote line or occurrence here* *comment her* *ding * +1 (or in case of fanservice) *optional comment here* *ngid* -1 Examples: *Camilla is speaking* Camilla IS my sister in this scene *ding* +1 *For each mention of Sub-human* That's racist *ding* If the occurrence happens to frequently, add it to the bonus round. Let's open the sin count Prologue: Ties that Bind Edited May 17, 2016 by Jayvee94 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfAwakened Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Well... um, when the second enemy comes out for you to attack, it kinda randomly comes out of thin air so... Enemy ambushes Corrin with perfect timing, out of completely nowhere, just to get immediately killed for EXP. Coincidence? I think not! *ding* I dunno. :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayvee94 Posted May 14, 2016 Author Share Posted May 14, 2016 (edited) All characters which can be recruited are present in this chapter to convince Corrin on which he or she should side with. BRILLIANT! *ding* Edited May 14, 2016 by Jayvee94 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 . . .I'm tempted to move this to Far from the Forest. Or Forum Games. Regardless, this doesn't seem very serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saisymbolic Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Revelation. *ding* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 . . .and off to Forum Games with you. ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 babyrealms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 babyrealms At least they make sense?(do I ding or no) Velouria isn't a D cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiac Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 *your mothers dies for overly dramatic and almost unnecessary effect, to fit in with almost every other Fire Emblem Lord losing their parents* *ding* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayvee94 Posted May 15, 2016 Author Share Posted May 15, 2016 Guys! Chapter by chapter. Anyway Chapter 1: Nohr *Corrin wakes up* It's all just a dream cliche *ding* Corrin: There are Hoshidans calling me their brother/sister. Yet my siblings are her in Nohr. Foreshadowing *ding* Flora uses her powers with her sister Discount Elsa *ding* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Ah, this brings me back to a few weeks ago. Anyway: Thats racist instances: "Nohrian scum!" "Gaze upon an empty White throne" White and black dragons etc. Chapter 1: Game rips off one on one training fight from Path of Radiance. Leo is a Prince. Doesn't he have servants to dress him? A moment of silence for all the people who got diabetes because of Elise. Chapter 2: Garon really would rather use some extremely important prisoners as training fodder rather than hostages? Okay... How did the prisoners get captured anyway, if the Faceless just kill everyone and Nohr can't attack Hoshido? Game names Iago after one of the greatest villains in history, renowned for his subtlety and sneakiness, when Iago is Iago. Ah well, still beats Macbeth. So how exactly did Rinkah and Kaze get away after Chapter 2? Xander is even more powerful than we thought! Chapter 3: If Hoshido has their barrier why do they even bother guarding the border, especially BEYOND THE BARRIER! Shockingly enough, Hans attacking does not obligate Corrin to continue on to actually take the fort. Nohr rips off the tactic of using Maids as soldiers from... that one country that used maids as soldiers. Yeah, you know the one! I don't even have to say it! And so the sinning is interrupted by lunch! The problem with this is that Cinemasins usually is nitpick but there are too many actual things wrong with Fate's story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayvee94 Posted May 17, 2016 Author Share Posted May 17, 2016 Ah, this brings me back to a few weeks ago. Anyway: Thats racist instances: "Nohrian scum!" "Gaze upon an empty White throne" White and black dragons etc. Chapter 1: Game rips off one on one training fight from Path of Radiance. Leo is a Prince. Doesn't he have servants to dress him? A moment of silence for all the people who got diabetes because of Elise. Chapter 2: Garon really would rather use some extremely important prisoners as training fodder rather than hostages? Okay... How did the prisoners get captured anyway, if the Faceless just kill everyone and Nohr can't attack Hoshido? Game names Iago after one of the greatest villains in history, renowned for his subtlety and sneakiness, when Iago is Iago. Ah well, still beats Macbeth. So how exactly did Rinkah and Kaze get away after Chapter 2? Xander is even more powerful than we thought! Chapter 3: If Hoshido has their barrier why do they even bother guarding the border, especially BEYOND THE BARRIER! Shockingly enough, Hans attacking does not obligate Corrin to continue on to actually take the fort. Nohr rips off the tactic of using Maids as soldiers from... that one country that used maids as soldiers. Yeah, you know the one! I don't even have to say it! And so the sinning is interrupted by lunch! The problem with this is that Cinemasins usually is nitpick but there are too many actual things wrong with Fate's story. Thanks, keep this up. By the way, I added a new poll so we could decide on which path to take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blah the Prussian Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Minus sins, to get them out of the way: BEWARE ARTHUR'S SIN REMOVING ABILITY OF JUSTICE! Chapter 10. Minus 100 sins. Every time Lost in Thoughts All Alone plays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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