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Three dudes were going back home after a party, a blind man, a deaf one and a bald one. Since they had no ride, they had to head on back on foot.

They came upon a forest and midway through, the blind dude says:

"I'm starting to see shadows, man."

The deaf one says afterwards:

"I hear noises."

And finally, the bald dude says with a trembling voice:

"Lets go back, what if they pull us by the hair."

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Try to outstupid this joke, if you can call this one:

"What do you call the two sexiest animals on a farm?

Brown chicken, brown cow"

Try to suppress your probably increasing urges to kill. Somebody actually did try to make this joke, and some actually thought to was funny.

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