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Cathuria is the abode of gods and the land of unnumbered cities of gold. Its forests are of aloe and sandalwood, even as the fragrant groves of Camorin, and among the trees flutter gay birds sweet with song. On the green and flowery mountains of Cathuria stand temples of pink marble, rich with carven and painted glories, and having in their courtyards cool fountains of silver, where purl with ravishing music the scented waters that come from the grotto-born river Narg. And the cities of Cathuria are cinctured with golden walls, and their pavements also are of gold. In the gardens of these cities are strange orchids, and perfumed lakes whose beds are of coral and amber. At night the streets and the gardens are lit with gay lanthorns fashioned from the three-coloured shell of the tortoise, and here resound the soft notes of the singer and the lutanist. And the houses of the cities of Cathuria are all palaces, each built over a fragrant canal bearing the waters of the sacred Narg. Of marble and porphyry are the houses, and roofed with glittering gold that reflects the rays of the sun and enhances the splendour of the cities as blissful gods view them from the distant peaks. Fairest of all is the palace of the great monarch Dorieb, whom some say to be a demigod and others a god. High is the palace of Dorieb, and many are the turrets of marble upon its walls. In its wide halls many multitudes assemble, and here hang the trophies of the ages. And the roof is of pure gold, set upon tall pillars of ruby and azure, and having such carven figures of gods and heroes that he who looks up to those heights seems to gaze upon the living Olympus. And the floor of the palace is of glass, under which flow the cunningly lighted waters of the Narg, gay with gaudy fish not known beyond the bounds of lovely Cathuria.

- H.P. Lovecraft, The White Ship

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Wasn't there a Roman god that had a huge wang?

there's an obscure type of roman art, called a sopio, which is a type of overly sexualized caricature used to depict things with an abnormally large penis, a really famous one being mercury

look it up, i'm not sure i'm allowed to link it here

the word is referenced once in catullus 37 and i think pompey has a quote where he mentions it

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there's an obscure type of roman art, called a sopio, which is a type of overly sexualized caricature used to depict things with an abnormally large penis, a really famous one being mercury

look it up, i'm not sure i'm allowed to link it here

the word is referenced once in catullus 37 and i think pompey has a quote where he mentions it

Speaking of catullus I get the feeling Caesar didn't have a particularly big one, speaking of deified Roman humans ;)

horace found out

I don't think roman poet horace wrote much lewd stuff tbh.

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