Steven Tyler Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) You wake up this morning to the buzzing of your alarm clock. You get up and walk to the bathroom to freshen up. You let out a deafening scream to discover you're not in your own body, but in the body of your favorite Fire Emblem character! Now, what would you do within the body of your favorite Fire Emblem character, wheaver he or she be a villain, hero, supporting or minor character Me: Have sex with my hot wife who I don't know is my half-sister. I stole her from her last husband who I killed seventeen years ago but it's all cool because I'm the empire of the nation. Our son's a bit of a nutcase. I woke up as Celice from FE4 and I'm freaking out. I say to myself "It's a dream" and I punch myself. I can feel pain and I think if I did any hard drugs from the night before. Silly me, I don't do drugs! The next thing I do is smile and see that everyone I see in a FE character. I also find Rana and Julia in bed naked together and hugging each other. That put a smile on my face and I say in a M. Bison's voice "YESH!!! YESH!!!" Rana makes me breakfast while Julia is being a lazy freeloader. Edited October 14, 2008 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I woke up as Pent and had sex with louise started to burn ppl with magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynthia Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I have no idea what I'd do if I woke up as Leanne, but all I can say is I would never own a mirror, seeing how beautiful I would be would be too much to handle constantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I'M HAAR AND I'M GONNA SLEEP ALL DAY AND SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES THE FIVE MICROSECONDS I'M NOT ASLEEP RA RA RA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I wake up in the Black Knight's body, teleport to some place and kill somebody, and then just be a total badass and take over the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) I wake up at Zephiel and I will marry Idoun....and any girl I like. World is boring without woman. Edited October 14, 2008 by soluuloi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I'd wake up as Haar, do my job and take naps whenever the hell I can. Haar's probably the character I'm most similar too... except I don't think I can say I'm strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I wake up, and see that i'm Mist! yay, valkyries and magic swords FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 Alternate Universe: I wake up as Minerva from FE1 and FE3. In this world, my sister and myself ACTUALLY have a relationship where we love each other very much. I hop on my dragon and help train the next generation of Dragon and Pegi Riders. I'm in a center of controversy because I decided to sleep with Marth who in turn is married to Sheeda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I wake up as Priscilla. I don't really know what I do... I stare at the mirror for a while marveling at how cute I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) I have no idea what I'd do if I woke up as Leanne, but all I can say is I would never own a mirror, seeing how beautiful I would be would be too much to handle constantly. XD? Hector, I'd own anyone...especially the ladies in bed Edited October 14, 2008 by Ocelot the Viper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I wake up as Priscilla. I don't really know what I do... I stare at the mirror for a while marveling at how cute I am. No thinking about your lord brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiba Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I woke up as sain, then I said fuck this and went back to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 lol! CGV and Fox= Incestuous siblings! :o oh my! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 lol!CGV and Fox= Incestuous siblings! :o oh my! AOD has joked about that in the chat over 20 times already.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 AOD has joked about that in the chat over 20 times already.......... i wouldn't know, since i hardly ever go to the chats. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) I can't choose between these two so... I woke up as Ike and went straight Elincia's place to "thank" her for everything she did I woke up as Sothe and took the silver-haired maiden on a hot date and ended with a "good night" shit, I am a fucking perve am i... Edited October 14, 2008 by CGV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I can't choose between these two so...I woke up as Ike and went straight Elincia's place to "thank" her for everything she did I woke up as Sothe and took the silver-haired maiden on a hot date and ended with a "good night" shit, I am a fucking perve am i... No doubt there my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Have sex with my hot wife who I don't know is my half-sister. I stole her from her last husband who I killed seventeen years ago but it's all cool because I'm the empire of the nation. Our son's a bit of a nutcase. I woke up as Celice from FE4 and I'm freaking out. I say to myself "It's a dream" and I punch myself. I can feel pain and I think if I did any hard drugs from the night before. Silly me, I don't do drugs! The next thing I do is smile and see that everyone I see in a FE character. I also find Rana and Julia in bed naked together and hugging each other. That put a smile on my face and I say in a M. Bison's voice "YESH!!! YESH!!!" Rana makes me breakfast while Julia is being a lazy freeloader. I woke up as Pent and had sex with louise started to burn ppl with magic. At least I'm not alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 I woke up as Lackesis, who in turn wake up with some guy I met in a bar the other night. Last one for the night: Wake up as Dieck from FE6. I'm a mercenary and hitman working for the U.S. army along side with my militia group. My basement holds our shitload of axes, spears, swords, and guns. This afternoon, I am to met up with a kid name Roy to help him in his personal conflicts. The life of the solider of fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I can't choose between these two so...I woke up as Ike and went straight Elincia's place to "thank" her for everything she did I woke up as Sothe and took the silver-haired maiden on a hot date and ended with a "good night" shit, I am a fucking perve am i... My guess is Micaiah gave you a "massage" with a special happy ending...XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 My guess is Micaiah gave you a "massage" with a special happy ending...XD That's one way of putting it :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 (edited) I wake up as Lucius and- You know what? I don't think this can end well at all! What the fuck am I supposed to do, eh? :P Edited October 14, 2008 by ZXValaRevan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I wake up as Lucius and- You know what? I don't think this can end well at all! What the fuck am I supposed to do, eh? :P Care for children in an orphanage because you can avoid all accusations of being a pedophile since you can easily pass off as a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 I'd wake up as Jeigan and spend most of my day giving advice to a 19-year-old dimwit. I'd also get angry threaten a gutless bald guy somewhere along the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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