Chen Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 strangest event that has happened to me in the 16 years of my life, i got onto a train and this grandma (who i didn't know) motioned for me to sit down, lifting her bags up. seemed nice! so i sat down, nothing strange about this right? nothing at all? no! no! you could not be more wrong! this is where everything went south! she looked to me and said "happy new year" in this low voice, followed by an even lower "i looooooooove yoooooooooou..." i didn't know what to do. my friend was next to me. we were both very visibly, creeped out then she leaned into my coat and, i think, enjoyed how soft it was. not sure about this, but she might have wanted to kiss me. i rejected her in every form possible i got off at the next stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Did she, like, ask for you to sit on her lap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 No thank god it was just a grandma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 But where did she tell you to sit? I didn't get this part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 next to her, which i guess was safe enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twice Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 grandma got run over by a reindeer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 TIL chen is 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) TIL chen is 16 ________________ better than some guy you no nothing about learning things about you on the internet Edited January 6, 2017 by Captain Karnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 i can't believe i'm an it =( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 it's also a female the fuck dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 it's easy to find out by the way people type I'll get rid of it anyways it was a 50/50 guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twice Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 I'm an alien robot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) i can't believe i'm an it =( To be fair, your gender is undisclosed on your avatar profile. Sorry, my first reaction was to laugh, but sorry if that episode made you uncomfortable. So, I won't make any jokes. Edited January 6, 2017 by Rezzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twice Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 I thought saying they/them also existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 dw i laughed myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 I thought saying they/them also existed True, but grammar nazis will claim that they is plural, whereas it is singular neuter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twice Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 dw i laughed myself I had a patient who was like 90+ years old insist on wanting to give me a back rub the other day, if it makes you feel any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinumi Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 love u chen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Chen I don't think you want to be a chick magnet in this way. It's kind of weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 i don't like raisins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 I'd tease Chen some, but she's young enough to be my daughter, and this is already wrong enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 RAISINS RUIN EVERY FOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 RAISINS RUIN EVERY FOOD EVEN CARROT CAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Raisins are fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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