Fireman Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 (edited) One day, in the forest, when all was chaotic and loopy... Raven: Hey, CGV. I'm bored. Wanna rob a bank? CGV: HELL YEAH! 15 minutes later of blindly stumbling into every trap set, Raven and CGV, wearing pantyhose on their head, reach a small, locked safe. CGV: Aha! We made it! Raven uses the flat end of his Steel Sword© to wack the lock open. After 6 hours of continuous banging, the lock falls off and Raven and CGV discover cups of white liquid in them. Raven: The fuck? Yogurt? CGV: Might as well eat it. CGV and Raven chug the white liquid down their throats. Raven spits out the liquid in disgust and CGV begins to choke as he notices the sign on the wall that says 'Sperm Bank'. In the blink of an eye, a tornado with 'property of Zephrion' illogically labeled on it materializes out of thin air along with Metal Arc. The tornado hits CGV at full force. CGV: Dammit Zephrion! Metal Arc: Silly Raven. Sperm is for kids. THE END And if you're wondering, yes, I did indeed half-ass this. Edited October 21, 2008 by Fireman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 HAHAHAHA! nice is this season six or some kind of spinoff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted October 21, 2008 Author Share Posted October 21, 2008 HAHAHAHA! niceis this season six or some kind of spinoff? Um...it's whatever you want it to be. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 th.....th...they ate...........m...me *cries in corner* wait never mind saw it turned out to be sperm, that is fine i guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 How does a tornado attain a label? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted October 21, 2008 Author Share Posted October 21, 2008 How does a tornado attain a label? Um...use your imagination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 It has no opposable thumbs! How is it supposed to use a label maker?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 (edited) *CGV, Raven, Masu, Yogurt, and Metal Arc are watching TV* TV: We'll be right back with more Shuffle, after this! CGV: I love this anime. So many girls to choose from. Rin is a lucky guy Raven: You said it. He can become king of the gods or king of the demons by just marrying a hottie. Not bad MaSu: If only I had that kind of charm... CGV: I would totally choose Cia. The red long hair, cuteness and Ayu's voice from Kanon are all pointing in my direction MaSu: Don't think too hard or you will be pointing in a direction... Yogurt: But his fingers are behind his head MaSu: I know... Metal Arc: My commercial is here! TV commercial: *MA is dancing... like you think MA would dance* Hey everyone! Do you want cheese? Do you want it in your pants? Do you want your pants on fire? If so, come to MA's pizza palace, now with free flaming cheese pants when you buy two adult size pants! Raven: MA?! Was that you? In a commercial?!?! CGV: I remember you saying that, but i thought that was just gibberish Metal Arc: It was! But I told some guy and he said it was a good product and he opened a store and named it after me, using the flame pants to be his number one product! Yogurt: MA thought of a good idea and got on a commercial and a store named after him? MaSu: And beat CGV at Mario Kart Wii CGV: I don't wanna remember that... Raven: I guess for all your gibberish and ridiculous lines, some of it is actually worth while, even to make money Metal Arc: Do you guys really think I just say stuff for fun? *They all give "the look"* CGV: Anyway, those new pizza pants look cool. I wanna order some Yogurt: Yeah me too Raven: Sure I could try one MaSu: Flaming pants rule!!! Metal Arc: So does duct tape! CGV: Shuffle is back, guys! *All turn attention toward TV... Sia comes on the screen in the beach scene with her bathing suit on* MaSu: CGV... you better calm down... Raven: I'd say I don't wanna know, but I think I already do... CGV: I'm sorry! She's so damn cute! Yogurt: I agree as well CGV *Raven and MaSu give him "the look"* Yogurt: Not like THAT! Raven and MaSu: whew! Metal Arc: Are they gonna have a heart attack?! CGV: Wrong anime, MA... Metal Arc: Oh... CGV: Speaking of which, I wonder what Fireman is doing right now? *In some library, Fireman is reading a poem to kids* Fireman: This is a story yet untold Of a man whose hearts of others he must now hold A ruler of stealth, a champion of wealth *holds out hand* That will be 10,000 gold Edited October 31, 2008 by CGV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 *CGV, Raven, Masu, Yogurt, and Metal Arc are watching TV*TV: We'll be right back with more Shuffle, after this! CGV: I love this anime. So many girls to choose from. Rin is a lucky guy Raven: You said it. He can become king of the gods or king of the demons by just marrying a hottie. Not bad MaSu: If only I had that kind of charm... CGV: I would totally choose Cia. The red long hair, cuteness and Ayu's voice from Kanon are all pointing in my direction MaSu: Don't think too hard or you will be pointing in a direction... Yogurt: But his fingers are behind his head MaSu: I know... Metal Arc: My commercial is here! TV commercial: *MA is dancing... like you think MA would dance* Hey everyone! Do you want cheese? Do you want it in your pants? Do you want your pants on fire? If so, come to MA's pizza palace, now with free flaming cheese pants when you buy two adult size pants! Raven: MA?! Was that you? In a commercial?!?! CGV: I remember you saying that, but i thought that was just gibberish Metal Arc: It was! But I told some guy and he said it was a good product and he opened a store and named it after me, using the flame pants to be his number one product! Yogurt: MA thought of a good idea and got on a commercial and a store named after him? MaSu: And beat CGV at Mario Kart Wii CGV: I don't wanna remember that... Raven: I guess for all your gibberish and ridiculous lines, some of it is actually worth while, even to make money Metal Arc: Do you guys really think I just say stuff for fun? *They all give "the look"* CGV: Anyway, those new pizza pants look cool. I wanna order some Yogurt: Yeah me too Raven: Sure I could try one MaSu: Flaming pants rule!!! Metal Arc: So does duct tape! CGV: Shuffle is back, guys! *All turn attention toward TV... Cia comes on the screen in the beach scene with her bathing suit on* MaSu: CGV... you better calm down... Raven: I'd say I don't wanna know, but I think I already do... CGV: I'm sorry! She's so damn cute! Yogurt: I agree as well CGV *Raven and MaSu give him "the look"* Yogurt: Not like THAT! Raven and MaSu: whew! Metal Arc: Are they gonna have a heart attack?! CGV: Wrong anime, MA... Metal Arc: Oh... CGV: Speaking of which, I wonder what Fireman is doing right now? *In some library, Fireman is reading a poem to kids* Fireman: This is a story yet untold Of a man whose hearts of others he must now hold A ruler of stealth, a champion of wealth *holds out hand* That will be 10,000 gold XD Nice work CGV! lol Plus, yours was funny too Fireman! I may try to come up with one for later on today or tomorrow. I may not be able to get it done that soon though... I is not having a speciality with humor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 WHY I AM I NOT IN THIS!!!! I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid. Nice job CGV and Fireman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Lol, somehow I always envisioned MA selling flaming cheese pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 You spelled Sia wrong. Lisianthus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I knew I'd spell it wrong *edits* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 bumpidy umpidy ump somebody write another episode ;( i would be like, a paragraph takes me like 2 hours to write in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 NEEDS MOAR CHAPTERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 when im not swamped with school or writers block I'll write something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I guess i'll try and write one...... *is found dead 15 minutes latter with a knife in his hand/chest* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Adam: Hello passengers, this is your captain speaking, thank you for flying Air Rabbit *CGV Wakes up on board a mysterious airplane and sees fellow foresters along side him* CGV:huh...wha..how..did we get here? Adam: That is for me to know and you never to find out... *rest of passengers wake up* All: uh where are we CGV: on board a plane going God knows where.... Yogurt: Who is flying the plane CGV:.....Adam....... *yogurt faints* Raven:WHY!!!WHY!!!!!!! Adam:That is easy.....i was bored...... Fireman: Do you even know how to fly? Adam:........maybe......... Masu:......we're dead......all dead..... *20 minutes later* Adam:OHHH GOD OH GOD WE ARE OUT OF FUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!! All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Adam:wait.........that's the intercom light not the fuel light......... Masu:.................... *Masu pays fireman 10,000 gold and tells him to take out Adam* *Adam pays fire man 10,001 gold to throw Masu out of the plane* Fireman:...sorry...he is the highest bidder..... *Fireman throws Masu out of plane but not without handing him a parachute* Masu:uhh how do yo....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *splat* *Yogurt wakes up* Yogurt:wah....I was having a nice dream about fo......never mind.......so...whats new... Hika:Oi, yeah, we all almost died and Masu was thrown *A large explosion is heard outside* Masu:YOU ASS HOLES!!!!!!!IF I DIE YOU ALL COME WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Masu blows up the other engine* All:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Plane crashes and lights forest on fire burning it to the ground* CGV: Adam shut up we are trying to watch a movie Adam:aww i was having the most wonderful dream..... Yogurt: We don't care now pass the popcorn :D my first time...i hope it is good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 (edited) ^nice! My turn (I finally have time) *CGV watching Yu-Gi-Oh abriged* CGV: Haha! Wow, this is pretty good. Littlekuriboh is a genius. Anywho *turns off computer* I'm done for now. Let's see what everyone is up to *exits room* Yogurt: Hey, GGV Adam: Hey! Bianchi: How's it goin? Hika: What were you doing in your room all alone with a computer and a fast working internet? CGV: Not what YOU think MaSu: *sigh* soooooo bored..... Fox: We haven't taken over anything for a while CGV: I got an idea! Since I'm the leader, let's go take over a territory Lyle: Yes, Haruhi Suzumiya CGV: I'm not Haruhi Suzumiya Lyle: I know, you're not a hot girl, but that statement sounded like her CGV: Huh? Anyway, let's go! I'll call everyone *in the yugioh abridged henchmen's voice* Attention units! My hair is telling me it's time to take over a territory! Fox: How much yugioh abridged did you watch in there? CGV: Not that much... in America! *everyone facepalms* Adam: Let's go take a territory by beating them at a card game! MaSu: Not you, too Adam... Yogurt: What did you expect? MaSu: Good point CGV: Wow, that show really sticks. Anyway, let's go take over Kaiba Co-, I mean... a territory! Bianchi: And where would we go exactly? CGV: Well, the girls' clothing store isn't a bad place to start, we could start by infiltrating the chang- Fox and Bianchi: *WHACK* We are NOT losing the one place guys can't go! MaSu to Lyle and Adam: Or so they think Fox: What was that? MaSu: Uhhh, nothing! Fox: *Gives evil glare* Bianchi: But seriously, CGV, we should wait until there's a place to take over. Until then we should just relax here CGV: *sigh* I guess Bianchi: I'm gonna go shoot some pool *All the guys get bad ideas* Fox: She said SHOOT pool, not go in it, geez... All the guys: Damn... *Girls leave* Hika: We have a pool table here? MaSu: For this episode... yes CGV: Why don't we go in the pool for a change MaSu: With no girls? Yogurt: Can we do that? Lyle: Is that legal? Adam: I have no underwear on! CGV: Sure... *looks at Adam* wait, huh? *looks away* Anyway, I mean, we might as well. We haven't gone in the pool once Lyle: You sure about that? CGV: Well, never actually PLANNING on goin in anyway Adam: Let's go play that game where you throw the puck down the board Yogurt: That's craps Adam: Haha! You said crap CGV: Anyway, let's go *All the guys change and go to the pool only to see that girls were actually planning to go in the pool in the first place, but didn't say so for obvious reasons... and on this particular day... the girls decided to go skinny dipping* Hika: Wow, the guys are actually going in the pool for once MaSu: Yeah it seems kinda weird. Oh well, it'll be alright CGV: Let's go! *All guys run to the pool and see the girls standing up, then glancing to see who was coming toward them. Seeing it was the guys, they got REALLY embarrassed... Can you guess why?* All the guys: HOLY **** ON A ******* SANDWHICH!!!! Edited October 31, 2008 by CGV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 *gets a mental image* *leaves room for a minute* lol that was good :D i may try to write another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flarp22 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I chuckled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiba Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Hika: Wow, the guys are actually going in the pool for once shouldn't that line be girls instead of guys, I thought you were looking at girls not guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Hika: Wow, the guys are actually going in the pool for onceshouldn't that line be girls instead of guys, I thought you were looking at girls not guys the guys never swim, the girls do, like how everybody has walked in on them one time or another Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiba Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 yeah well the wording makes it look like hika is a girl and is with the girls and looks at the guys and is saying that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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