Fireman Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 This is the topic where you post jokes that receive a spontaneous "Huuuh?" (or at least not like epic lawls right away) but then receives a big "OOOOOHHHHHH" after the jokes is figured out. Here's one I heard today. A woman slaps her husband and says, "That's for fourty years of bad sex!". The husband thinks for a bit, slaps his wife, and responds, "That's for knowing the difference!" Anyone get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I get it. She wouldn't know what "good" sex was unless she was having it with someone else. I currently do not have one to add. :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 (edited) yup, the woman had sleep with the others so she know how bad her husband compare to the others. Edited October 21, 2008 by soluuloi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¬_¬ Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 the wife so be da slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 the wife so be da slut. and the husband is a useless, he need a new weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted October 21, 2008 Author Share Posted October 21, 2008 and the husband is a useless, he need a new weapon. Preferably a longer weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 And silver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 And silver. if only his wife is a vampire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 We're not trying to kill her, just boost the Mt of his weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 (edited) fuck shit Gheb ass sons of a bitch this topic was absolutly needed. These two lovers like sex in the dark. One night the girl turns on the light to figure out that her husband has been using a dildo all this time. so she says: Explain the dildo!! He says: Explain the kids. Edited October 21, 2008 by Gatrie: Guns Blazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted October 21, 2008 Author Share Posted October 21, 2008 fuck shit Gheb ass sons of a bitchthis topic was absolutly needed. These two lovers like sex in the dark. One night the girl turns on the light to figure out that her husband has been using a dildo all this time. so she says: Explain the dildo!! He says: Explain the kids. Similar to the first one. She's been getting down with other guys. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Similar to the first one. She's been getting down with other guys. ^^ Nah! It's because he use a chinese dildo! Chinese things always end up like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Similar to the first one. She's been getting down with other guys. ^^ twas the point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 allright, my turn. A warrior go to battlefield but he so worry about his sluty wife so he place a virgin belt on her. He trust the key to his closest friend and go to battlefield. He have just go out of the village and his friend call him back. His friend say:" Hey guy, the key was wrong!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 allright, my turn. A warrior go to battlefield but he so worry about his sluty wife so he place a virgin belt on her. He trust the key to his closest friend and go to battlefield. He have just go out of the village and his friend call him back. His friend say:" Hey guy, the key was wrong!" he tried to unlock it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 he tried to unlock it XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 (edited) Joke you say? Well, I have a few to tell: A man is driving his car, and he hits a woman who walked in the way. Who's fault was it? -The man's, for driving in the kitchen. But seriously, sexism is funny stuff. Edited October 21, 2008 by Shuuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 But seriously, sexism is funny stuff. Sadly, some political correct members here will tell you otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny: spider bitten Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I've heard jokes that aren't supposed to be funny but are. That's not quite the same, though. And I don't think they'd be popular anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Sadly, some political correct members here will tell you otherwise. Here is a brilliant joke: Political correctness is a good idea... Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Joke you say? Well, I have a few to tell:A man is driving his car, and he hits a woman who walked in the way. Who's fault was it? -The man's, for driving in the kitchen. But seriously, sexism is funny stuff. No, sexism is stupid. Joke sexism is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Here is a brilliant joke:Political correctness is a good idea... Haha. Here is an even more brilliant joke: Penis... Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny: spider bitten Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Why did the little kid drop the lollipop? But yeah, most of the jokes in this topic are great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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