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oh cracker jack!!!


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*ahem* as I was saying, I went the pub for a pint with the blokes, and BLIMEY!!! The hot fuzz took me boys to Scotland Yard! I was flabbergasted, I SAY! FLABBERGASTED! WOT! WOT! So I pranced on up to the fuzz and I asked them: CHEERIO! CHEERIO! Good day guvna! I say...anyone for a game of tennis? WOT! OH BUGGAH! NO NEED TO TALK! A NOD'S AS GOOD TO A WINK TO A BLIND BAT! EH? EH? EH?--and by great odin's raven the old chap kicked me in the nickers! i say to him: OH! OH! YOUR WICKED! YOUR WICKED! How 'bout you gents sit and have a spot of Earl Grey?--THOSE BLASTED DASTARDS KICKED ME AGAIN!! WHAT NERVE! I SAY! WHAT NERVE! WE NEVER EVEN GOT TO TWIDDLE OUR THUMBS OVER RUGBY...nor did we even have a single crumpet...SO I DECIDED TO UNLEASH THE TIGER!!!

im in the yard now...mind you...wot. wot.

well pip pip cheerio! Mums the word! Good day gents! Thats all I have to say.

now scat!

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[...] and by great odin's raven the old chap kicked me in the nickers! [...]
I personally would have elected to use the term goolies over knickers in this context because it sounds less feminine.
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