Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 As police cars in Minnetonka, Minn., chased suspected burglar Grayson Clevenger, 27, an officer who knew Clevenger's cell-phone number called to persuade him to give up. Clevenger picked up the phone and, according to officers, yelled, "Dude, I can't talk! I'm being chased by the police!" He was captured a short time later. More stories to come soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Lulz. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 More. A wave of motorists fondling themselves in drive-thru lanes of Seattle-area espresso stands continues, police said, despite a recent arrest. In August, an employee of Java Girls in Parkland, Wash., disgusted with a bra-wearing man, tossed boiling water in his face (to which he reportedly responded, "Oooh, yeah" and drove off). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 More. Firefighters responding to a burning house in Crystal Lake, Ill., in April were told by three people fleeing that another man was in the basement, chained by the neck to a post. When rescued, the man denied that anything was wrong. Said the deputy police chief, "We're not really sure what everyone's relationship in this is," and consequently no one was charged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Hurricane plows through cemetery, hundreds feared dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 SO MUCH WIN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 Hurricane plows through cemetery, hundreds feared dead. Lol. Joseph Manzanares, 19, pleaded guilty in April to disorderly conduct in Commerce City, Colo., after police were called to a domestic disturbance, as he and his ex-girlfriend, who are the parents of a toddler, fought over which local street gang's colors (hers or his) the kid would wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 Brad Adams, 52, crashed his charter bus (carrying two dozen high school softball players, who had to be sent to a hospital) into a pedestrian bridge in Seattle's Washington Park Arboretum in April (bus: 11 feet, 8 inches high; bridge, 9 feet, 0 inches). Adams said he missed warning signs because he was busy following the navigation system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 HOLY SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 Five days after that, in King's Lynn, England, a Streamline taxi minibus had to be pulled from the River Nar after the driver, who said he was obediently following the navigation system instructions, drove straight into the water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Five days after that, in King's Lynn, England, a Streamline taxi minibus had to be pulled from the River Nar after the driver, who said he was obediently following the navigation system instructions, drove straight into the water. Reminds me of the Office.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 For Easter every year in Vrondados on the Greek island of Chios, villagers carry on a 19th-century tradition in which parishioners of two churches attack the other's building with homemade rockets during midnight Mass. Villagers spend the days before Easter boarding up windows in order to minimize damage, and the goal is to be first to hit the other church's bell tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 For Easter every year in Vrondados on the Greek island of Chios, villagers carry on a 19th-century tradition in which parishioners of two churches attack the other's building with homemade rockets during midnight Mass. Villagers spend the days before Easter boarding up windows in order to minimize damage, and the goal is to be first to hit the other church's bell tower. I peed myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Five days after that, in King's Lynn, England, a Streamline taxi minibus had to be pulled from the River Nar after the driver, who said he was obediently following the navigation system instructions, drove straight into the water. Win. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 In April, as the police officer approached the motorist relieving himself on the side of the road in South Kitsap, Wash., the man explained that he had consumed "a bunch" of beers but was not driving drunk. According to the officer, the man said he was slurring his words because "his dentist advised him his mouth was too big for his tongue." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 That isn't as good as the dude who ate his tighty whiteys to pass a breathalyzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 That isn't as good as the dude who ate his tighty whiteys to pass a breathalyzer. Lol Comedian Aries Spears pleaded guilty in April to assaulting a woman in the audience during his act at a New York City club. Said prosecutor Elizabeth Pederson, ridiculing Spears' initial explanation: "You can't high-five a woman's breast." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 O_O I need to call meh lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 For Easter every year in Vrondados on the Greek island of Chios, villagers carry on a 19th-century tradition in which parishioners of two churches attack the other's building with homemade rockets during midnight Mass. Villagers spend the days before Easter boarding up windows in order to minimize damage, and the goal is to be first to hit the other church's bell tower. That's it, I'm moving to Chios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 Jessica Vasquez, 19, was arrested in Indianapolis in April for a road-rage assault, but swore she was only exercising self-defense. Her victim, an 81-year-old woman whom Vasquez said was driving too slow, had been punched in the face, yanked from her car and thrown to the ground, suffering leg fractures in 14 places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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