Metal Rabbit Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 i'll write that into my next episode :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Brain surgery... bad idea. Lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Part 2 ~On the road to the rebel base~ Fox: You all know what to do, right? CGV: Yeah! Kiryn: Yeah! Zephrion: Yeah! MR: No..... Kiryn: MR, all you need to do is stick close and do nothing else. MR: ok. ,_, ~At the rebel base~ Bianchi: Hahaha!!!!!!! We are so very close!!!!! We are almost ready to launch!!!!! Dragon (a.k.a. Dragonblader1), how close are we to launching our attack? Dragon: 2 days. Bianchi: We are so close!!!! Bianchi will have her VENGEANCE! Hanz: *Bursts in the door* Your majesty, look what I found! A spy! Fireman: Dammit.... Hanz: I caught him eavesdropping on you. Bianchi: Leila! And I had such high hopes for you, too! Kill him and leave his body in the forest like they did that other time! Hanz: *stabs Fireman* ~On the road to the rebel base~ MR: *Has a great sense of smell* Fox, I think I smell something. Fox: What does it smell like? MR: blood! Kiryn: Blood! Where? Tell us where! Zephrion: I see! Over there! Is that....it is! Fireman! *Group runs over* CGV: OMFGWTFHAXORZ what happened? He's been stabbed! Kiryn: Tell me he isn't dead. Fireman: I'm not dead. But it hurts. Fox: Oh, thank god. What's the report? Fireman: Heal me, dammit! Zephrion: I'm on it! *Grabs heal staff from nowhere* Fox: No! I'll handle this! *Heals Fireman to perfection* Fireman: It's about time. Those fools thought they had killed me. Ha! But it seems even professionals slip up every now and then. CGV: The report.... Fireman: Yes, of course. Bianchi the mad-woman is their leader. She is out for vengeance, on who or why I do not know. They plan to attack the forest in two days. And she has two powerful generals by the names of Hanz and Dragon on her side. Fox: That's good info. And if I remember correctly, your contract keeps you with us until this conflict is resolved, right? Fireman: 1,000. Fox: Nice try. You don't have to answer, just do it. Zephrion: *to CGV* Wow, she's good. CGV: She always was Zephrion: 0_o CGV: Dirty minded perv.... Fox: We just have to stop them within two days. Here's the plan.... ~Rebel Base~ Bianchi: No one can stand in Bianchi's way now!!!!!! But why will it take two days? Dragon: We don't have any weapons. We must buy them all, but we don't have the money either, so we've been raiding villages for money. We'll have enough in two days. Bianchi: So close. Prepare yourself, Fox!!! You will no longer be queen after this!!!!!! To be continued By the way, like MR's smelling ability, everyone has a secret power that is yet to be revealed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Ok. I guess that from now on I have to either be Bianchi's assitant or not be in it at all. That's stupid. I was one of the biggest enemies of Bianchi when she claimed herself to be the queen of the forest. It was funny, but I'm still mad. That's worse than not being noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I'll just say now that my secret power ability thing will be revealed in the episode I write, so don't go inventing one for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Yeah, me too! I have an idea but it's a secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Ok. I guess that from now on I have to either be Bianchi's assitant or not be in it at all. That's stupid. I was one of the biggest enemies of Bianchi when she claimed herself to be the queen of the forest. It was funny, but I'm still mad. That's worse than not being noticed. You still got the whole 'killing Vincent' thing. Nothing gets the plot moving like someone going psychotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Very true. Especially when it's Big Brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Ok. I guess that from now on I have to either be Bianchi's assitant or not be in it at all. That's stupid. I was one of the biggest enemies of Bianchi when she claimed herself to be the queen of the forest. It was funny, but I'm still mad. That's worse than not being noticed. Don't be mad. I have plenty of plot twists in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Do I get to use the whole "Killing Vincent" thing already!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I'll just say now that my secret power ability thing will be revealed in the episode I write, so don't go inventing one for me. And if anyone else feels the same, tell me now or forever hold your peace. This includes enemy characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 We need to document all the episodes thusfar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 i'm waiting for my secret ability :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 ...i was gonna write my next episode, but im not feeling well. when that happens... well i can't write well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Here goes. -On the road to the rebel base- Fox: I see the base. We have to find a way in. Fireman: 1000 and I'll go find it. Fox: No- they already think you're dead. We want to keep you a surprise for a while. Metal Rabbit: Ooh! I'll go! I'll go! Zephrion: I don't think that's a good idea. CGV: Me? Fox: Sure. Try to figure out where we can get in relatively unnoticed. -CGV runs off- -Even closer to the base- Guard 1: I think I hear something... Guard 2: Yeah... -looks around- CGV: -sneaking throught bushes- Nope, too many guards on that entrance... there better be another one... hey! Dragon has snuck up behind CGV and captures him. CGV: Holy s***! Who's that? Where are you taking me? Dragon: I've told you... I've told everyone who I am... and nobody listened. Except Queen Bianchi. That is why I now take you to her, so she can decide what to do with you. CGV: Oh snap... -Back at the group- Kiryn: That yell sounded kinda like CGV. Fox: Yeah... Zephrion: What yell? Fox: I think we have better hearing than you. Listen, I think CGV's been captured. We need someone to go find him. Kiryn: I'll go. I've got the pegasus. Fox: Right. Metal Rabbit: I wanted to go... Fox: Hush. -Kiryn takes off- Kiryn:...That must be that random guy whose name I forget... and there's CGV. Unconscious. That's not good... -fits arrow to string- Aim and... -shoots Dragon- -below- Dragon: Oof! -faints from injury- -Kiryn lands and loads CGV onto the back of her pegasus- Kiryn: Let's get outta here. -Kiryn flies back to the group- ...back where the group is waiting... MR: Hey! Wingbeats! It must be an ambush! Fox: MR, I think that's-- Too late. MR critical-hit shoots Kiryn and she falls off of her pegasus with 3 HP remaining, landing in a faceplant. Zephrion: You IDIOT! Now I have to use up a healing before we even reach their base! Zephrion and Fox run up to Kiryn, but stop: something freaky is happening. A huge pair of wings bursts out of Kiryn's shoulders, and cat ears pop out of her head. She tries to get up, but falls over instead. Zephrion: What in the... Fox: She was a subhuman? MR: Is she still hurt? Zephrion: Oh yeah. That. He tries to heal Kiryn, but she snarls when he approaches. Fox: Here, I've got a Physic staff. -heals Kiryn- Kiryn's HP is fully restored. The wings and ears disappear. Kiryn: FIIIREMAAAN! 10000 for maiming MR! Zephrion: Kiryn? Can we ask you something? Kiryn: What? Zephrion: WTH was that all about? Kiryn: MR shot me- Fox: No, that spazz-transform-thing. Kiryn: I don't know really. I think it has to do with having two Brands instead of one. Whenever I get hurt really bad, the wings and ears show up. I can fly and attack if I have to. You guys didn't know that? All: No.... MR: Hey, CGV's still hurt. Zephrion: I want the healing EXP this time! Fox: You're not allowed to kill him! The argument continues... ...Meanwhile, close to the base... Dragon: Curse you! I'll get revenge on... all of you... -to be continued- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 -nighttime- Fourth Fox: It's approaching nightfall. We shall continue our march first thing tomorrow morning. MR: But I wanted to shoot sombody... Kiryn: You just did. And might I add that you have amazing accuracy for someone who's always having an orgy. MR: Why thank you. Kiryn: ... Zephrion: MR, your magazines have some sweet...pictures. MR: Why thank you. Fourth Fox: Hey, where's Fireman? -beside the moonlit lake- *Fireman is smoking his pipe under the shadow of the tree, remembering his mission* -1 year ago- *a cloaked person enters a bar* cloaked person: I'm looking for a fireman. bar tender: Your request will be fulfilled within the hour. *loud noise in the background* cloaked person: ... bar tender: Sure is noisy tonight. person in background: Wanna get hot and sweaty together tonight, baby? bar tender: Must be that Coolguyvaters guy. He's always been a player. cloaked person: ... bar tender: You don't talk much, do you? cloaked person: ... I've noticed...you...clean those cups a lot... bar tender: Not much of a socializer, are you? cloaked person: ... *bar tender looks at clock* bar tender: Follow me to the back room. *cloaked person follows into the room* bar tender: He's in here. Fireman: Hello. cloaked person: Hello, Fireman. Fireman: You have another job for me? cloaked: Do you know of the establishemnt of the Serenes Forest kingdom? Fireman: After Queen Fourth Fox was elected queen, Serenes Forest was officially recognized as a small country. cloaked: Yes. Lately, Queen Fourth Fox has been gaining too much power. I need you to get close to them and when the time comes, kill Fourth Fox. Fireman: Finally decided to make a move, eh? cloaked: Yes....I've also heard of a secret resistance leader by the name of Bianchi. If she interferes with the plan in any way, make sure she's killed. Fireman: Okay. This will all cost you 1,000,000 gold. cloaked: What?! That's a preposterous price! Fireman: There's no telling how long this job will take and how difficult it may prove to be. I hear most of the group members are idiots. I also know I'm the only one who can and is willing to take on this job. cloaked: Done your research again, eh? Fireman: So what will it be? cloaked: Fine. I remember a time where you didn't charge so much for eveything. Fireman: Those were simpler times. cloaked: When you've accomplished the mission, contact me through the underground network. Fireman: Will do. -back at the present time- CGV: At least I wasn't hit by a Tornado. *coughZephrioncough* Zephrion: Objection! MR: Hey! That's my line! CGV: What do you mean, "objection"? Zephrion: Dunno. I just hear MR say it all the time. MR: .... Zephrion: What's wrong with MR? CGV: I think he's having another orgy. MR: Come on guys. It's not an orgy if I'm the only one. *Coolguyvaters gets hit by a Tornado* Zephrion: My bad. I thought an orgy was where you practice magic. CGV: Damn it, Zephrion! *Zephrion runs away* -back at the lake- Fourth Fox: Fireman, you smoke? Fireman: I've quit smoking. It interferes with the job. This is an exception, though. Fourth Fox: Then why are you? Is it really that bad hanging with us? Fireman: Yes, but that's not why. *throws away the pipe* Fourth Fox: Uh...Okay. *Fourth Fox leaves* Fireman: So much time for one job...The things I do for a living... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 That was a good insight to your background, I just hope things don't go...wrong. And remember that you can refer to me as "Fox" for sitcom purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 That was a good insight to your background, I just hope things don't go...wrong. And remember that you can refer to me as "Fox" for sitcom purposes. Okey, dokey then. "For the sitcom!" Hopefully, that phrase spreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 "FOR THE SITCOM!" Great backstory Fireman. And all the other episodes I haven't made a generic comment about yet are good as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Wait, I've been queen for over a year? I never knew I had so much power.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 for the record, i dislike orgies :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Hey Fireman, I hope you don't mind, but I took what you said, and im importing it into the movie. (albeit i'll need to change a couple of things to help it fit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Remember I shall still be known as Dragonblader1 in the sitcom peeplez! @Metal Rabbit: Check your PMs dawg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I'm gonna put my story here, in case you're too lazy to read here's the quick summary: 5 years ago a dragon killed all it saw. When finally approached by me, it attacked me and injured me badly. Afterwards I opened a circus and had a guy named Paul working there. I hated Paul, so I fired him. He found the dragon and asked it to kill me. This time I was prepared. I did the Caramelldansen dance to calm the dragon then decided he would be my pet, by force. Then I killed Paul. For fun. Then I closed down the service and opened up a mercenary business 4 years ago. I had some people working for me named Douche, Pikachu, and Q. They were all generic soldiers so I fired them. They then blew themselves up in my fort. So I closed the business and opened a business for killing anyone I saw. They put me up for execution but my dragon saved me. I closed down the business 3 years ago. Then I moved to the Serenes Forest a few months ago. In-between the killing business and Serenes Forest me and my dragon would do illegal thumb wrestling tournaments. So yeah, here I go (dawgs): -Serenes Forest- The Fourth Fox: Hey Dragon! Dragonblader1: What? The Fourth Fox: Why are you even here? Dragonblader1: The following is why, dawgette -In an unknown town- Generic dude 1: Did you here about that dragon killing everyone? Generic dude 2: Hellz yeah I did Generic dudette 1: Look a dragon! Generic dude 1337: GODDAMMIT WE'RE DEAD ???: FALCON PUNCH! Generic dude 1337: Holy crap! He attacked the dragon's weak point for massive damage! Dragon: RawR dawgs! Then the dragon breathed fire and killed everyone and somehow I was still alive because I'm, like, the over-powered main character or something, oh yeah, triple question mark was me. That's kinda important. -1 Year Later- -My circus- Paul: What did you want, sir? Dragonblader1: You suck and I hate you. You're fired. Paul: This is just proof that life's a bitch. Then Paul did some off-screen stuff that I somehow know what happened even though I wasn't there. -Mysterious Swamp- Paul: HEY DRAGON! I KNOW SOMEONE WHO ATTACKED YOUR WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE, WANNA HELP ME KILL HIM? HE MADE ME MAD! Dragon: RawR dawg, RawR -My circus- Dragonblader1: And that is why debating about religion is pointless Paula: Hmm, makes sense. Why do people even debate such crap anyways? Dragonblader1: Humans are idiots. Paula: Indeed. Dragon: RAAAAAAAAAAWR! Then the dragon killed Paula. Dragonblader1: OH NO! There's only one way to defeat you though... I then set down a radio and then the Caramelldansen song began playing. I then started doing the Caramelldansen dance, thus soothing him. I then pulled out my axe and threatened to kill him if he didn't become my pet. He agreed. I then killed Paul. For fun. -1 Year Later- -At my Mercenary Fort- Douche: Yes Boss? Pikachu: yes boss? Q: Qes Qoss? Dragonblader1: You're generic soldiers. You're fired. They then blew themselves up. I lived and so did dragon but... Dragonblader1: OH NO! Totally hot mercenary girl is dead! I was gonna ask her out... she always said dawg, so in her honor I shall from now on say dawg over and over again, dawg. -1 Year Later- -About to get hung, and is hung over- Dragonblader1: U no dudawgs? It mite huv bin uh guud iDea 2 nawt jst stert pilling randof pe;le Dragon then saved me Dragon: RawR! ('Sup) Dragonblader1: Hiy, war dun al thoz pe;le go? -1 Year Later- -Gambling hut- Dragonblader1: I bet 999999999999999 gold coins with guy's crotches on them, what do you wager? Generic dude 1337: Nothing Dragonblader1: Sounds good Then we thumb wrestled, illegally. For money. I won. I got all the nothing he had. Poor sucker. -2 Years Later- -Serenes Forest- Dragonblader1: We'll live here now. -Right now- -Serenes Forest- Dragonblader1: And that was mah story dawg. The Fourth Fox: That was boring. No one read the above. Ever. Dragonblader1: Go to hell dawg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I almost have Act 1 done. I NEED Zpehrion's story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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