The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...vomits profusely and takes the FE Robin on as his new sidekick, sending the former Robin to serve as tactician to Chrom, who reacts to the switch by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 (edited) ...testing out how Robin does in battle. However, it turns out that Robin was actually the Teen Titans Go version, which correlates into a domino effect, ruining the FE multiverse and making it become less than a shadow of its former self. To counteract this, FE Robin and Raven are sent on a quest by Palkia to obtain DVDs of the 5 seasons of the original Teen Titans and place them on 5 magical pedestals to restore quality to the multiverse. The DVDs are found in the possession of... Edited March 1, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 ...Oliver, who is hoarding their beauty for himself. He unleashes Teen Titans go versions of Robin and Raven to fight the Fire Emblem versions of Robin and Raven and this results in severe confusion everytime a name is called in warning. However ultimately Oliver's servants are defeated and Oliver is executed by scaphism when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Samus Aran Blows up space causing Olivers fat body to be used to plug the gap. Because of this he can't protect himself from being scaphised and thus The tale of the fair oliver hath reached its end. Now Dart and Farina... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 ...were having a game of darts. The winner was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 ...Farina, who used Dart as a dart. However Dart considered this a foul. To judge this dispute they called... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 (edited) ...Robin, who rules in favor of Dart. Farina becomes furious, as she placed a wager on the little game. This causes her to... Edited May 19, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 ...Throw the dart board into the ocean, along with Dart. However, she forgot that the latter could swim, making her even more furious. This time, she... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 ...engages in a rage filled romantic romp with Dart to work her aggressions out. However due to the x-rated nature of this incident, the entire nonsense story started devolving into poorly written erotica. To prevent this from ruining everything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 ...he kissed Rebecca's best friend. Rebecca's friend was a young... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 ...woman by the name of Fiora. However, she kicked him in the... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 ...pyloric sphincter for engaging in infidelity against her sister. Shocked by this, Dart... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 ...slapped her back, and ran off, to avoid triggering people. He questioned to himself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 ..."Am I even in a relationship with Farina? I thought that smutty X-rated scene that was never described was a one off." However, when he checked the supports, yes, that smutty incident had given them an A support. Unless one of them died, by the rules of FE 7, they would have a paired ending. Unsure what to do Dart consulted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Gheb (Oh god what have I done?) Who advised him to... (My phone crashed like 5 times when I tried to post this.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 ...seek out the three beings of spirit, Azelf, Mesprit, and Uxie, and request them to convert the relationship system into the one in FE13/14, so he wouldn't be in a real romantic relationship due to not achieving an S-Support. Dart finds them at the Lake of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 ...fire, which was in truth an oil field that hadn't gone out yet. When Dart arrived, he stated his request to change the support system. When the three beings heard of this, they huddled together to decide what the best course of action would be. After much debate, they concluded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 That in order for his request to be granted he must complete trials of Emotion Knowledge and Willpower. First the test of Willpower which was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 ...not to use the nearby Mila's Turnwheel to reset the storyline like Dialga did a dozen times before. However he was tempted sorely, for he realized if he used Mila's Turnwheel, he could put time back to before his romp with Farina and prevent the A-support in the first place. After hours of waiting patiently for the test to end, he succumbed. But alas, too much time had passed. The turnwheel could no longer take him back that far. He had failed the test and simultaneously failed to prevent the A-support. But inspiration struck. Though he couldn't prevent the A-support, he could prevent himself using the turnwheel by going back to before he failed the test. So that's what he did. He restarted the test, and knowing the turnwheel could not take him back far enough, was no longer tempted. After debate, Azelf, Mesprit and Uxie decided that "well, he kind of cheated, but whatever" and allowed him to go on with the test of knowledge where... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 ...he was asked a hundred questions, which were luckily about piracy and seafaring. Dart passed with flying colors. The final test, the test of emotion, consisted of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Confessing to farina what his true feelings were... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 ...summed up in two words. "F*** YOU!" He simultaneously passed the test and pissed off Farina. He ran off, with Farina chasing him in fury. They ended up in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 ...bed, sleeping next to each other. That's all I'm gonna say about it, because I don't want the mods to come at me. Outside of their house... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 ....Mesprit, Uxie and Azelf had changed the support system, but Farina and Darts actions secured an S-rank. So instead of being doomed to marry Farina at a distant point in the future, Dart was doomed to marry Farina in a week. The wedding guests included.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Every one who has ever posted here, as well as every pegasus knight in the series. While everyone was waiting for the wedding to start... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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