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Percivalé
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I woke up and forgot where I was. I thought I was in my mom's room, only to discover I was really in mine when I turned the light on. I kept hitting the wall by accident.

I actually have no idea how this happened.

One time also I forgot how to spell 'apple'

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Lol. I've done that before.

Yes, I've done that too! And one time I hit my head really hard and, just to make sure, state my name, phone number, and address to myself

no joke

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One time I reached for something in the oven burned my hand punched myself in the balls fell backwards and hit my head on the table then when getting up I bumped my head on the fridge and stubbed my toe on a chair.

It was epic and painful.

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Yes, I've done that too! And one time I hit my head really hard and, just to make sure, state my name, phone number, and address to myself

no joke

I find it really hard to take anything you say seriously.

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I was playing football (soccer for you crazy Americans) once and somebody shot a ball really hard and it hit my head (I was the goalie).

Actually it happened the other way around for me. I kicked the ball too hard and it hit the goalie's nuts.... :mellow:

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I find it really hard to take anything you say seriously.

It's true

Every time I hit my head after that I had to state my personal information just to make sure I didn't forget anything...

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Actually it happened the other way around for me. I kicked the ball too hard and it hit the goalie's nuts.... :mellow:

That's like this one time when I played baseball, this pitcher was talking shit about me saying I can't hit, he pitched the "3rd strike" but I ended up hitting that one and it hit him in the nuts. I think one of his balls popped.

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That's like this one time when I played baseball, this pitcher was talking shit about me saying I can't hit, he pitched the "3rd strike" but I ended up hitting that one and it hit him in the nuts. I think one of his balls popped.

:lol:

That must have killed!

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That's like this one time when I played baseball, this pitcher was talking shit about me saying I can't hit, he pitched the "3rd strike" but I ended up hitting that one and it hit him in the nuts. I think one of his balls popped.

I've heard that would cause death...most of the times...

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Don't worry, he lived. I only say "I think one of his balls popped" cause I heard some cracking sound when it hit.

Btw I honestly did not aim for that to happen, I had no control over it other than having my mind set on not getting an out. The fact he got hit like that is quite a coincidence.

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Don't worry, he lived. I only say "I think one of his balls popped" cause I heard some cracking sound when it hit.

Btw I honestly did not aim for that to happen, I had no control over it other than having my mind set on not getting an out. The fact he got hit like that is quite a coincidence.

When playing football, if someone gets me angry I just kick the ball and make sure it hits them in the nuts!

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