Dragoncat Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 minute ago, XRay said: WWYDI a bird 100 feet directly above you takes a dump? Would you wash your hair? Not do anything because you did not notice it landing on the roof of your car or building you are in? Laugh because it landed on the pedestrian next to you because it is really windy? It would probably land on the roof of the building I'm in. WWYDI you found a baby dragon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Ask if it's name is Blue Eyes, Norberta, Toothless, Minerva, Nowi, Spyro, or Dragoncat. WWYDI a group of strangers knocks on your door and swears fealty to you to become your retainers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 Have them do all the cleaning in my apartment. 1 minute ago, XRay said: Ask if it's name is Blue Eyes, Norberta, Toothless, Minerva, Nowi, Spyro, or Dragoncat. You forgot Saphira and Smaug. And Flayn! WWYDI a mime was following you around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Depends on if the mime is a hot chick or not. If she is a hot chick, I probably would not mind. If it is anyone else, I will drop my pants, bend over, and let it rip in their face to scar them for life so they would stop following me. WWYDI you found out your poop has the potential to be a biological weapon of mass destruction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Tell the United States government they can have it if they are willing to pay the right amount for it. And the more they want out of me, the more they are going to have to invest in my body being able to produce the poop they want more of. Ideally I should be able to retire really nice when the deal is done. WWYDI Ian Sinclair was picked to voice Sigurd in an FE4 remake and he has to deliver the line, "A fate in which I cannot kiss you is a fate I will not recgonize!" with a completely straight face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Buy the game. WWYDI someone said that Sacred stones was better than Blazing blade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 Agree with them, or at least allow them to have their own opinion. WWYDI all your friends started speaking Mandarin Chinese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Stop playing Dynasty Warriors and reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms. WWYDI you somehow ended up transforming into a kitchen knife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Tell Edelgard to wield me and grip my handle really tight. WWYDI you woke up as a cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 Do cat things. WWYDI you got a box mailed to you that said "Glouster"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Mail it back. WWYDI you walk into someone's office and you hear their computer making hanky panky sounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 Depends on if they're in there or not. If they're there, I leave awkwardly. If not, I laugh and turn the computer off. WWYDI you saw cows in a McDonalds drive thru? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Do burger patties count as cows? I just eat them. If you are talking about live cows, then I guess I will feel bad. WWYDI your pet joined you under your blanket, but you have to fart? I usually just fart; sometimes my cat is just like "nope" and comes back out and sometimes she just stays there. I sniff my fart too, but I do not think there is a correlation between how aromatic my fart is and when my cat nopes away, so either she comes out because the fart sound surprised her, or that what she finds is smelly is different from what I find is smelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 My cat never joins me under my blanket 😞 I guess I'd just do it. WWYDI FERDINAND VON AEGIR asked you for directions to the police station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Tell him to use Google Maps. WWYDI you can read people's minds, but only after you eat something that has their DNA (it can be hair, nail clippings, saliva, etc.)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 (edited) Not read people's minds. WWYDI The GBA fe game remakes actually made enemy dark magic users not weak? (Ch.17 in SS has druids with 6 mag. Depressing) Edited November 28, 2019 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 28, 2019 Author Share Posted November 28, 2019 Play the games. WWYDI oatmeal was spraying out of your toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Feed it to people who are starving. WWYDI you can eat anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 Cool, I can finally try tofu and see if it's really as bad as people say it is and not have an allergic reaction! WWYDI you gathered your family to watch tv today to flip through channels and you happened upon one of the death scenes from the '73 movie Blood Freak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Laugh. WWYDI your butt is replaced with a turkey butt? You pee and poop out the same hole, but you do have a feathery butt to keep your butt warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 29, 2019 Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 Want to be changed back right away. Am I gonna lay an egg every month now? No please. WWYDI a little kid knocked on your door and asked for ten dollars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Tell them to ask their parents. WWYDI you got an invisibility cloak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Get straight a's WWYDI you had the ability to prevent one FE character from dying or being corrupted (in the case Julius and Lyon)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 I think I will save Edelgard. WWYDI you can procreate asexually via budding? Like, I guess mini you would just grow from your waist and detach itself once it reaches sufficient size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 Have an army of mini mes and take over the world. WWYDI your TV turned into a dog and pooped on the stand it was on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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