XRay Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Throw the poop away and hope it gets along with my cat. WWYDI if your pet became 3 times bigger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 I don't have a pet, but it'd depend on how big it was starting out. Three times a St. Bernard (the dog breed) is VERY different from three times, say, a regular domestic cat. WWYDI someone who exclusively communicates in outdated memes showed up at your doorstep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Speak their language and see what they want. WWYDI you drove a car through several layers of wired fences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Try to stop the car and hope I do not die. WWYDI you grab something out of a bag, but you can never grab what you want and you will always pull out a rabbit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 Sell the rabbits as pets. WWYDI you turned into a dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Try to avoid getting neutered at all costs. WWYDI you became a Laguz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 Run or fly around shifted all the time. WWYDI you could speak the same language they spoke in Ancient Egypt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Decipher the language and get paid for it. Preferably lots of money. WWYDI you can time travel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Travel to all time periods to acquire the lost books of the bible and bringing them back to my timeline so I can sell "The Bible: Uncut". WWYDI your doctor called you one morning and asked, "How are you still alive? You died 24 hours ago!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 Go back to bed, clearly I'm dreaming. WWYDI a cow started speaking German at you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Keep it as a pet and teach it English. WWYDI you grew hair where it should not be growing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 Already happens. Whatever. WWYDI you grew toenails on your nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Clip my nose nails. WWYDI if it suddenly rained shit and piss outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Call my workplace and let them know I can't come in for a few days because of all the salmonella waiting for me outside. WWYDI you woke up one morning to discover you're married to your favorite historical figure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Do fictional characters based on historical characters count? I cannot think of any real historical waifus. As for fictional historical waifus, there is Artoria from Fate/Stay Night, Wang Yuanji from Dynasty Warriors, and Iowa from Kancolle if we also count ships. I have a thing for blondes. I guess I would be happy if I wake up with all three of them by my side. WWYDI if you wake up in a pile of fluffy warm cats? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Go right back to sleep. 1 hour ago, XRay said: Do fictional characters based on historical characters count? I cannot think of any real historical waifus. As for fictional historical waifus, there is Artoria from Fate/Stay Night, Wang Yuanji from Dynasty Warriors, and Iowa from Kancolle if we also count ships. I have a thing for blondes. I guess I would be happy if I wake up with all three of them by my side. Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well. WWYDI a random cat in the streets started actually talking to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Adopt it if it is stray. WWYDI if you woke up as your favorite waifu/husbando, but you woke up next to yourself and your other self wants to pork you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Be okay with it and go with it. Hey, I'd want it if the situation was reversed, so why not? WWYDI you went traveling somewhere to find out that someone superfamous who was known for committing suicide was actually still alive and well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) Ask them if they know that the world thinks they are dead. WWYDI you got bending powers, but you can only bend poo, pee, and fart? Would you change everything by causing the Sewage Nation to attack? Edited December 4, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 Why not. WWYDI your child was born with green hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 (edited) I would be happy. My child is unique! I would do some genetic testing to make sure the child is mine though, cause I do not have any genes for green hair. WWYDI your pet realized that you are not their biological parent and you adopted them? Edited December 5, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 Hug him and pet him and give him treats. WWYDI a wasp was following you all day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Catch it in a jar. WWYDI you have the ability to shoot lasers out your eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Cool, I'm a superhero! Looks like I have a new living if the government will hire me. WWYDI you were able to extend your life by one minute for every hour you spent playing video games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Play lots of videogames. WWYDI everyone forgot your name and now calls you by another name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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