Sarcastic_Yandere Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 On 5/3/2018 at 11:38 AM, DragonFlames said: 236: Every time Takumi says that he isn't given enough attention has to be punished by beating him over the head with his own legendary bow. 236a: Anyone pitying Takumi must be sent to the psychiatric ward and is henceforth forbidden from making contact with pineapples. 236b: Any violations of the above two rules will be punished with house arrest with Niles and Peri for two weeks. 241:Leo is now banned from adding to this list. 242:Leo is banned from using mind games to get anyone to add to this list for him. 243:Magic, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Sarcastic_Yandere said: 241:Leo is now banned from adding to this list. 242:Leo is banned from using mind games to get anyone to add to this list for him. 243:Magic, too. 244. Takumi is henceforth banned from banning people from adding to this list. 245. Also, banning magic is disallowed due to recent survey results. Edited May 7, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted May 7, 2018 Author Share Posted May 7, 2018 246:Please, no using this list to get back at people. 247: It’s now illegal to face pet your siblings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, CyberController said: 247: It’s now illegal to face pet your siblings. 248:It's now illegal to face pet ANYONE except your significant other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, Sarcastic_Yandere said: 248:It's now illegal to face pet ANYONE except your significant other. 249. Face petting of significant other must be done in private quarters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yula Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 250. No asking Ryoma if he can use Thunderbolt. Just because he has a sword infused with the power lightning and named after a Hoshidian Thunder God doesn't mean that he's a pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 251. No asking Xander if he's a dark type for the reasons listed above (except with the dusk dragon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 (edited) 252. Never ask Takumi if he can fly. Even if his bow can shoot arrows made of wind, he can't. unless we promote him to Kinshi-KnightGod damn it, Leo. Stop being a smartass.Elise! Where did you learn that word? *this part was scribbled out* 253. Don't use the rule board for your own private conversations, please~ Edited May 7, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 254. Please do not try to use Raijinto, Siegfried, Fujin Yumi, Brynhildr, or Yato unless you are their respective owners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 255. Naming your weapon Raijinto, Fujin Yumi, Siegfried, Brynhildr or Yato is strictly prohibited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 256:Rule 255 also applies to Elise's Staff, Xander's Lance, Leo's Iceblade, Odin's Grimorie, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 257: Even thinking about naming your weapon after any of the named weapons above will result in your being defenestrated into a vat of molasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Zawisza Czarny said: 257: Even thinking about naming your weapon after any of the named weapons above will result in your being defenestrated into a vat of molasses. Hinata: "Dafuq does "defenenenstrated" mean?" Takumi: "I dunno." Xander: *derpy donkey noises* Ryoma: *angry lobster noises directed at Xander* 258. Please formulate the rules so that every idiot can understand. 259. Ryoma and Xander are henceforth forbidden from imitating animals. It's annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 3 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Hinata: "Dafuq does "defenenenstrated" mean?" De-fen-es-trate noun to throw out of a window. 260. Hinata is forbidden from sounding like an Outrealmer "rapper". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 (edited) 260a. So is everyone else, by the way.Oh, come on! It's better this way, Odin. Believe me. 'Sup, sugartits? See? Okay, you have a point, my Dark Sidekick. ... The hell did you just call me? 261. What did I say about using this board for your own private conversations? *angry face* 262. Drawing Emoji on the Rule Board is henceforth outlawed. Any transgression will be fined with three full days of Anna's "Money is Everything" monologue. Edited May 11, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 263: 264: Whoever wrote rule 263, nice try. However, Anna is still banned from support conversations thanks to us not knowing which Anna is which. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 265. Anna is to provide us a copy of her whole family tree so as to narrow down who is who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 266.Anna must label every member of her family tree CLEARLY. Just having pictures gets us nowhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 267. Anna must also reveal where the heck she got the pictures of her entire family. Drawing all of them must have taken generations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 268: No throwing people that annoy you into the deeprealms. And yes, Leo, that applies to Takumi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 268a. That includes your babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 (edited) 269. It is hereby forbidden on pain of tomato pelting to post the quartic (not quadratic) formula in public. When Ryoma saw it his head exploded. Edited May 15, 2018 by Zawisza Czarny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Zawisza Czarny said: 269. It is hereby forbidden on pain of tomato pelting to post the quartic (not quadratic) formula in public. When Ryoma saw it his head exploded. 270. And no, we can't use his body to make lobster stew. Despite all evidence to the contrary, he is not a lobster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 271. It is forbidden to consider Ryoma a lobster. This is grossly disrespectful of his status as Grand Lobster High Prince of Hoshido. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 270:Likewise, Takumi is not a pineapple. Stop trying to chop him up and put him in fruit salad. I don't care how yummy yummy it is! 271:Takumi is also not "Taco meat". He is not to go into any taco shell or burrito. 272:Or any food, for that matter. Where do we even get these giant foods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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