Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1. Cath, give back the Durandal. Dieck is looking for it. 2. Calling Rutger an edgelord is to be punished by trial by Wo Dao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De Geso Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 3. Stop calling Dieck "Dick." It's mean-spirited. 4. Keep the legendary weapons away from Sophia. Her stats are bad enough as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 5. Leave Elphin's bird alone. It's to be looked at, not touched. 6. Dayan is no longer allowed to give Gonzales archery lessons. 7. Saul is no longer allowed to be alone with women. 8. Hit on Clarine, and she will hit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 9. Don't ask Lilina or Roy who their mom is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 10. No, Shanna, you cannot use Maltet as a back scratcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Corrobin said: 2. Calling Rutger an edgelord is to be punished by trial by Wo Dao. Death before defeat! 11. Raigh and Hugh may not come within 100 meters of eachother. 12. On second thought, make that last thing count for Lugh as well. We... don't want Hugh to confuse him for Raigh again. 13. Clarine, this is war. Stop asking for a palace. Just be happy you get a tent all for yourself. Saul and Dorothy have to share one, and it's... really not working out very well. 14. Please stop asking Karel about his past. He's had enough. 15. Stop mindlessly praising him, as well. He's even more sick of that. 16. For crying out loud, somebody make Juno understand that she's not fit for fighting in the frontlines anymore! One of these days, Zelot's going to have a heart attack because of her recklessness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 17. Armads may not be used to cut firewood. 18. Lilina, Forblaze may not be used to START a fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 19. Murgleis is not a hunting bow, Shin. 20. Do not disturb Yodel's sermons. He will be disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrymidfields Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) 21. Everybody is to treat Guinevere, Milady, Zeiss, and Elen with respect as fellow human being. This announcement is particularly in regards to Shin's nearly killing Zeiss with his bow. All four are no longer enemy combatants, thus harming them is against either the military regulations (if they are allies), or the Geneva Conventions (if they are POWs). Any violations will either be dealt with by the Lycian-Etrurian military tribunal in Aquleia for the former, or to both the UN Security Council in New York City and the International Criminal Court in The Hague in the latter. Edited March 8, 2018 by henrymidfields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 22. Just because you can draw rule 34. of Clarine doesn't mean you should. 23. If you must draw rule 34. of Clarine don't show it to Kleine 24. Or Saul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 25. Roy is to be considered a tactician and a diplomat, but NOT a soldier. He's absolute trash until he promotes, so do not let him near the enemy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 On 3/13/2018 at 9:11 AM, The_antithesis said: 25. Roy is to be considered a tactician and a diplomat, but NOT a soldier. He's absolute trash until he promotes, so do not let him near the enemy! But then how will he get stronger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrymidfields Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 (edited) 26. The village quarters near the Dragon Shrine is considered off-limits to all non-Bernian combatants. This was passed by the UN Security Council due to reprisal attacks against Bernian non-combatants from Allied forces, which is against the Geneva Conventions. Fir and Bartre, however, are exempt from this clause as they have family in the village. Edited March 25, 2018 by henrymidfields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrymidfields Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) 27. Please note that friendly fire is against military regulations, though we well take into account collateral damage. This is specifically in response to Rutger attempting to hit Dieck's back as a challenge duel. This is, of course, exempted if the injured party issued a danger-close order. Edited April 29, 2018 by henrymidfields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 On 3/6/2018 at 12:22 PM, Shoblongoo said: 9. Don't ask Lilina or Roy who their mom is. 28. On that note, don't ever assume that Lady Lyndis of Caelin is the mother of Sue of the Kutolah. She would likely deny that and say that her mother was always one of the Kutolah since birth, anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 29. Roy, please stop referring to your privates as your "Durandal". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 30. Anyone attempting to use Durandal for any size-related jokes is to be given to Merlinus and his convoy prison. 31. Saul is to be tied with Gonzales for a fortnight if he breaks Rule 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrymidfields Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 32. No everyone, Murdoch does not publish gossips about the Bernese Royal Family, and he does not wiretap phones for his peacetime living either. Stop accusing him as such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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