Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 (edited) At Fireman's Tavern, around 12 PM TLS: Another one please!!! Fireman: ... TLS: This alchohal stuff is fuckign amazeing!!!! Fireman: Idiot...*Walks away* CGV: Hey TLS, see that new girl there? TLS: Wow...she's hot... CGV: She's not that hot. TLS: Are you kidding me, She's so hot. She's so flippin' hot. She's like a curry. I want to tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot she's making me sexist. TLS: Bitch. CGV: Whatever man your shit aint my buisness *Walks out* Girl: WHAT WE'RE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME!!! TLS: Crap... Girl: THAT WAS THE NICEST THING EVER *Hugs TLS then punches him in the face repeatedly* Fireman: ... TLS: Oww.... Girl: My names Song, what's yours? TLS: Will you merry me? Song: Eh...no sorry. ???: YOU FUCKER!!!!!! *A wave of fire engulfs TLS* Masu: WE'RE YOU PERVING ON MY SISTER!!!! Song: What does perving mean? Masu: .... TLS: I'm going to walk out of here slowly. Masu: THE FUCK YOU ARE, BOLTING!!! *A lightning bolt hits TLS* Lucario: I think we need some badass music Vincent: Crap, I hated His World. TLS: Christ... Fireman: This sucks. Masu: WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE YOU GOING TO DO TO MY SISTER!!!! TLS: Grrr...*Pulls out his sword* Masu: Oh you wanna dance? *Pulls out Kendama(?)* TLS: LOL, that's a little stick thingy. Masu: *PWNS TLS* TLS: IESHHHHH Masu: I'm going to CUT YOU, REXCALIBUR *A tornado appears and hits TLS in the crotch* TLS: Please stop... Masu: NO FUXIN WAY TLS: Alright then, *Puts on an Ironman Suit* PENCIL ROCKET AWAY Masu: Screw. *Explodes* Suzaku: SPAM Knife: STFU *Anti-Suzaku Barrier* TLS: Hey Freohr... Masu: ELFIRE BITCHS *Moar Fire engulfs TLS* TLS: OHMIGAWDIMONFIRE Masu: HA *Hugs Princess* Princess: *Hugging Damon whlle Lyle holds a knife at a Soren Plushie* Masu: TLS: SHAAA *Hits Masu with a Killing Edge* Song: *Eats Popcorn* Branded: *Sips Sprite* Nightmare: ....Dude... Branded: Crap wrong story *Throws Sprite away* Matt and Hika: *Staring at the Ivy picture on TLS's IPhone* Masu: *Runs at TLS and whacks him with a Kendama* TLS: I don't think I'm spelling that right. Arc: Your prolly not. TLS: Oh. Masu: *Grabs a Wii-mote and sticks it in TLS's mouth* TLS: ... Masu: Yeah, suck that WII, Lol pun. TLS: Strangles Masu with Power Cord. Masu: REXFLAME TLS: *Burned* Doom: *Playing SSB* TLS: *Grabs the Controller and whacks Masu* Hika: Hey Magey Sage, there's this epic Elincia pic on his cell. Masu: ...*Goes into fanboy mode* Fox: JYOSUA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL Jyo: I don't know it's not working. Hanz: Turn the power off, then turn it on again. Jyo: Hey it's loading up. Fox: What is it? Jyo: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSA-wait...it's only ten. Masu: NERD RAGE *Attacks TLS in a savage way* TLS: RUNNING TIME Masu: MY POWER LEVEL IS EPIC!!! *Hadokens TLS* TLS: I SUCKED AT STREET FIGHTER 2!!!!!! Masu: Then how about some TALES *Turns into Genis Sage* TLS: DAMN NAME CHANGES Masu: Wait...what the fuck we're we fighting about? TLS: I don't know? Gatrie: Oh, TLS just wanted to fuck Song. Masu: Oh *Stabs TLS* TLS: Guhh...and so I die... Gatrie: I barely knew him *Cries* Masu: Fuckit, let's play Mario Kart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XcfWVKXrAA Matt: Breakdances THE END Edited November 10, 2008 by Toa Lord Shade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 And yes, I was inspired to write this cause of Lyle's sitcom thingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 That was awesome, particularly this part: Masu: ...*Goes into fanboy mode*Fox: JYOSUA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL Jyo: I don't know it's not working. Hanz: Turn the power off, then turn it on again. Jyo: Hey it's loading up. Fox: What is it? Jyo: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSA-wait...it's only ten. Good show, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Lol. Thanks TLS. That was certainly crazy. Lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 That was awesome, particularly this part:Good show, mate. Thanks Night. Lol. Thanks TLS. That was certainly crazy. Lol.. Epic dude, happy birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 lol i know you better than taht i think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Suzaku: SPAMKnife: STFU *Anti-Suzaku Barrier* Hika: Hey Magey Sage, there's this epic Elincia pic on his cell.Masu: ...*Goes into fanboy mode* Fox: JYOSUA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL Jyo: I don't know it's not working. Hanz: Turn the power off, then turn it on again. Jyo: Hey it's loading up. Fox: What is it? Jyo: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSA-wait...it's only ten. This is epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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