Hawkwing Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) The third rock from the sun. Also the only known planet thus far that supports life. Why did the Roman Catholic church once believe that the moon was a reflection of humanity? Edited September 6, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Because the people constantly fought over who was the pope and who wasn't. Also where it should be located because the Vatican moved to France for some reason. How powerful am I compared to the Sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Well, the Sun is a ball of burning gas that would kill every living being on this planet were it only a little bit closer to us, and you are a human being, so... I hate to break it to you, but I think it's safe to say that the Sun would roast you in a one-on-one fight. Unless you had a red giant-sized bucket of water. Who would win: a squirrel or Zeus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 The squirrel, cause itâs nuts. Who would win: a female MMA fighter, or Donald Trump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 In a "fair" fight, the MMA fighter. In real life, the Secret Service would have tackled her the moment she attempted to throw a punch or a kick. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a woodchipper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 It would chuck, it would, as wood a woodchuck would if a woodchuck had a wood-chipper! Who, what, when, where, why, how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Huh? If children should be seen, not heard, does that mean adults should be heard, not seen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 No, they should be seen and not heard too. Can you say that again? I couldn't hear you the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 "We came in peace for all mankind." I said. I said. I said. I said. I said. "We came for all mankind." And I was put in mind of our Apollo astronauts. Simply, achieving, a great human dream... From Nixon in China. Â Hmm. I must be in Mordack's armory. Why else would he leave these deadly peas lying around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 7, 2018 Author Share Posted September 7, 2018 The question is why is Mordack weaponizing peas? They're too small! He should weaponize pumpkins instead. Who would win in a fight, Oliver from FE or Mumkhar from Xenoblade? Both are "power hungry fools". My money's on Claws Boy. Slice Fatty Fatso into ribbons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Probably Mumkhar. Depends on how weak he is to magic, and how good he is at dodging. But considering that Oliver is a joke character... yeah, he's being going to be torn to shreds. Was Doctor Strange sent with Spiderman to prevent the latter from spoiling the Infinity War and ensuring that the only future where they win comes true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Yes. Why are Fire Emblem games terribly unbalanced? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Because Intelligent Systems are colossal blockheads. What the F? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 (edited) Ah! So you were rated R at the last minute too! Alternatively, you somehow failed an assignment at school...withing a few days (or weeks, depending on where you live) of it starting.  Holy Crap! Do My eyes deceive me? Will this video really be three years old in 16 days (at the time this was posted, anyway)?!?! ...If it is, I feel old(er)... Edited September 10, 2018 by Hawkwing Fixed a word, and added some dialogue . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 Apparently, and plus you can't FELL old, you can FEEL old though. Is it hard or easy to take candy from a baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Easy; but why stop there? You should rob the baby of everything it owns while youâre at it. Are creepy, horny old men in nursing homes allowed to molest the nurses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Never. It'll never happen again. Â Who is Anna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 The cross-dimensional travelling red-haired merchant whose boyfriend is Jake (or Corrin/Robin) and handled the Secret Shops, and also has a great fanfic written starring her titled Anna's Bizarre Adventure. Either that, or it's Elsa's sister in Frozen. Who is Elsa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 A princess who decided to let it go, and was nearly killed by soldiers until they arrested her instead, or someone who refused to let it go, and fell to her death. One had ice powers, while another sought immortality. Hilariously enough, they both interacted with a guy who goes by "Han(s)". 11 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Apparently, and plus you can't FELL old, you can FEEL old though. That was a mistake on my part. I shall fix it soon. Is "mook" pronounced "m-oo-k" or "m-u-k"? Or is it something else entirely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 I believe it would be pronounced "m-oo-k." What do you do if you seek answers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 Go on Yahoo Answers. Why do people say to stop and smell the roses? They just smell like random flowers, nothing special! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Because roses felt like they were unloved, so they made up that proverb. Sadly, people took it the wrong way and now it just means that you should take the time to enjoy what you're doing and / or take the time to appreciate your surroundings more. If you could create a universe of your own, what would it be like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 It would be a universe without evil. However, if I had that power, then I would know why God offered humans the choice to pursue the knowledge of good and evil despite prohibiting them from doing so. Although that may be because, in order for free will to truly exist, and not simply be lip service, then the choice between obedience and disobedience must exist. Even if the result will have unparalleled consequences on the universe as a whole. Is there any practical purpose or function of cracking ones knuckles?  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Yes; it can be used to intimidate people. Do you think itâs worse that ice cream is fattening or that itâs bad for your teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 11, 2018 Author Share Posted September 11, 2018 Neither, the worst thing about ice cream is that it's bad for my diabetes :( How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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