Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Answer the above question in a stupid way and ask your own stupid question. Lather, rinse, repeat. Why do birds poop on cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 because the earth is flat, duh. why is corn syrup bad, it's so tasty!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Torch Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because you chose Conquest. Why do people hate Camilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Because the developers compared her to a cow. What constitutes a stupid question? Edited April 4, 2018 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Because they're just mad they don't have a busty adoptive sister to tuck them in at night and kill their enemies for them. Not answering the previous question and ninja-ing me What am Shantae's brassiere size when in elephant forme? Edited April 4, 2018 by Mad-manakete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornguy Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Bigger than when in her monkey form. What country is the hero Grado from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Whatever the name of Grado was before Grado founded it. Why is Selkie more popular than Velouria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because people want to eat their waifu not be eaten by them. (Is that too racy?) Why can't Metroid crawl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because his zero suit gives him cool abilities so why would he want to crawl? Why is there a drunk Chinese man doing pushups on my front lawn and why is he wearing lipstick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightOfNohr Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Metroid is a portmanteau of "metro" (as in, the Metro system) and "asteroid". Tell me this: have you ever seen an asteroid crawl? No? Perhaps you have seen a subway crawl. Nothing? I suspected as such. Q.E.D How did I just get "ninja'd" by the creator of this thread? I was looking forward to showcasing my logic skills... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because I'm a magic ninja and that's what magic ninjas do. Who would win in a fight, a magic ninja or a magical girl and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Magical girl. Why? Because the power of cute beats all. Between a pre-teen and a politician, which is more stupid? Edited April 4, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageVolug Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I'm going to have to say a politician. Sometimes kids are smarter than adults especially considering the stupidity that at least some politicians push forward. Why do dogs dig holes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because they can't help it Why do silent letters exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelaar Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because I am the silent dragon Anankos. Why do you say Abrakadabra to cast magic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because they decided "Afrokadabra" was racist. Why do people have emotions that cause them nothing but trouble in life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because being emotionless turns you into Lykos from Children of the Whales. Why doesn't magic actually exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lau Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because Adam and Eve didn't have the genes, mate. Why is the sun hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlight Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because it's nude Why is the isekai genre being milked so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Because anime tiddies + fantasty divided by good writing = massive profits how to stop being weeb trash? Edited April 4, 2018 by Otts486 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) you don't. Why does the letter y exist? Edited April 4, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude Fucking Ninjas™ man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlight Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Just now, IfIHadToPickADude said: Because everyone hates reality, duh! Why does the letter y exist? To use it instead of why when writing a text Why are cats cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Because it's so fucking easy to write a story about a guy who's basically a self-insert and his name is Mr.Nice Guy and he can do absolutely no wrong and always has the answers and he always gets a harem of 20 girls. For the record, if you want an actually good Isekai anime, watch Konosuba. Is it morally wrong to eat a penguin? anwser, no, its the food chain at work. Oooh, got double ninja'd by the Isekai genre question. Edited April 4, 2018 by Armagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlight Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Just now, Armagon said: Because it's so fucking easy to write a story about a guy who's basically a self-insert and his name is Mr.Nice Guy and he can do absolutely no wrong and always has the answers and he always gets a harem of 20 girls. For the record, if you want an actually good Isekai anime, watch Konosuba. Is it morally wrong to eat a penguin? anwser, no, its the food chain at work. No. Because there weren't any morals in the first place Why are cats cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Because they know that they'll never beat dogs but they still have to try. When will we get the JoJo Part 5 anime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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