Innocentmask Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Excactly 364 licks. How old is Kana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 11, 2018 Author Share Posted September 11, 2018 Old enough to know better, too young to care. (This is what I tell people when they ask for my age lol) Why do mosquitoes exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 To annoy people. Also to spread diseases. What do you think made people in the past believe dragons exist(ed)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 ...Would you believe me if I told you that some dinosaurs may have survived? Why do I keep forgetting that Mortal Kombat X has been out for several years now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 21 hours ago, Hawkwing said: ...Would you believe me if I told you that some dinosaurs may have survived? Yes, because most birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs (that chicken you're eating? Yeah, that used to be a T-Rex once. Let that sink in) and some reptiles like crocodiles have been around even longer than they have. 21 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Why do I keep forgetting that Mortal Kombat X has been out for several years now? Because the game probably wasn't memorable enough for you. Have you ever played a game that is widely beloved by its franchises fanbase, but you couldn't really enjoy it, no matter how hard you tried? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Yes; Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. And it’s weird cause I love the original Final Fantasy Tactics on PlayStation 1. Do you think a game starring Geno from Super Mario RPG would sell well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Possibly. He's popular enough that it would spark the interest of several people, and if the gameplay is interesting, then it's audience would grow. 14 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Because the game probably wasn't memorable enough for you. Me, recovering from surgery in 2015, reading a random gaming magazine: "So they're making another Mortal Kombat game? I don't like the series, but I don't have much else to read at the moment. Apparently they're adding animations in the move list to show newcomers and veterans alike what each special move does? That's nice. And they have jumpscares in this tower thing? And there's some online function, and *yawn *I feel groggy. I think I'll skip to the information about the Star Wars battlefront game." Me, in 2017, watching an Outsidexbox video: "Whenever someone talk about Mortal Kombat, they keep showing that same fatality. It's getting a little old. Although to be fair it's a very good way of showing how violent Mortal Kombat can be without showing any actual violence. After all, the guy puts his magic saw hat into the ground, and then throws his opponent towards it. Their head is inches above the moving blade, so try to get back up, but then the guy presses his foot against them. They visibly struggle, and the video editors can cut away before anything actually happens, leaving the end result to the audiences imagination. Overall, a good way of showing how violent the Mortal Kombat can be without actually showing any blood and gore." "Wait a second... those graphics look a little to recent to be oh my gosh!" That was paraphrased, of course, but I really did forget that the game existed for several years. Does sneezing affect hearing in any way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 No, but it does let you feel invincible for a moment. In regards to Mortal Kombat, why doesn’t the game show you how to perform the Fatalities in a pause menu instead of having to go online to find them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Arcade games don't have pause menus. They don't want you getting more than your money's worth. Interesting fact about the past; Originally, if an arcade game didn't defeat the player within two minutes, it wasn't considered difficult enough. There's the phrase “let the cat out of the bag”, but what do you call the process of putting the cat into the bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 “Bagging a pussy” That doesn’t sound too dirty, does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 Kinda. Pavlov's Dog and Shrodinger's Cat meet. What happens next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 https://imgur.com/gallery/NwJ5x6K Do muses exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 According to some artists they do. Where does the phrase "___ me with a ____ and call me ____" come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 From America, if I had to guess. If you had the power to stop online arguments, would you use it? I personally would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Definitely yes. If you had a friendly demon following you around that constantly speaks in riddles, what would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceRibbon Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Call an exorcist. Would the aforementioned argument stopper allow me to consume more french fries in a given day due to the reduced sodium intake from comment sections and forums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Probably. What do dogs truly think of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) They see us as a source for food and belly rubbings, nothing more, nothing less. If you only had seven days to live, how do you spend your Wednesday? Edited September 13, 2018 by TheGoodHoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I would read the Bible and spend time with God. I would also spend the day with family and friends. I would have my eyes opened and realize the things of the world are temporary and don't matter in the end, and would gladly sacrifice them. I would also realize the things that live on after death, and aim to use my final moments wisely. I would also talk with my lawyer one last time to see if my last will is all in place. As well as the funeral arranger. And I would make peace with the few people I've made enemies with over my life. What exactly are villains laughing at? They seem to do it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 Villains think they're funny I guess. How much jello mix do you need to put in a wading pool before you can walk on water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Enough to make a drug lord's stache of powder look quaint. What's the story, morning glory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Well, I'll need a little time to wake up. Which is ironic since by the time this is posted, I really should be heading off to bed. What the heck is the context here: Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 I guess post apocalyptic worlds really value having traditional breakfast foods for breakfast? If you run over Mew with a steamroller will you get a ditto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 No, you get a flat cat. Do you think you can win a boxing match against Mew 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 No, because I wouldn't even try to fight it. Who dares to destroy MY castle while I am trying to learn to sew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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